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DEAR WORLD, I have a decision to make And It’s a hard one. A relative has been diagnosed with Autism / Asperger's

. ! . DEAR WORLD . I have a decision to make And It’s a hard one. . A relative has been diagnosed with Autism / Asperger's And because we are so similar it has led to a realisation that I might also very likely have Asperger's . I’m not going to lie, Being hit with my PIP last year has hit me HARD! . BUT I don’t want to be someone just harvesting whatever benefits I can. I also don’t want to have every article I write and every meme I create suddenly undermined and reduced to “His opinion doesn’t really matter” he just has Asperger's” . SO, the questions are, Do I have a Moral right to check for a diagnosis? (and maybe get my PIP back)? (Because my inability to cope with potential co-workers is the main factor keeping me from work) Am I seeking a diagnosis for the right reasons? And Would this invalidate everything I create from then on if it turns out that I do have Asperger's? And if so is that a price worth paying? . This is one of those very rare times that I in

Dear GOD! An Ernest Prayer!

Dear GOD! An Ernest Prayer! Dear GOD! If you're up their mate?! . Then please Cleve the world in twain with a large space rock of some kind. . Stop being so fucking lazy! . It by far time to end all this shit! . I'm not even joking anymore at this point!

GEEK ATTACK! (PC) Investigating Police please note:

! . Investigating Police please note : . ‘When’ and not ‘if’ I am found dead in my chair It was NOT the “Extreme Right” that got me OR The “Extreme Left” OR EVEN My wife after one too many crap jokes. . . Ti’s was the PC game “Stellaris” that killed me! . . . Because it is so good, that I have played it so much in my one first go, that I threw up with chest pains due to lack of sleep! . (Apparently, fat unhealthy 46-year-olds still need to sleep!)  (Who would have guessed?)  . And even ‘THEN’ and even ‘NOW’, at ‘THAT’ extreme point, it both took and is taking a real concerted effort of willpower to walk away! . ! . . . . . THIS IS NOT a "Shmoo!" post! .

Dear Westminister Collection, I love the lovely New Brexit commemorative coins...

! . Dear Westminister Collection, . I love the lovely New Brexit commemorative coins you have so lovingly produced! . They are beautiful! . Truly Stunning! . Thank you! . . . . Can the Westminister Collection please also diversify their range of desirable collectables to help have more options to celebrate Brexit please? . . Some suggestions, . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit can opener? . With pretty decorative etchings on the side? . Or . . Perhaps a commemorative Brexit allotment gardening tool selection? . Again with pretty raise reliefs the celebrate the big day? . . . Maybe a commemorative Brexit shotgun to help defend you allotment crops, so your family don’t starve that winter? . Again with a gorgeous designer engraved stock and barrel? . . Maybe even a secret compartment in the stock to hide anything really valuable, . Such as your personal horde of penicillin or insulin. . . Yours Most Sincerely  Ross Lombardi of Redcar,  . ! . .

I Didn't F*ck It Up - Katie Goodman of Broad Comedy

WTF INFLUENCER?

! . WTF INFLUENCER? . I never REALLY understood what an Influencer "IS" or "Was"? . Is any fellow arrogant idiot who throws their opinions around like confetti an influencer? . Am I “One”? . Or is there some special "Influencer" certificate you must get first? . Is there an "I happen to have an opinion" club badge? . Do I have to share and drink the blood of another "influencer" under a full moon, while sitting on a goat’s skull and reciting the lyrics to old "S club 7" tracks backwards? . Is there a cure? . Is it defined by a minimum number of Twitter followers? . Or a maximum number of times you had to reopen a new Facebook account under another name because of social media bans? . When do you cross the invisible line from, “Digital Soap Box Jocky, Keyboard ranter” To “Influencer” (Or are they simply just exactly the same thing!) . !

! . "On your left...." . !

! . . ! . . . I DO NOT GET THE JOKE? . . HINT ZERO . THINK GEEK! . . HINT 1 . THINK "MARVEL" . . HINT 2 . THINK "MCU" . . HINT 3 . THINK "CAPTAIN AMERICA FILMS" . . HINT 4 . THINK "WINTERS SOLDIER" . ! . . . . ! . I will be voting Labour . I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, DO NOT want the Conservatives to win. . BUT! . I would much rather the Conservatives got in than ANYONE not being able to cast their VOTE! . Because beyond any party lines or any political differences, . We should all still be Pro-Democracy first and foremost above all else! . !

DEAR ALL UK POLITICIANS! During this mess of Brexit and Proroguing.

! . DEAR ALL UK POLITICIANS! . There are more important things than You! Now is NOT the time to put your career first! . . During this mess of Brexit and Proroguing. There will be two types of politician . 1) Those with integrity . 2) The opportunist . If you are doing what you believe is right for us No matter what that is Even if I disagree with you Then well done! . If you are being an opportunist Even if I agree with your actions You are a Super Shitty Treasonous Troll! . Only you, will ever really know which you are! . ! . .

No Gay Gene?

! . IMPORTANT NOTE: . This article has been upgraded from mere post to full page! . For new edits and additions please now go to the page version of this topic. . That link is here! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_228.html . ! . I am so angry right now! . The Anglican Mainstream has posted an article link with the title,  FAREWELL TO THE ‘GAY GENE’ THEORY  By a twat called  Michael Cook, Bio Edge . In it they say, . "There is no single “gay gene”, according to an article in Science which analyses survey responses about same-sex sexual behaviour and correlates them with genetic data." . . NOTE: NO SINGLE GAY GENE!? . Guess What! There is no "one single gene" for blue eyes either! No "One Single Gene" EVER does ANYTHING! . That is not how genetics works!  (Except, maybe, in cheaply written fantasy sci-fi and action cartoons! But never in real life!) . You are taking bits of a very long complex study and distilling

Public Research Help Request: Embarrassment?

! . Public Research Help Request:  Embarrassment? . . I don't really understand? . I jump onto an empty dance floor if I love the song! . I really do not understand "embarrassment" . Not really . Not the way the rest of you seem too . What's it like? . . Does it really feel so very bad? that you have to let it hold you back so often? ? . . This is not posted as a "Brag" "Spoof" or "Joke". This is a real question about a real thing I am researching. . Please send any links, article or ideas to . RATLOMBOT@GMAIL.COM . . It may seem like a superpower but my inability to get properly embarrassed has some negative knock-on effects. 1) I am far less bothered about personal hygiene compared to other people It is a dull upkeep chore so I do the bare minimum to maintain physical health. . The flip side of that is, Getting dressed up does not add to my confidence, the same way it seems to for everyone else. . 2) I can accidentally be off

RESEARCH BREAK 29th Aug 2019

! . I feel I need a rest . I am going (try to) take a social media break from the 29th 12 noon Till the 31st 11am UK TIME! . All assholes will have to wait patiently for me to reopen for their sarcastic response! . . I will probably spend the time “Searching for God” . Comparing the Bible with the Quran. . Also, read a bit of Bhagavad Gita . Just English translations, I am not smart enough to learn a new language. . If I feel I deserve it, Play some Overwatch as DVA! . !

Rat Rant On Lombot.Co.UK The Story So Far! From Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019

! . So far . Lombot.co.uk . Page Hits by Country from Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019 . Hits that do not accept cookies will not be shown on the stats! . But people save pages without reading them, So divided the hits by 10 for the amounts actually read! . . . So far Lombot.co.uk The Top article hits from Feb 2018 to 27th Aug 2019 . Hits that do not accept cookies will not be shown on the stats! . But people save pages without reading them, So divided the hits by 10 for the amounts actually read! . . !

Asking the Prime Minister to Increase the Tax on the Wealthy to help the poor? Is pointless!

! . Asking the Prime Minister to Increase the Tax on the Wealthy to help the poor? . I agree he should, But it is kind of pointless. . . It is like asking me personally to go to my elderly Mums house and screaming at her "Stupid Fucking Bitch Mother Fucker!" "Die! Die! Die!",  . He comes from that world, . It is very much his elderly mother! . Even if he really, really wanted to, (which he would not!) . . Mr Boris Boy could never have the balls to this! . . There is a line in a Harry Potter Film “It is hard to stand up to your enemies” “But it is even harder to stand up to your friends” . Long after his political career ends, It would make him a forever a pariah at all future posh garden parties! He would forever feel too ashamed and embarrassed! He would feel that is asking far too much of him! . And that would matter far more to him than any human suffering of us plebs! . I am not saying he is evil or even a weak man, Only that he is only a mere hu

Avoid, (if you can) Hating anyone!

! . No one is "Sub Human" . Even those who consider others as "Sub Human" are not themselves "Sub Human" . "In the face of evil, it is very easy to become what you hate," "In your very fight to oppose it!" . Be Angry, Yes Be Enraged, Yes . But avoid, (if you can) Hating anyone! . . PS This is so much easier to "glibly type" than actually "Do" . If you manage to pull this one off, . Be sure to let me know how you managed to do it! . Give me some tips! . Because I am merely Human . I struggle with this a bit, A lot of the time!   . Especially when I am faced with Total Shits like, . Nigel ‘Fucking’ Farage.  . Naughty Trumpy Man  . And Tommy ‘The King of Twats’ Robinson  . In this world! . !

If I get squished!

Between The Far Right The Far Left + Pseudo Religious Zealots! I suspect I have started to turn "pissing off self-important people" Into an art form! If I get squished The list of suspects is getting long now! All I really want is people to stop being shitty to each other! . .

Dear Boris

Worst first Vid EVER!

Can YOU do this HISTORY CHALLENGE!

! . HISTORY CHALLENGE!  . Name one Human ruling institution, either religious or political in our entire World history, that has ever managed to "Stay Honest" for a least 20 years! . ! . Historically Britain has constantly broken its promises,  . But that makes it no different from any other governmental system or regime in the whole of Human history.  . ! All us Humans are Shit!  . !

New MK 2 Stupid, very silly, MCU question just for giggles,

New stupid, very silly, MCU question just for giggles, Party Bus! Start the party at any on earth location, Unlimited budget, Max party time 3 weeks. 5 seats! You have NO control on how or where the party will go, Or where you will end up. Or what, or who, you will end up doing! It is a Party! NOT a help the innocent duty time! You are not there to have a 'heroic' adventure, only a debauched one! Which MCU (Yes for this scenario they are all alive!) do you spend time debauching with! Remember only 5 seats! Only 5! No cheating with flyers or teleporters and stuff! If they can not get on the bus, you can not party with them! (So technically, an ant size Ant-Man will always be a freebie option if you want him! Although I still in my soul, feel like it is cheating!) (NOTE: Just as before this is only for giggles!)

GEEK ATTACK! Here is a stupid, very silly, MCU question just for giggles

! . Ok, . Here is a stupid, very silly, question just for giggles, . Which would be easier for YOU personally to pick up! . Out of these 3! . 1) . Thors Hammer! . . 2) . Black Widow at a Bar! . . Or . . 3) . Tony Stark at a Bar! . . (Note: Remember this is just for giggles, none of these really exist so don't blow a vein about it in anger!) . . PS I think for the sake of the scenario we (because Thor's hammer is available) can assume this set pre-Ragnarok. So All alive and Hammer not squished by Hella! OK!   . !

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