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THE DIRGE PROJECT V 3 SPENDING THE TREASURE!



THE DIRGE PROJECT V 3

SPENDING THE TREASURE!


Players customize their own treasure with the treasure points (TP)

TP MUST be spent there at the treasure location!

(Time is frozen and play is suspended while the Player makes their decisions!)

An
y unspent TP is divided by half and is then called gold (or money)

To buy an Item from shops in town later you can spend your “Gold” as you would TP to create what Item you want! 


MAKING THINGS WORSE ON PURPOSE!

Some options make the Item you are creating WORSE. 
BUT
They give you back TP in return!

This Returned TP MUST ONLY BE SPENT ON THE VERY SAME ITEM,
IT CAN NOT be redistributed to any other item!


BUT why do it this way?

When you get to treasure it is measured as an amount of TP
Game time is FROZEN so the player can be creative and make what they want to find!

Just like Character creation any unspent TP is divided by 2 and called GOld or Money!

This means that you can not horde tp form treasure chest to treasure chest to make stupidly large super powerful items mid-adventure!

Instead, you have to either spend it OR loose half of it.

However, you can horde the Gold unspent TP is replaced by so you can save up for something special when the adventure gets to a stage where you can visit a shop.



Armour Starting Stats

You can have two armour options!

Option 1 : What you are wearing.

Option 2 : A shield

Next, choose what quality level the Armour is!

-3 Quality Armour it the lowest quality. The sort of thing Orc or Post nuclear raiders would wear

0 Zero : Level armour is bog standerd Default.

+3 Is some silver super pretty decorated thing that an elf prince would wear!

Quality    TP     MinSTR    DX      Rec

-1            -3       +10             -5        -3

-2             -2       +5              -4        -1

-3             -1       +3              -3         0

0          Default    D              -2         0

+1             1        -2               -1        0

+2              2       -4               0         0

+3             4        -6               0        +1

TABLE NOTES

Min St Higher Quality armour is lighter for the same strength!

(For Shields use the weapon version below!)

DX Effects both DX AND you SPEED stats!

Crap armour is badly fitting and reduced you movement, very good armour is easy to wear!

(For Shields use the weapon version below!)

Rec: Is an initial reaction penalty for having cheap looking armour!

(Among the right sort of creature this could become a reaction + !!!)


PD passive defence (Max +3)


PD means Passive Defence.
It just gives a better chance for blows to slide of sue to inherit toughness and smoothness

<EACH  1 PD Cost 3 TP each >

NO Items can ever be Higher than +3 PD!!

Active Defence 

No Maximum,

This is the bulk of what Armour really is!

Big huge amount of padding or plating that absorb damage and protect the player!

How much protection Armour has is measured in HP.

(Good old fashioned Hit points)

After enough hits the Armour loses HP  and eventually, the bad guys will be able to work their way down to the Player filled gooey centre!

The TP cost Depends on the quality level of the armour.


Fancy pretty supper strong armour cost more to add HPs to than some cheap piece of Orc type crap with rusty think plates just slapped on!

Quality Cost            TP cost for 5HP

-3                               1

-2                               2

-1                               3

0                                4

+1                              5

+2                              6

+3                              7

Every 10 armour needs a minimum Str of +1 to wear!

BUT this is modified by the Armour Quality section above this one!


SHEILD QUALITY!

NOTE low quality or high-quality shields will ALSO o get the “Weapon Quality Bonus” of Penalty described in the Weapon section!


OTHER Options.

EVEN MORE STR MODIFIERS!

Increase str needed to wear by 1

< Minus 1 TP>

Decrease Maximum Strength Needed to wear!

<Plus 2 TP>


OTHER STAT EFFECTS


Decrease Any Stat when wear by 1

<If it is Already  Minus 1 then Minus 1 TP >
<If it is Already Minus 2 then Minus 2 TP >

<If it is Already Minus 3 then Minus 3 TP >

Increase Stat by 1when wear by 1

<If it is already a normal Default then add 2 TP >

<If it is already plus 1 then add 2 TP >

<If it is already plus 2 th
en add 5 TP >

(Maximum number of Item you can do this with at +1 is equal to you Luck Minus 2)

(Maximum number of Item you can do this with at +2 is equal to you Luck Minus 3)

(Maximum number of Item you can do this with at +3 is equal to you Luck Minus 4)

Personal Maximum Amount of all such Item combined! Equal to Intelligence

BUT EVEN THEN there is a Total max of ALL such Items is capped at 6!


Resist creature Type

Do you want special shield your paladin to weaken Undead?

Or that cybernetic Ninja to partly jam attacking guard robots!

In this bit you can specify special effect you Item may have on possile enemies!

To do this we need to use a Resistance Point System.

It cost TP get so many points for how many types of things you effect as measured in Resistance Points.

It Cost some more TP to buy how powerful the effect those chosen things are, from Minor itch to bursting into flames! This is also measured in Resistance Points

Then we ass both lots of Resistance points together to work out what the final TP cost will be!

SIMPLE!

PS I see NO reason why cannot also use this same system to put this effect on weapons as well!

THE BROADNESS OF NUMBER OF CREATURES THIS EFFECT HAS!

If it affects only one type of creature type then add 1 resistance points

If it affects only type’s creature type then add 2 resistance points

If it affects only three creature type then add 4 resistance points

If you wantsomethingg less specific and more genreal then use the cost below!

If it affects only one SPECIES CLASS type then add 2 resistance points

If it affects only two SPECIES CLASS type then add 4 resistance points

If it affects only three SPECIES CLASS type then add 8 resistance points


NOW PURCHSE HOW POWERFUL THE EFFECT IS!

1 resist point (Creature gets -1 or +1 to all calculation depending on what benefits the player the most!)

2 resist point (Creature gets -2 or +2 to all calculation depending on what benefits the player the most!)

4 resist point (Creature gets -3 or +3 to all calculation depending on what benefits the player the most!)

8 resist point (Creature gets -4 or +4 to all calculation depending on what benefits the player the most!)

NOW ADD BOTH GROUPS OF RESISTANCE POINTS TOGETHER TO GET A FINAL TP COST!

Resistance Points                   cost TP

RP 30+                                    64

RP 26-29                                 32

RP 21-25                                 16

RP 16-20                                 8

RP 11-15                                 4

RP 5-10                                   2

RP 0-5                                     1


WEAPONISED SHIELDS!

For Weaponised Shield Creation


<See extra Weapon modes / Extra Simultaneous effect! Below!>


Weapons.



FIRST 
CHOOSE THE TYPE OF WEAPON YOU WANT

The FREE One
A two-handed weapon
Range 0
Min Strength Needed -1

A Long polearm
Needs 2 hands
Range 1 
Min Strength  needed to use 0 
Cost 1 tp

Onehanded Weapon (A sword)
Needs 1 hand
Range 0
Min Strength needed 0

1 Hand Range Weapon (throwing dagger or Handgun.) 
Range 1
Cost 1 tp

Normal Bow or Riffle 
Range 2
Min Strength needed 1 
2 tp

Super Long Sniper Range weapon.
Range 3
Min Strength needed 2 
Cost 4 tp


SECOND
Choose the quality of the weapon you want

Initial Weapon Quality!

A -3 Quality Weapon Armour is a wooden plank with a nail in it!

0 Zero : Level Weaponry is bog standerd Default.

+3 Is some silver super pretty decorated thing that an elf prince would use!
It has probably been in his family for thousands of years and might have some stupid name, like Excaliber!

Quality     TP     Skill     STR     ACC    ATT

-3             -3        -5        +3          -2         -4

-2              -2       -3        + 2         -1         -2

-1              -1       -2         +1          0          0

0                 1        0           0          0           0

+1               2      +1          -1         0           0

+2               3      +2          -2         0           0

+3               4      +3          -3         0          +1

TABLE NOTES

Skill : Is the (Quality Skill Bonus) amount the quality of weapon will add to you skill use, BUT this is capped at your “Weapon Skill” Value.

For instance, someone  with a Dagger Weapon skill of +2

That finds a +3 quality weapon can only get the quality bonus of up to +2! (Until he improves his Weapon skill score up by one!)

You always get to use your OWN “Weapon Skill” AND The “Quality Weapon Bonus!”

Low-quality weapons will be badly balanced and reduce your skill BUT they are cheaper!

STR: added weight of low Quality of the reduced weight of a good quality weapon! This will modify the weight of the weapon type when chosen below!

Acc : the startling accuracy

(this can be modified directly below!)

ATT The number of attacks the weapon gives or takes away!

If your number of attacks becomes less than 1 then noe the following.

Weapons that have -3 to Zero attacks are NOT Necessarily useless. It just means they are so unbalanced an unwieldy that you can only use if to attack every 2nd turn

But for special tactical reasons, you might find a use for them if you can make the slow rate of attack be worth a load of extra damage!

Weapons with less -4 to -6 attacks can only be used every third combat round!

Weapons with less -7 to -10 attacks can only be used every Forth combat round!

Any weapons with a greater minus that -11or more CAN NOT BE USED!

HOWEVER

For Every 4 Strength, you personally have OVER that needed for the weapon you can claim an attack back!

(Note you can only claim Back lost penalty attacks this way NOT create new ones! For that, you will have to increase you Speed Stat!)

Added Accuracy

Accuracy +1 or -1 

< 3 tp per  in either direciton rank >

(Maximum of +3 or -3 )

Taken away or Added Attacks per combat round!

Deduct from the Item cost 2 TP per attack “Lost”

(See weapon quality notes above weapon notes on how enough Strength can claim lost attacks back!)

HINT!

If you are super strong.......
This could theoretically be used to limit the weapon so only someone as strong you can also use it!

While at the same time generating extra TP to spend on some other ability for this item.

Cost 4 TP to Add One ATTACK.


ALTER THE TYPE OF DAMAGE DONE!

There are complex super descriptions in other areas of this Blog,
But for now Ill will put is simply without going through the whole game system.

Basically...

Armour Peircing will shread and destory Armour but do less damage to the flesh inside.

Frag will not do very much to armour but will afect flech like a Kitchen Blender!

Or you can just keep the damage as NORMAL for the middle road to mayhem!

To make your weapon Armour Piercing cost 3 tp per rank

To make a Weapon do Frag Damage cost 3 tp per rank

There are 3 ranks,
1 , 2 and 3!

HINT
DO NOT be tempted to plough into having the highest rank in one of these on principle!
There is wisdom in moderation!
One single rank has a hell of a difference in end effect!
You want the create the right tool for the right job!

Speaking of which

WEAPONS THAT ALTER?

CREATING A MULTITOOL TYPE WEAPON!

Extra MODE! 
2 tp for one extra then +3tp for each additional mode!

A new mode is created from scratch as a brand new weapon!


you can switch your weapon from one mode to another instantly at the end of each combat round!
MAKE MORE THAN ONE EFFECT 
HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME!

Extra Simultaneous effect!

1 tp for one extra then +2 each additional!



WHAT'S THE DAMAGE? MATE?

Basic Damage

The Damages for long range Weapons cost more than for short range ones

Let us start with UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL range 0 weapons!

You free Default is Damage Equals Your Strength +1
This is FREE!

Range 0 weapon extra damage cost 

To add + 5 damage that this weapon does cost 1tp

To Reduce the damage by -10tp will give you back 1 TP (Minimum 0) 

HINT
You may think is very stupid waste to deduct 10 from a weapons Damage. 
But think it through.
What if you do not need this item to do any damage?
What if the treasure you want to find was a medical scanner, or Holy Symbol to scare undead? 


For a Range 1 Weapon
Each +4 Damage cost 1 TP
Or you can deduct 5 from its damage and get 1 TP
to spend on this item!

Range 2 Weapons
Each +3 Damage cost 1 TP
Or reduce its damage by 4 to reallocate 1 TP

For Range 3 

Each +2 to its damage cost 1 Tp
Or Minus 2 Damage to claw back 1 TP

Cost Depends on the type of weapon damage chosen above!

REMEMBER! 

THE DAMAGE ABOVE IS ONLY BASIC DAMAGE!

In the section before this, you had an option to make this Armour Peircing or into Frag Damage!

THE SWEET, SWEET TASTE OF.....

Any amount of the damage of your weapon can be converted to Poison Damage at a cost of 2 Tp per 5 Damage

(Poison can be added on top of Fag or armour piercing weapon but its damage is resisted separately)

DESIGNER POISON!

Poison will continue to do damage 

(or be a healing effect) 
Each turn.



Damage can be halved then replace with stun value instead. ( stun / disease) 

Damage can be halved and transformed into a Healing effect.

Damage divide by 4 can be changed to Stat damage instead 


Damage can be divided by 5 and transformed into a positive stat boost 

All these options are FREE.

Simply pick one! (And only one) 

If you want more than one effect you will have to purchase both the SIMULTANEOUS EFFECT
and a new Poison Damage purchase!


Poison Duration

You get 3 turns for free,

Each turns the difficulty to shake off reduces by one,

(For counter modifiers for this, see below!)

Each additional turn cost and extra TP

Reduce to only lasing 2 turns the get 1 tp back to spend on this item!

Reduce to only lasing 1 turn the get 2 tp back to spend on this item!


Poison That wears off

Each turns the difficulty to shake off a poison (Or retain a healing effect,) Decreases by 1.

But this can be modified

Decrease the “wear off” of poison to one level every 2 turns
Will cost 1 tp

Decrease the wear off of poison to one level every 3 turns
Cost 2 tp

Decrease the wear off of poison to one level every 5 turns
Cost 3 tp

Or you can have the chemical wear off faster!

Decrease 2 level a turn = 1
 tp

Decrease 3 level a turn = 2 tp

FOREVER POISONED / CURSED = 10 TP

Forever Poison can still be shaken off with a successful Stamina roll, 

(For Curses use an anti-magic Intelligence roll) 

Forever only means it will not wear off on its own!

CURE FOR A CURSE OR FOREVER POISON

ONLY COST 5 tp!


Poison Potency

A victim can Shake off normal poison as Normal D6 (usually against stamina) after only 1 turn of damage.

Unless you spend to alter you, Poisson.

Increase difficulty to shake off poison by 1 level = 1 TP

(Maximum Epic Difficulty D12)

Or decrease ease to shake off to Easy gives you 2 TP back to spend on this weapon!

But you can only do this once by one level!
(Because you cannot get any easier to shake off that a D4 roll under a Stamina score!)

After you have epic poison you may then increase it to Impossible D20 to shake off for a further 2TP

If the victim gets a natural 1 when resisting a D20 Impossible poison the not only do they shake it off,

BUT

Also get a permanent +1 poison resistance!

This can under the same conditions theoretically get to a maximum of a free +3 poison resistance to all poisons or curses of the same type!

By type is meant as a very Broad category,

E.g., All Magic, BioScience, Radiation, Disease act

Nice Non-Poison Potions

If the Poison has a positive effect such as healing or a stat boost then get there are other ways to get TPs back to respond on the weapon!

A victim can retain the effect of the potion as Normal D6 against Luck after only 1 turn of effect.

You can keep rolling each turn and the potion will keep working until a failed roll happens!

Increase difficulty to retain the effect by 1 level
and get 1 TP back to spend on this Item

(Maximum Epic D12)

Or decrease the difficulty to retain to Easy will cost an additional 3!

But you can only do this once by one level!
(Because you cannot get any retain the efect than a D4 roll under a Luck score!)

After you have potions level at an EPIC D12 you increase it to even further to an Impossible D20 to retain,

This will get you a further 1 TP back to respond on this item


Delayed action

(Good for Disease design!)

Make a delay effect
For each turn the potions will wait to activate

1 turn 1 tp

2 turns 2 tp

3 turns 4 tp

4 turns 8 tp

5 Turns 16 tp

Each additional turn 20 tp


POISON GAS
For poison gas see (Area effects section)


Poisoning Weapons!

If the poison is NOT part of the weapon but purchased instead as a Temporary Use Once Only item <see later> 

Then you can consider it a sort of one use Potion!

A one-off poison applied to a weapon will temporary negitive effect on that weapons perfomance!

The weapon will return to normal when the poison effect wears off!

Poisoning Hand Weapons range 0 to 1

Poisoning a Frag Weapon reduce its Accuracy by 1 and increases poison resistance for the victim by 1

(on top of an already existing poison resistance and ignore all the normal poison resistance maximum of +3 rule!

Poisoning a normal weapon only reduces accuracy by 2

Poisoning an Armour Piercing Weapon reduces the accuracy by 3 BUT also decreases the victims poison resistance by – 1 !)

Poisoning Range 2 weapons

Poisoning a Frag Weapon reduce its Accuracy by 2 and increases poison resistance for the victim by 1

(on top of an already existing poison resistance and ignore all the normal poison resistance maximum of +3 rule!

Poisoning a normal weapon only reduces accuracy by 3

Poisoning an Armour Piercing Weapon reduces the accuracy by 4 BUT also decreases the victims poison resistance by – 1 !)

Poisoning Range 3 weapons

Poisoning a Frag Weapon reduce its Accuracy by 3 and increases poison resistance for the victim by 1

(on top of any already existing poison resistance and ignore all the normal poison resistance maximum of +3 rule!

Poisoning a normal weapon only reduces accuracy by 4

Poisoning an Armour Piercing Weapon reduces the accuracy by 5 BUT also decreases the victims poison resistance by – 1 !)

POISON LIGHT!
Making Lighter poisons Getting the accuracy back!

For range 0 to 1 weapon cost 1tp per accuracy back!

For range 2 weapons cost 2 tp per accuracy back!

For range 3 weapons cost 3 tp per accuracy back!

Accuracy can only be reduced to 0,

This only effects Accuracy lost due to the poison and WILL NOT correct the weapons own natural inaccuracy!

Dirty thick Orc Slime!

Make the poison CHEAPER by increasing its negitive perfomance effects on any Weapon it is applied too!

For range 0 to 1 weapon get 1tp back to respond on this item if you choose to lose one extra accuracy!

For range 2 and 3 weapons get 2tp back to respond on this item if you choose to lose one extra accuracy!

REMINDER!
CHEAPER POTION REMINDER!

Potions and poisons can be made MUCH cheaper if you remember to include the TEMPORARY SECTION in its end cost calculations


RANGE STUFF!

Anything that shoots at range need ammo!


That means purchasing things like Clip Size and Reload time ect ect!

LARGE MAGS
MX Ammo Before needing a reload 

Range 1 Weapons
25 ammo b
efore need in a reload for free,
Then plus 1tp per extra 5  ammo, the weapon can hold before needing a reload!

Range 1 ammo cost
Extra Clips cost 1 Tp for 30 clips!

Range 2

Gets to hold 20 ammo before need in a reload for free,

Then plus 1tp per extra 5  ammo, the weapon can hold before needing a reload!

Range 2 ammo cost 
New clips cost 1 tp for 20 clips

Range 3 weapons.
15 ammo before need in a reload for free,

Then plus 1tp per extra 7  ammo, the weapon can hold before needing a reload!

Range 3 ammo cost
Extra Clips cost 1 Tp for 10 clips!



Reload Time 

If the Reload time takes 4 combat turns.
Half the Item cost (Before going to temporary section)

ALSO
Divide by 10 any ammo cost, if cost is already 1 the double the ammo gotten per purchase!

If the Reload time takes 3 combat turns.
Half the Item cost (Before going to temporary section)


So the item is not any more expensive but the ammo is!

Divide by 5 any ammo cost, if cost is already 1 the double the ammo gotten per purchase!


If the Reload time takes 2 combat turns.
Half the Item cost (Before going to temporary section)


Then only get back 1 TP

Divide by 2 any ammo cost, if cost is already 1 then double the ammo gotten per purchase!


If the Reload time takes only 1 combat turn.
Half the Item cost (Before going to temporary section)

Normal cost

Normal ammo cost

Free action reloads
If the Weapon reloads instantly! 

Not combat actions needed!

Double the Item cost (Before going to temporary section)

Double any ammo cost!


Area effect. 

Why only hit one person at a time when you can have a Flame Thrower!

Range 0 Weapons,
Will be allowed to hit one additional target for just 1  tp
You can buy this as and stack it as high as you like but the Maximum number of targets you will be able to use it on will be limited to your Weapon Skill + the relevant stat that skill is attached too!


Range 1 Weapons,
Will be allowed to hit one additional target for just 3 tp
And the Maximum number of targets you can get at once is equal to you Weapon Skill + the relevant stat that skill is attached too, -2!

Range 2 Weapons,
Will be allowed to hit one additional target for 4 tp
But because of the much greater distance, there is NO limit to how many targets you can purchase to hit and stack up!


TAKE COVER!!
Range 3 Weapons,
Will be allowed to hit one additional target for 5 tp
But because of the much greater distance, there is NO limit to how many targets you can purchase to hit and stack up!



Temporary Options

For bombs / Potions / traps act

1use only. (Such as a Bomb) Divide total cost of your item by 10

4 uses. Divide total cost by 5

8 uses. Divide total cost by 3

10 uses. Divide total cost by 2

12 use will return 1 TP to you


Soul bound To Owner! 


(Permanent Items ONLY!) 

No one can remove this item from you either by stealth theft of by force

Only from your Cold Dead Hands!

YOU CAN NOT BUY THIS FOR ITEMS THAT ARE TEMPORARY!


Multiply cost by 5 AFTER coming from the Temporary section!


FOR NATURAL ABILITIES OR MUTATIONS

If you do not want any of these effects as a mere item but wants as an inherent power, then I offer you this very expensive option!

Multiply the Items cost by10!!
And make This this your New Power!

(YOU FREAK!) 

Note 
Doing this, 
(depending on the DM world setting and story)
May cause all sorts of Problems!

SPELLING TEST!
For Spell effects (Presented as a spellbook)

Convert the TP into CS to spend on spell type design and creations! 


(See the magic Section to see chest value of capture spell books or NCP named spells!)

Note : IF someone gets your spell book they will get an automatic +3 /-3 modifiers (Whichever helps them more!) to all your magic effect from that book.

Including but NOT limited too “TO Hit” “Damage given” “Damage received” and Even any luck role used against those spells in the book! (Unless the person that has your old book has an intelligence of 0 or cannot read because or being blind, or similar!)

To get this benefit from the book at least one turn must be spent reading it!

USING TP OT HELP WITH YOUR CRAFTING SKILL!


RARE FIND INGREDIENTS AND REGENTS!


TP can be swapped for CS (Crafting supplies)

A way of those who put the time into a crafting skill a small way to get items a bit cheaper (and for Roll play reasons!)


SELLING TRESURE AT A SHOP!
1 TP equals 1 CS 
(Plus a Bonus of +1 per 3 charm and per 4 luck and a single extra +1 if dealing with a faction you have a +3 reputation with!)
Scrapping an Item
1 TP equals 1 CS 
(Plus Bonus of +1 per Relevant skill stat and also add 4 luck and +1 for each skill level you have in that Crafting Skill!)
SELLING SCRAP
Or you can turn SC BACK into TP!


The Worst Deal
25 CS Equals 1 TP 

(Plus Bonus of +1 per 4 charm and per 5 luck and single extra +1 if dealing with a faction you have a +3 reputation with!)

OR Normal deal
250 CS Equals 13 TP 

(Plus Bonus of +5 per 4 charm and per 5 luck and single extra +5 if dealing with a faction you have a +3 reputation with!)

Or Better deal

2500 CS Equals 150 TP 

(Plus Bonus of +10 per 4 charm and per 5 luck and single extra +10 if dealing with a faction you have a +3 reputation with!)


NOTE!


You can Not save the TP for later, 


You must generate the item you are swapping for the scrap Straight away!

OR


Half the TP and convert the now much lower number into Gold to spend Later!





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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

!
.
The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
.
I have had a particularly tough year,
.
One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
.
So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
.
Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
.
Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
.
I am sorry,
.
But I am done.
.
This is just slightly too big …

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
.
.
! .
But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
.
They are two different categories!

.
But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
.
I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
.

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA MEMES ONLY! (Out of date!)

Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
PS


Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME! 

Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental

Health problems and Harm YOU!

HOWEVER!

I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis

#NHSCrisis


THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY!

UPDATE!

I am doing this!



Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it! 

Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
Please Read 
Caroline J Molloy's Article,


The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://la

When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
!

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS! .
.
There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale.
.
Know as the POOAS method.
.
It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world!
.
Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time!
.
Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it.
.
.
.
.
THE
POOAS
Method!
.
.
.
.
PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! .


.
From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD.
With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM .
ONLY £6.66p GBP!
CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . .
.
.
THE 
POOAS
Method!
.

.
.
( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!) 
.
.
Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!.
.
!
.
HELP!
.
I have a crap load of books everywhere!
.
I do not put them in any order!
.
I am super untidy,
.
I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
.
!
.
!
!
.GEEK ATTACK!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS!
.
There is a new sexy form …

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
..
Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

!
.
The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
.
I have had a particularly tough year,
.
One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
.
So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
.
Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
.
Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
.
I am sorry,
.
But I am done.
.
This is just slightly too big …

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
.
.
! .
But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
.
They are two different categories!

.
But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
.
I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
.

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA MEMES ONLY! (Out of date!)

Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
PS


Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME! 

Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental

Health problems and Harm YOU!

HOWEVER!

I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis

#NHSCrisis


THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY!

UPDATE!

I am doing this!



Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it! 

Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
Please Read 
Caroline J Molloy's Article,


The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://la

When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
!

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS! .
.
There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale.
.
Know as the POOAS method.
.
It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world!
.
Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time!
.
Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it.
.
.
.
.
THE
POOAS
Method!
.
.
.
.
PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! .


.
From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD.
With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM .
ONLY £6.66p GBP!
CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . .
.
.
THE 
POOAS
Method!
.

.
.
( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!) 
.
.
Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!.
.
!
.
HELP!
.
I have a crap load of books everywhere!
.
I do not put them in any order!
.
I am super untidy,
.
I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
.
!
.
!
!
.GEEK ATTACK!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS!
.
There is a new sexy form …

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
..
Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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