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DIRGE PROJECT V3 Basic Game Mechanics!



DIRGE PROJECT V3

Basic Game Mechanics!

You get one boy and one girl,

Add a decent "Cute meet" and hey presto,

You have a bog standard couple.


Or in this games case,


Get one Main Stat.

Such as Strength or Intelligence or Stamina etc etc.

Add one skill level

"Jumping", "Skipping" or "Singing show tunes."

(Which can NEVER be higher than +3)

And you have what I am called a

"Roll under number / value"

If you roll under this number you succeed in your allotted Hyperthetical task!



The higher your kill and stat, then the higher the end number and therefore easier it is to roll under!


NOTE:
AN IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION!
Although it is called a "Roll Under Score" that is not the literal intention!
Rolling the "SAME AS" the "Roll Under Score" still counts as a success! 

So the DM who wants to concentrate on creating his story can very quickly slap various tasks together.


Player

I want to jump that gap

DM

Roll under you Dexterity and add you Jump skill



Player

I want to work out my taxes

DM

Then Roll you Intelligence + Finance skill


Player


I want to lift all the weekly shopping out of the back of the car and into the house all in one go!

DM

Rolls Strength + 'Plastic Bag for Life' skill


Player

I want to talk to that girl over there!

DM

Roll Cham and Seduction Skill
But with -3 modifier, because she is not blind and she also has a working sense of smell!


Which bring me to DM discretional Modifiers

Any task the DM thinks may be tricky or too easy can be given a discretional modifier!

This can be anything between -3 all the way up to +3


This is the point where the PG 13 vanilla rom-com couple in the analogy above start getting a shade more grey and begin to play with light bondage and hot wax! 


Which brings us to what every roll players desperately wants to constantly play with, in their geeky little hands!

DICE DICE DICE!

To roll under the number 9 with a 12 sided dice is much more likely than it is to roll under 9 with a 20 sided dice.

And that simple fact is the basis of the main game Manic!

Depending on the difficulty of the task the DM will allocate the type of dice used to try and roll under that magic "Roll Under Score"

Testing abilities

Easy D4

Norm D6

Hard D8

Very Hard D10

Epic D12



Player

I want to jump that gap

DM

Roll under you Dexterity and add you Jump skill
It is an Average difficulty so roll under with a D6





Player

I want to work out my taxes.


DM

Then Roll you Intelligence + Finance skill

That sounds like a very hard thing to do, use a D10.
In fact, it seems like a long arduous task that will take 3 game hours.
Roll a D10 for each hour to avoid making any mistakes on the Tax form!


Player


I want to lift all the weekly shopping out of the back of the car and into the house all in one go!

DM

Rolls Strength + 'Plastic Bag for Life' skill
Use a D8 as it seems a fairly difficult thing to do.



Player

I want to talk to that girl over there!


DM

Roll Cham and Seduction Skill
But with -3 modifier, because she is not blind and she also has a working sense of smell!
Roll a D20 IMPOSSIBLE DICE under that "Role Under Score"!


5 dice were created for various purposes.
Each one with its own value and power,

But each of them was fooled....

For in secret, another dice was created.

The sixth dice with 20 sides!

A dice to rule them all!



The Impossible D20



The maximum numbers of all the other dice go up in nice even increments of 2.

From D4 all the way to D12

UNTIL THAT IS!
You get to the D20!

Then it jumps up by 8 numbers all at once!

That is why it is called (in this game system) the Impossible Dice!

Used only for the very hardest of the hypothetical tasks!

And very special reward should be considered to be given to someone who has to roll a D20 Impossible dice and managed to get a "Natural 1" 

(That is, ignore any invisible intangible mathematical modifiers!
You can actually see a big real physical 1 on the physical uppermost plastic face of the D20 you just rolled!)


CHALLENGE RESIST ROLL

Normally “Roll under” numbers are used to general tasks, such as “picking up a rock” or trying to “Read an old map”

In those cease the DM make a judgement call on the Difficulty Dice needed!

But if the challenge is against a Potent NPC or another Player then you work out the Difficulty dice as follows!

Compare your score

( The amount you would need to roll under to succeed vs you opponents score needed to roll under to succeed.)

For instance, two opponent trying to “Outrun “ or “out charm” or even a simple “Arm Wrestle” against each other!

WE HAVE TO PLAY WITH COMMON DEFINITIONS HERE!

(PLEASE BARE WITH US!)


Definition: Attacker.

This does NOT mean who attacked in the story.

It is being used to describe the person with the advantage of the highest “Roll Under Score”


Definition: Defender

This does NOT mean who has been attacked in the story.

It is being used to describe the person with the disadvantage of the Lowest “Roll Under Score”

WHAT ARE WE ROLLING UNDER?

Depending on the story and the nature of the contest will define what stats and skills are used.

That is up to the DM

Are they tunning a race?

Having a cooking competition?

Arm wrestling?

Doing a Math quiz?

The Poabilities are endless!

Whatever the situation or storyline,


Player One
Adds 1 Relevant Sat off his character sheet,
The stats are
Strength, Intelligence, Stamina, Luck, Charm, Speed, Or Perception.
Then adds on Relevant skill
Skills could literally be anything, there is no real formal list.
But all skills are measured on a scale of (-3) through to (0) Zero then onward to the game Maximum of (+3)


Player Two Or the NPC
Adds 1 Relevant Sat off his character sheet,
The stats are
Strength, Intelligence, Stamina, Luck, Charm, Speed, Or Perception.
Then adds on Relevant skill
SKills could literally be anything, there is no real formal list.
But all skills are measured on a scale of (-3) through to (0) Zero then onward to the game Maximum of (+3)


The DM may if it is relevant to the storyline alter or give a modifier to either or both players within the range of -3 up to a +3 EACH!


For Instance, if one character is drugged or considered exhausted because of a heavy day slaughtering Orcs


The one with the Highest "Role Under Score" is given the title for this contest as the ATTACKER


The one with the Lowest "Role under Score" is given the title for this contest as the DEFENDER

In the unlikely event, they both have exactly the same "Role Under Scores" 

Then the Player with the highest Speed Stat Wins.

If that is the same,

Then the layer with the HIghest Dexterity Score Wind

If that is the Same

Then the Player with the Highest Perception Stat wins

If that is the Same

Then the Player with the Highest Luck Stat wins!

If that is the same

Then just keep rolling dice against each other until the tie is broken.

The Highest role wins

The Winner gets to be the ATTACKER
WHAT DICE TO USE? 

The Difficulty dice the Attacker is allocated will depend on how much higher their score was above the Defenders!

The Difficulty dice the Defender is allocated will depend on how much lower their score was below the Attackers!

Allot of the time in the very basic contest, such as Charm, for instance, the amount succeed by number does not matter very much,

BUT
In combat is VERY IMPORTANT!
Because it is seen as how to grade how good the attack was and increases the amount of damage when working out the final damage os a combat round.

(This is a much neater way to do things than messing around with body hit locations!)

THE DEFENDER



IF DEFENDERs "Roll under roll" and the ATTACKERS "Roll under roll" is within 0-3 points of each other

Then the DEFENDER Needs to use an Easy D4 Dice.

If the difference between the ATTACKER "Role Under Score and the DEFENDER "Role under Score is 4-6 points then their difficulty for the DEFENDER is a Normal Difficulty (D6) dice!

If the difference between the ATTACKER "Role Under Score and the DEFENDER "Role under Score is 7-9 points then their difficulty for the DEFENDER is a Hard Difficulty (D8) dice!

If the difference between the ATTACKER "Role Under Score and the DEFENDER "Role under Score is 10-12 points then their difficulty for the DEFENDER is a VERY HARD (D10) dice!

If the difference between the ATTACKER "Role Under Score and the DEFENDER "Role under Score is 12-15 points then their difficulty for the DEFENDER is an EPIC (D12) dice!

If the difference between the ATTACKER "Role Under Score and the DEFENDER "Role under Score is 15+ points then their difficulty for the DEFENDER is an IMPOSSIBLE (D20) dice!

THE ATTACKER


For the ATTACKER, however, the only way is up!

If the attackers "Roll under roll" and the DEFENDERS "Roll under roll" is within 0-3 points of each other, Then the Attacker just needed to a role an Easy D 4 dice!

REMEMBER!
THEY GOT TO BE ALLOCATED THE ATTACKER BY ALREADY HAVING THE LARGEST "ROLE UNDER SCORE!"
So life is already looking pretty sweet for them!

You'd think that life could not get any easier than that could you?

You would be VERY wrong!

If the difference of the Attacker is 7+....,

He is seen as so much more powerful than the DEFENDER that he gets a butt load of bonuses to underline the point!

They still get to use the Easy Dice D4,

AND

Then “IF” the Attacker DOES win his dice role then amount they succeed by is DOUBLED!

(No Maximum!)

And even if the Attacker managed to fail their roll,

The amount they failed by is HALVED!

(Minimum of 1)




RESULT


If the DEFENDER manages to win the roll 



But


ATTACKER fails the roll,


Then the Defender “Wins” this Challenge!

The attacker gets a minus 2 deducted from the next “Roll under score” vs. the Defender if this same challenge continues!

The Attacker also keeps getting additional minus 3 points deducted for each attempt they keep making in a row!

(vs. the Defender if this same challenge continues!)

Until they either finally succeed (then all penalties are lost)

OR

They can reduce the penalty by 4 for each turn they stop trying to do that same action against this same defender!

OR

They can reduce the penalty by 5 for each turn they take NO ACTON AT ALL! (each missed turn)

This has to be conscious resting NOT counting being stunned OR knocked out!


If the ATTACKER wins their roll 

But

DEFENDER fails their roll,


Then the attacker gets to have their desired attempted effect.

The Defender gets a minus 1 deducted from the next “Roll under score” ” (vs. the Attacker if this same challenge continues!)

The Defender also keeps getting additional minus 2 points deducted for each attempt they keep making using the same action type against the same opponent!

Until they either finally succeed (then all penalties are lost)

OR

They can reduce the penalty by 6 for each turn they stop trying to do that same action!

OR

They can reduce the penalty by 7 for each turn they take NO ACTON AT ALL! (each missed turn)

This has to be conscious resting NOT counting being stunned OR knocked out!


A DRAW?!

If both succeed or both fail

Then no effect happen to either side.



THAT'S IT

Well, that is very basically it.
My DIRGE V3 Game Mechanic!

Just always remember it is the DMS storytelling that makes or breaks a roleplay experience, not the game Mechanic! 


PS!

My advice to DM's that use this system,

Try and avoid and discourage 
(But do not Prohibit!) 
Players getting any one main Stat higher than 10!

the maximum level in any skill is already a golden rule at +3 Maximum.

With a stat of 10 and a +3 skill, you are looking at a total score of 13!

Considering the IMPOSSIBLE dice is only a D20, at a skill level of 13 they are going to be able to do 
the Impossible almost all the time!





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So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
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The newest content is below the intro piece,
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(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



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. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
.
.
! .
But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
.
They are two different categories!

.
But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
.
I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
.

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Health problems and Harm YOU!

HOWEVER!

I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised!
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I am doing this!



Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it! 

Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
Please Read 
Caroline J Molloy's Article,


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When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
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SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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