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DEAR 13-Year-old Self!... ...From my 48-year-old self!

! . DEAR 13-Year-old Self! . DO NOT BOTHER TO LEARN HOW TO READ! . In the long run, getting an education will only cause you pain! . It will only give you unachievable ambitions that will break your heart and mind! . Instead, Take Drugs, Commit Crime and die happier at 25 (ish ) instead! . Yours Your 48-year-old self! . ! . ! I have a BA in print media and I have worked for as little as 1p a word because I needed the cash some months.  . My only way of getting work when I was on Fivver, sometimes, is by ruthlessly undercutting those unlucky enough to be working further south where everything is far more expensive!  . The value of a lot of (but not all) further education is a sick joke!  . Sometimes I just wish that I could send a letter back in time to my 13-year-old self! ......  !

MY 'FAKE USA ELECTION' PREDICTION FOR 2020: MADE AT 11:15 am GMT 6th Nov!

! . MY 'FAKE USA ELECTION' PREDICTION FOR 2020:  MADE AT 11:15 am GMT 6th Nov! . "IF" Trump loses (Which he won't) He will claim it was electoral fraud (Which it wasn't) and he will take it to the supreme court (Which he owns) ! . When Biden Looses (Which he will) He will concede with grace and dignity and not clam electoral fraud (Which it was) ! . The "last-minute Trump win" is all part of the pre-set drama! . How close it "seems" is just an illusion to hide the depth of political corruption! . All this "Inevitable" crap that Biden has won is just part of the selling the show! . There was NEVER a fair election! Trump ALWAYS had 'it'  per-purchased! . . NOT psychic...,  ...just seeing the patterns... . ! . If there are ANY proper investigative journalist with any resources left in the world (Which there isn't) that want to do a bit of snooping, . Here is a hint...  Start with "Georgia"!  . !

RE: The Death of Sean Connery

! . Death: “Are you scared Mr Connery?” . Sean Connery “Do you expect me to baulk? ” . Death “No Mr Connery!” “I expect you to die!” . . 3 months later: . Death: "Are you having an affair?" . Mrs Death: “Be fair dear!” “Its Sean Connery!” . Death: “Why you unfaithful bit…” “Actually, it is Sean Fucking Connery!” “Fair enough” “Can’t really blame you for that” . !

TRAFALGAR DAY! 2020!

! TRAFALGAR DAY! . <Holding a historic analysis up to my liberal eye> . "Heroes?" ? "I see NO Heroes!" ! <Our blood poisoned culture lying on its death bed> . "Kill Me Hardly" ! <The corpse of your shared historical assumptions is then shoved into a figurative cask of lying rum from which we all drink on the way home.> . . !  NOTE!  Meant as a parody of our modern translations of historical context ONLY!  NOT as a "Cheap Shot" attack on modern servicemen and women! .

Last chance to get something for free!

! . Well, that's a bit humiliating... Just a tad . Apparently, I can not even give my art away. . Well, I least I know now. I can stop wasting time flogging that particular dead horse now! . ! ! Last chance to get something for FREE ! DEADLINE Midnight tonight GMT! ( Posted 19th Oct 2020 ) Contact RATLOMBOT@GMail.Com To Apply!

BOOK: SIN EATER!

. TITLE: SIN EATER . Genre: Fantasy 16+ . Links   . https://www.ringdomstory.com/novel/aMigsXfm%2BZw7FA7c1bQB2g%3D%3D-SIN-EATER.html . Present Stage : Up to Chapter 9 : WIP . BLURB: . A stranger with no memory and a very unusual hunger But, Not for food, A stranger with an unusual thirst. But, Not for water Only Sin could sate his appetite. . His name is Rat Stars And he seems to be about 10 years old! . He learns that only by redeeming people and teaching them valuable life lessons can his hunger and thirst ever be satisfied. The more he “eats” the more he physically ages and grows. And the more fantastic powers he gets. But the powers don’t make “eating” easy. (Although they can be particularly useful.) Because he doesn’t get “fed” by solving people’s problems for them. He only gets “Fed” when the strangers he meets, learn to be better people and help others as well as themselves. . From humble beginnings of just teaching basic h

I quit

  ! . FINAL COUNT! . Blog Started on April 2018 . Over that time I have had 472 pages  getting  106 K of hits The convention is to divide hits by 10 for average reader count. That would be  10 K of readers . Not a single pound has ever been generated in any way, shape or form. . More importantly, I am willing to bet that not a single thought, idea, belief or soul has ever been even slightly altered. No effect on a single person's actions has happened. Not even the tiniest bit of bigotry has been stopped. . Although the blog was only from 2018 I have been trying to get a foot in the  'professional creative'  door since getting my BA degree in the late 90s . At 48  If it was going to happen for me, It would have happened by now. . I am now 49. . This on top of all the other many avenues in both art and writing I have tried and failed at means... ...I'm finally done. . Time to throw all those demanding mewing dreams into a dirty hessian sack with a heavy reality brick and

oct do to list...

 . Oct 21th 2020 things . Survey of the house! . "Sin Eater" accepted? . Watchdogs 3 out! . Sims expansion 10 announcements?! . . SUNDAY 18th 5:30 pm Facebook reopens  . Then do Huge 75% off sale on all art sites . (don't forget to push on Linkedin too!) . If less then 10 enquiries (not sales) by midnight 11:59 pm on the Monday 19th then close art business . . Artfire and the Framed! . If no art OR WRITING JOBS worth at least take home of £10, by 22nd THEN  . CLOSE... . LinkedIn Dreamy Fivver Freelancer Smashwords Reddit Quora . Cancel  Mouse Squeaks sub And Rat Rants sub . Say 'no' to Glen Durry Side work offer . . Clean up Facebook and Twitter and Instagram back to none business family and friends site . 24th . Take up drinking as an actual hobby! Watch more porn Stop being honest and Nobel Stop caring for the environment anymore Let my kids know that it is now ok to hit people, just like everyone else does. Take up petty crime Stay faithful to wife??? (not sure

John Marcey! What a Right-Wing Wuss!

! . John Marcey  . What a Wuss!  . A Found less complaint based on tantrum of a grown arse baby! . What a Right-Wing Wuss! . ! . . And all because of this original meme... ! . PS, . Dear Fartbook . I DO NOT accept your authority over me . . (Hell, I don't even accept the police, govs or gods authority over me!) (Small 'g' on purpose!) . . It is 'piss easy' to just make another account with a fake name! . I could even chance my IP address! . To be clear! . You are the powerless ones! Not me! . And that applies to . Twatter . Also! . . "But you agreed to the terms and conditions!" . Yeh? . So? . I have also told people, "I love you" to get a shag, . And that wasn't true either! . !

A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY OFFER FOR ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS!

! A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY OFFER  FOR ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS! . Yeh, all know nothing I say makes any difference, at all even a bit! . Yet a lot of people are getting needlessly pissed off! . So, I tell you what, . “IF” between you all, you Trump supporters can get together 1000£ Then I will happily stop attacking Trump! . Then I will happily stop attacking Trump completely!  ! (Until after the election.) ! (Which is so corrupted and rigged, that he can not possibly lose!) ! Just email  ! RATLOMBOT@Gmail.Com ! To arrange payment! ! ( “IF” you really feel that you need to waste the money!) ! Fuck ethics!  ! I want Beer and Pizza! !

I AM OFFERING a FREE Bespoke A2 Piece Oil Pastel Art, (no frame)

! TO KILL SOME TIME! ! I AM OFFERING a FREE Bespoke A2 Piece Oil Pastel Art, (no frame) AND ! I will even pay the first £10 of postage to send it to you. ! Conditions: 1) I am only doing 1 free piece for 1 person! 2) I request that you post it on your social media with a link to me 3) This will a brand new piece, NOT one of the already existing ones! 3) You choose the subject matter/theme, the most inspiring subject choice will get the art! 4) Closing date for requests 19th Oct 2020 Midnight GMT! ! Email RATLOMBOT@GMAIL.COM ! . .

RE: "Nice People" and the threat to my marriage!

! As much as I love my wife, She wants us to stay as a "Nice family". Unfortunately, It may well cause us to 'break up' one day. . I will always choose what is moral over my own survival and happiness. . What is Right is Right! What is Wrong is Wrong! . It is 'That' simple! . . NOTE I did NOT create this meme It was merely lifted from the NET! . . . NOTE I did NOT create this meme It was merely lifted from the NET! . RE: "Nice People" and the threat to my marriage!

From Facebook group United Humanist!

! Not mine! Just taken for the Net  ! From Facebook group United Humanist! ! https://www.facebook.com/unitedhumanists ! . .

Rethink? Reskill? Reboot?

? Rethink? ? Reskill? ? Reboot? ? INSTEAD!  !  Kiss My Fat Hairy Arse! ! . . . A TORY at a very posh bar.  . . TORY MINISTER: . “I’d like a glass of that overpriced ‘Artist’s Spirit’ liquor,”  . “please” . . BARMAN: . “Certainly, sir” . “That will be £50” . . TORY MINISTER: . “Only £50!” . “A bargain at double the price!” . “Here is to all lives of quiet desperation!” . . BARMAN: . “How would you like your ICE, sir?” . “Cubes or Crushed?” . . TORY MINISTER: . “Oh, Obviously,”  . “I want all ‘Artist’s Spirit’s’ to be crushed!” . !

Portland Cop Speaks Out on BLM/Antifa Racism

YOUR NEW HOME! FOR ONLY 65K!! 15 WESTBOURNE GROVE! REDCAR BY SEA!

! SORRY! NOW SOLD! . YOUR NEW HOME! A SHORT WALK TO THE BEACH! EASY TO GET TO ALL THE LOCAL SHOPS! RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE POPULAR NORTHERN QUARTER! . ALL FOR ONLY 65K!! 15 WESTBOURNE GROVE! REDCAR BY SEA! . Three Bedroom Terraced House Central Location Solar Panels Combi Boiler Ideal for First Time Buyer . This centrally located Victorian terraced property boasts generous size rooms with original features including . Sanded floorboards flowing through from the hallway through to the family living room and dining room. . There is a country-style kitchen and handy shower room, . Three first floor bedrooms and a family bathroom. . Externally the property benefits from solar panels and a fabulous rear courtyard garden! . CALL MICHAEL POOL At their Redcar Office Phone: 01642 285041 email:redcar@michaelpoole.co.uk 30-32, Station Road, Redcar. TS10 1AG . YOUR LINK FOR THE FULL LISTING…! https://www.michaelpoole.co.uk/property-details/details?ID=rps_mpe-RED200402 . ! . SORRY! NOW SOLD! . SOR

IT IS SO SUPER THAT ALL LORRY DRIVERS WILL NOW NEED SPECIAL DISPENSATION AND PERMISSION TO ENTER KENT!

. . ! . ALL LORRY DRIVERS WILL NOW NEED SPECIAL DISPENSATION AND PERMISSION TO ENTER KENT! . …AND ALL KRYPTONITE BASED LUBE WILL BE STRICKLY PROHIBITED!  . ! ? . I think "Kent" keeps getting accidentally being misspelt, Based on the type of people living there... . ...The vowel used, should perhaps, be a "U" instead of an "E" ! . !

LIVE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137

! . LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! . THIS IS NOT A DRILL! . Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 . ! :) . ! . LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! . THIS IS NOT A DRILL! . Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 . ! :) . .

WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP.

! !  WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP.   . . The sun is made of lemon ice cream!  . Unicorns are real!  . I am going to be a famous writer someday because God told me!  . AND  'Their are NO speling erors in this coment'  . . LOOK!  . SEE!  . I can make up total shit to! . ! . . . . ! . Then that same someone then says,: . "I can’t support the corporate puppets" . . ME: . Really? . Purchased any 'named brand ' products or services lately? . ? . . ! . When I write, Understand this. . . I write with a deeply moved, resounding, emotional, passionate, feelings that are motivated by the sincerest... . . . ... Lack of respect of the world... . . . . ...That you care about . . . . . If you suspect that I think you are an idiot Then you are probably right! . HOWEVER, . "If" you assume I care when say I am an idiot Then you are probably wrong! . !

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