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IT IS SO SUPER THAT ALL LORRY DRIVERS WILL NOW NEED SPECIAL DISPENSATION AND PERMISSION TO ENTER KENT!

. . ! . ALL LORRY DRIVERS WILL NOW NEED SPECIAL DISPENSATION AND PERMISSION TO ENTER KENT! . …AND ALL KRYPTONITE BASED LUBE WILL BE STRICKLY PROHIBITED!  . ! ? . I think "Kent" keeps getting accidentally being misspelt, Based on the type of people living there... . ...The vowel used, should perhaps, be a "U" instead of an "E" ! . !

LIVE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137

! . LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! . THIS IS NOT A DRILL! . Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 . ! :) . ! . LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! . THIS IS NOT A DRILL! . Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 . ! :) . .

WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP.

! !  WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP.   . . The sun is made of lemon ice cream!  . Unicorns are real!  . I am going to be a famous writer someday because God told me!  . AND  'Their are NO speling erors in this coment'  . . LOOK!  . SEE!  . I can make up total shit to! . ! . . . . ! . Then that same someone then says,: . "I can’t support the corporate puppets" . . ME: . Really? . Purchased any 'named brand ' products or services lately? . ? . . ! . When I write, Understand this. . . I write with a deeply moved, resounding, emotional, passionate, feelings that are motivated by the sincerest... . . . ... Lack of respect of the world... . . . . ...That you care about . . . . . If you suspect that I think you are an idiot Then you are probably right! . HOWEVER, . "If" you assume I care when say I am an idiot Then you are probably wrong! . !

I DO understand AMERICAS problem

! . I DO understand AMERICAS problem, . BUT! Refusing to vote is NOT any solution! . But short of civil war and an armed uprising  (Which is VERY BAD!) The only immediate rather weak band-aid solution is to keep getting each party of this limited two-party system to only serve one term each, forever alternately. ( Never two terms in a row ) . To keep them busy doing the pretence of fighting each other, And keep them a bit off-balance as they have to swap desks and paperwork every 4 years. . THIS is all you have! . Until someone far smarter than me and you combined x10 finds a none destructive solve to this problem that would NOT cost thousands of innocent lives! . ! . When people all cry out for an armed uprising or a civil war in America to break the corrupt 2 party system To take back democracy from evil international corporations! . Those same international corporations, DROOL AND RUB THEIR BLOODY HANDS WITH GREEDY GLEE! . . THINK ABOUT IT! . Who do you think will make the most mo

Just for silliness... GOne FISHing!

! . Just for silliness... . GO ne FISH ing !  . . 1) I knew a fisherman once, His name was “ROD” . 2) He had a wife, Her name was “A NET" . 3) She was very physically strong, Even for a fisherman's wife, She had “Mussels” . 4) He, however, was a bit weak, He was known as physical “Shrimp” .  5) You could say he was a "Sea Weed" . 6) She was also good at punching! She could “Deck” anyone! . 7) She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person. She was not “Shellfish” . 8) Her favourite drink was “Port” . 8.1) His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids. (No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’) . 9) When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon, They had a “Whale” of a time! . 10) She might have been half mermaid herself! She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it. It was as if she had her own innate “Scales” . 11) They got their fishing boat cheap, There was a “Sail” on! . 12) T

WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER?

! . WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER? . Well, it was either... . "Extinction Rebellion" in a single weekend of protest, . Or . The fact that all their sales plummeted through the floor due to a lack of integrity and the constant systemic sensationalist lying over decades so no one trusted them anymore. . It was one of those two things, . But who could possibly say for certain which it was for sure?? . ! . It is hard to be sympathetic to an industry that wantingly kept shooting itself in the foot. . The internet would never be able to compete with Newspaper Media 'IF' they had not ruined their own reputation. . As soon as the first person said,  . "You can't believe all you read in the press"   . The idea that they could not be trusted took hold. . The cancer that killed this industry should have been dealt with there and then and kept on top of. . Now it may be too late! . If you are a journalist that has lost your job. Aks yourself How much of th

Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the...

! . Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the Donkeys. The Americans outside looked from Donkey to Elephant, and from Elephant to Donkey, and from Donkey to Elephant again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. . !

Dear Cuntservative America... Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest? REALLY?

! . Dear Cuntservative America... . Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest? . REALLY? . Protestors tossed more than 92,000 pounds of tea into Boston Harbor. . The present-day value of the destroyed tea has been estimated at around $1 million. . . SOURCE . https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-boston-tea-party#:~:text=It's%20estimated%20that%20the%20protestors,estimated%20at%20around%20%241%20million. . ! . NOTE: . I am NOT Condoning OR Condemning destruction of property as any form of protest . I am simply supplying a historical fact. . Nothing more . It is up to your own mind to give it any context! . !

I HATE THAT SENDING MY KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL IS MANDATORY!

! . I HATE  THAT SENDING MY KIDS BACK  TO SCHOOL IS MANDATORY! . I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO CHOOSE! . (I do not trust the words or possible true intentions of the government!) . (I do not believe…) (…That they give a single solitary shit about my children!) . ! . .

Until my primitive self learns who "the bitch" is and who "the master" is!

! . New theory. . Because I do not want to go back on heavy medication. . (Because I like the little things, like being able to read, write and do other things than drool on the couch) . I am going to try a different tack to tackling my Cold Rage. . The theory is this.... . If I have the excess energy to spend being angry, Then I mush have too much energy. . So, the plan is to reduce how much energy I have available. . Put simply Less food. . Less food = Less Energy . Less surplus Energy = Less Anger . So, Now when I am too angry, I am NOT going to eat . If my body wants food then it has to stop being angry first. . I am hoping for an eventual Pavlovic response that will make my hindbrain stop being angry all the time. . Food will become a reward for having happy emotions, . Any FEELINGS! (Not Thoughts) of any violence will be punished with hunger. . Until my primitive self learns who "the bitch " is and who "the master" is! . !

. . .... proud americans .... . .

! . . . .... proud americans .... . . ! . This is what I am posting on any and all reports about America where certain 'Federal Agencies' ignore both their own oath of office and common human decency. . Note:  There is no capital  "A"  used in the word "Americans", . This is NOT a mere grammar error! . This is on purpose... . It is me, showing 'them', all rightly due, disrespect. . They do not deserve a capital "A" . So, I will not use a Capital "A" . . !

Would you pay me £10 to Punch the side of my head?

! . I am not outright saying that I feel desperate and like a complete and utter professional failure . But just out of curiosity, . Would anyone be willing to pay me £10 if I let them punch me on the side of the head? . (Max 3 punches per day at £10 each: Side of the head only, fist only!) . Because if so, I would be very tempted to accept that offer! . ! . .

Should there be a war on Wetherspoons? The devils advocate view

. Should there be a war on Wetherspoons?  . The devils advocate view  . . Questions . Is Tim Martin a vile human being? . Who uses unethical practices with both employees and suppliers? . Yes. . Yes, he is! . . Despite his fake “Common man” image, does he come across as feeling more grotesquely self-entitled than some minor brat royalty out there? . Yes, . Yes, he does! . . Did he show his true colour during this epidemic? . Did he reveal what he really is? . Yes. . Yes, he did! . . Other Questions . “IF” upon boycotting Wetherspoons the whole chain goes under, . Will Tim Martin become skint? . Not bankrupt, which can be filed for as a mere legal tactic, . But actually, Ever, Really, Brass tacked skint? . No. . No, he won't. . EVER! . . He will probably just rig it so he can walk away with a bundle of unaccounted for taxpayers money from some sort of bullshit excuse of a government bailout scheme or another. . . All the while crying “Victim” . . Tim Martin will NEVER find h

RAT RANT COMMENT: Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties"! HOLD MY BEER!

! . RAT RANT COMMENT: Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties"! . Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties" ! . Not new! . The late 80s had AIDs parties! . Some young men wanted the "Gift of AIDS!", . This is not intended in any way as a homophobic anti-gay comment! . This was a very small minority stupidity 'sport'! . BUT it might count as an anti "ALL OF HUMANITY" comment! . Because every time you think, people can not possibly get any stupider, some human group does our species equivalent of "Hold my beer"! . . Again, Super small minority!  I can not obviously know what was in their heads.  . But at a guess,  I am thinking it might be like a world war one trench soldier who finds the stress of constant waiting too harsh so decides instead to charge the enemy alone to get (what they feel, is) the inevitable over with,  . But that is only a guess, . . Humans have weird ways of dealing with

My Comment on the story Community Outraged After Police Shoot 3 Children in the Head

! . My Comment on the story  Community Outraged After Police Shoot 3 Children in the Head . . by https://www.ebony.com/ . https://www.ebony.com/news/community-outraged-after-police-shoot-3-children-in-the-head/?fbclid=IwAR3qPE_Uf0iFzJ8LaCFuD1S6i8SmyQNvplRH1T0oSIUm4n6QdSH-V-GSZJs . . I Smell BULLSHIT! . How do you achieve "Head Shots" on "Small Targets" , Through the window of a fast-moving cab, "Accidentally" ??? . On ALL 3 of them! . No one is THAT 'unlucky' a shot! . . “Accident” my very fat, hairy, unwashed arse! . . I am outright suggesting that these poor children's heads were actively and purposely aimed for by these Shitty Cunts ! . !

The most crap and pretentious joke of the year (2020) award goes to...

! . After a bad BJ manages to both cause a load of unnecessary death and still kills the economy! . “All is for the shittest in the shittest of possible worlds.” . ― Volt Butt Air, Candi Arse Thinking,  (The very last 2775 AD Edition) . . . And the most crap pretentious joke of the year (2020) goes to... . <Drumroll Please> . Ross - the total douche - Lombardi! . For his overplayed, Voltaire, Candide reference, (Last Edition 1775) . That wasn't even all that funny! . !

NO LIFE MATTERS?

! . Am I the only one...? Who very rarely...? Once in a long while...? Gets so pissed off...? . That they sometimes feel that NO LIFE MATTERS! . OF ANY TYPE! . And just want to scorch every living cell off the face of this planet instead? . Or is that just me when I crave caffeine? . ! . And before anyone judges me too harshly . I am POSITIVELY 100% SURE That everyone over the age of 30 Has felt that way at least ONCE! At some point in their life by now! . If you say that you haven't Then you are either a Liar to Yourself or a non-human living Saint! . ! . .... Or I have totally misunderstood all basic human nature all this time... . ...And I am far more mentally fucked up than I first thought. . BUT . Nah! . That can not be it! . Can it? . SURELY NOT? . . ! . AND NOW THE FIT EVERYTHING IN ONE SINGLE TWEET CHALLENGE! . I will try and sum up in just one single Tweet why I feel the way I do! . Ready.. . . GO! . . No faith in our race  Forever Killing 

Some Casual Thoughts About New UK Police Recruitment. (With a nod towards past USA police Recruitment.)

! . Some Casual Thoughts  About New UK Police Recruitment.  (With a nod towards past USA police Recruitment.) . The UK Government spends a good few years reducing the UK police force . Now they are reversing this with a large recruitment drive. . . All those, more experienced, officers previously lost would have all held certain world views. . And the newer, averagely younger, less experienced, officers may have different world views. . . The question is then . In the selection process, . Are the psychological parameters, exactly, the same? . Or . Will the psychological assessments be different? . Will those psychological assessments now be altered to be either? . A) Improve the number of fair-minded officers and ensure an even-handed justice for all? . OR INSTEAD. . B) Be altered to allow a new breed of officers that may be more inclined to follow the orders of a slightly more politically extreme Government? . . I am NOT putting on a tinfoil hat and saying the Government

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