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CARAN D'ACHE : ARTIST NEOPASTEL

! CARAN D'ACHE : ARTIST NEOPASTEL ! I would hate it... ... to having to resort ... to using anything else.... ... EVER! ! !

Me vs DWP! My personal medical details about myself on social media.

  . Today I have a Personal Health Assessment by phone. To justify my DWP benefits and to some extent my own existence. I have NO faith, at all. of a fair assessment. I believe it will be another PIP farce with an automatic pre-decided “NO”. Because they know I will not have the mental strength to appeal! I am an easy number to discount so the dodgy outsourced company can get their bonuses! So, here for ALL to see, are the facts of my so-called “Condition” . . Work Capability Assessment PART 1 . . Activity 6: Making self-understood through speaking, writing, typing, or other means normally used, unaided by another person Descriptor: . (c) Has some difficulty conveying a simple message to strangers. 6 Points . NOTE: If in handwriting, Then my handwriting is totally illegible To the extent that I cannot function using any form of text that is not typed! . . Activity 10: Consciousness during waking moments (b) At least once a month, has an involuntary episode of lost or altered consci

Dear WATCHDOGS 2!!

Dear WATCHDOGS 2!! ! OK I LIKE TO THINK I AM LIBERAL! BUT I WAS (mock) SHOCKED AND (mock) APPALLED To SEE THIS SORT OF SHOP IN YOUR VERSION OF LONDON! YES, IT MAY BE AN ADULT GAME FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE! BUT SURELY THERE MUST STILL ME LIMITS? LIMITS FOR THE SAKE OF COMMON DECENCY? !? . . . . . . . . . . . . ! PS , This is just a joke and me being VERY silly! ! It is a "CANAL SHOP" taken at a skewed angle to hide the letter "C"! ! Yes, I DID find doing this "Piss arse funny"! ! Yes, I AM that immature! !

What the F was I thinking! Really?

. What the F was I thinking! Really? . Really? THAT was my master plan? . Trying to win bits of competition cash from VOCAL? What the hell am I? A delusional 12-year-old? . I am Not, in any way meaning to be throwing ‘shade’ (as the kids are now calling it) at VOCAL. VOCAL is a good site. The only so-called “Shade” I am casting, is at my own dam self! How stupid am I? The same applies to any other competitions put out there, by ANY other site. . Having “Winning Contest” as part of your overall business earning plan is sheer madness! Not cool “SPARTA” type madness. Instead, the much sadder, sticking your head in a blender full of acid and calling yourself Napoleon style madness! . For some reason, as part of my effort to be a successful freelance writer, I felt that paying a membership fee and entering contests was somehow a good idea. Winning at least a few hundred a month on average was the basis of my solo earning strategy. (Deep embarrassed facepalm!) . DO NOT GET ME WRONG! Supporti

NEVER BACK DOWN!

! NEVER BACK DOWN! IGNORE "LEGALITY" AND "SENSE" THIS IS NOT A MAN / WOMAN THING! ! THIS IS A - - "NOT FOREVER STARING AT THE CEILING EACH NIGHT AND FEELING LIKE A COWARD" - - THING! ! NOW! ! PICK UP THAT OBJECT NEAR YOU! AND USE IT! ON THAT FUCKER! ! WHATEVER YOUR GENDER! SPILL THAT BLOOD! DEATH AND PRISON BEFORE DISHONOUR! !

My policy of finding successful writers and artist and viciously undercutting their prices continues!

. My policy of finding successful writers and artist and viciously undercutting their prices continues! If I can not be as successful as them, Then I will spitefully steal their potential clients! Just be nasty, unpleasant and get jealous fueled revenge on a world I both loath and hate. . Art - ALL Original one-offs NOT prints! A4 ONLY £3 A3 ONLY £5 A2 ONLY £10 INCLUDING P&P . Writing for ONLY 5p a word (minimum £5) . EMail: RatLombot@GMail.Com For work offers (Before this comment is removed by Fartbook for being an ADD parisite!) (Yes, I know what I am doing is "wrong"... And I don't care!) . . If you were wanting a man with a soul? Go look in a church! . If you are looking for a man with an empty wallet? Then I am right here! .

Superheroine outfit boob windows?

. Superheroine outfit boob windows? It May seem a weird thing BUT! It does give somewhere to keep stuff! (In some cases, maybe a pint of beer!) Sure an outfit with a few decent pockets would be a much, Much. MUCH better idea.... But let us not try and push our silly culture too far, too quickly, Or it might get whiplash and sue our entire stupid species! .

Me intro may 4th 2021 For Crap's Sake!

! For Crap's Sake! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A STREAMER! . I have this awful nasal voice I am kinda an uggo! I have all the charm of a leaking hessian sack of wet manure on a hot day! AND It would be a whole new UI skillset I'd have to learn But it seems like resorting to THAT is the only way forward to getting my art and writing out there and off the ground. The whole awful idea fills me with dread! SHIT!

RE: The soppy "We are all family" message sent out by Marvel and Marvel Studios.

! RE: The soppy "We are all family" message sent out by Marvel and Marvel Studios. ! ! YOU may all be part of one big family I however am NOT ! I love the MCU as a mere fantasy But I ain't joining your "Family" ! I am now a "Nihilistic Misanthrope" This means IRL - I want the end to all life! ! Eventually, Everything Ends! Our Time Is NOW! ! https://vocal.media/futurism/extinction-collusion !

RE: Prince Philip R.I.P

. RE: Prince Philip . I may be a dyed in the blood-red socialist, anti-monarchist who also hates all censorship! . BUT . Can we all please wait at least 24 hours after the funeral before releasing all the jokes? . He was still someone's dad . He was still someone's husband . . He was NOT just a “mere thing” . . He was still a fellow human! . . I am not talking about any form of real censorship, just a bit of waiting. . THEN be a ruthless as you like. - And trust me, I have some vomit worthy doozies loaded up! . The dead can't or don't care,   However,  The grieving living might do! . .

New Roleplaying System

! Imagine RP where A player High Fantasy God Vs A Player commanded Planet Destroying sci-fi Battle Cruiser Could happen! ! https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/new-roleplaying-system ! !

Lee Hurst Twatter Banned? For a Greta joke? Weird?

? Lee Hurst Twatter Banned? For a Greta joke? Weird? It seems a little off-brand for him? It is not as if he is known as a particularly dark, subversive or challenging comedian. If had been Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle I would have shrugged and just thought "They were bound to go too far eventually", But Lee Hurst? What the fuck could Mr mild Lee Hurst have possibly said that was so offensive? It makes me curious! ? Ok, I had a look, apparently, the joke was "As soon as Greta discovers c***, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in." . 1) I have no idea if the "***" meant "Cock" or "Cunt" . 2) Since when were condoms made of plastic? Rather than some kind of rubber? . 3) She IS an underage child still, Could he not have sat on this joke for another year? . 4) Was he Silly and Stupid? "yes" Did I find it funny? "no" . . But I still stand against ALL censorship & FOR ALL free speech! In a

Hint for "Rebels"

. Hint for "Rebels": Needlessly Updated . <The sore head facepalm update!> Because it has been made painfully, brain achingly, clear that I was not obvious enough!  . If you dislike a company for some reason & they are 'floated' Buy a single share in their stock . As a Shareholder, you are entitled to information that will help you in both your research into them & the 'painting' of potential protest targets . It's not about harassing management,  . It is instead about nice glossy investor report access and sitting quietly in any shareholders meeting you can get to.  . It is about staying unnoticed and feeding information to your allied group  (whoever that may be)  . The LAST thing you ever want is to make a noise and be noticed!  . If all you want to do is harass management then You are thinking up and down when you need to be thinking sideways.  . For Example, You don't need to be directly told where a new research facility is, you jus

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For Fans who Try to Cancel Henry Cavill After Learning that He and Gina Carano Used to Date...

! For Fans who Try to Cancel Henry Cavill After Learning that He and Gina Carano Used to Date... ! ???!!! What! ! Everyone has dated someone who was totally fucked up! ! Almost all of my previous partners have, and usually... ...that fucked up person was me! ! Look at your spouse or current romantic partner RIGHT NOW, And ask yourself, if they should be so harshly judged for their past romances! ! Then look at yourself and ask the same question! ! We have officially reached "Witch Hunt Land" , Population "Far too many!" ! "You can 'check out' at any time you like..." "...But you can never leave!" . !

RE: DCU Super Girls/Womans new "pants" look

. RE DCU Super Girls/Womans new "pants" look, ! HOW TO GENERATE HATE ON THE INTERNET! ! "I miss her little flared sexy red skirt that rode up her legs!" "Us fat ugly middle-aged men like a cheap thrill," ! (For much the same reason my wife likes seeing the sad half excuse MCU uses to have a male hero take his shirt off in each movie!) ! <This is the equivalent of throwing a conversational grenade into a geek forum and then running away,> ! <While giggling!> !

MCU Rumour! Quicksilver might drive a car?!

! Is it true that despite being super fast, That Quicksilver will sometimes choose to drive an old classic car? Instead of running everywhere?! ? ? I heard that his car was going to be an old 1936 T-Type "Mg" ! ? Is this in any way, possibly, true? ! ! Note: I made this up, Just to use a stupid pun! ! ! Think about it? (...or not...) ( It IS a VERY crap pun, that is not worth the effort! ) ? Mg? ? Mercury? ? Quicksilver?! !

WELL, DONE "CD PROJECT" FOR HAVING MORAL COURAGE!

! WELL, DONE "CD PROJECT" FOR HAVING THE MORAL COURAGE NOT TO GIVE IN TO BLACKMAIL! NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH THOSE THAT TRY TO INTIMIDATE YOU! EVER! IF EVERYONE DID THIS THEN THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANY EXTORTION IN THE WORLD! THERE WOULD BE NO ORGANIZED CRIME OR ANY OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENTS! ! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR! ! ALWAYS CHOOSE TO BREAK RATHER THAN EVER BEND! ! IT IS BETTER TO BE DEAD RATHER THAN OWNED BY ANYONE! ! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT CORRUPTION AND CRIME WITH COWARDICE! ONLY WITH UNLIMITED SELF SACRIFICE! ! ! ! ! . HOW TO DEFEAT  ANY AND ALL  TYRANNY! . If everyone chose to lose everything rather than bow to any tyranny,  . Whether it be,  . Organised Crime,  Terrorist  Or  Corrupt Government!  . Then there would be no more tyranny!  . Death before Dishonour!  . . I hope that if I am ever given such a test to my morality that I would pass!  . Whether it be at the expense at the torture of death of myself of my any of my family!  . But we never truly know ourselves until we are

K-NEW PLAN NOTES V1 - 24th Jan 2021

! K-NEW PLAN NOTES V1  - 24th Jan 2021 ! Going down swinging. (Futile is NOT an excuse for being a pussy and quitting) (Live for the fight itself, NOT just for the chance of being successful)  (Remember all the people that will be pissed of if you do not quit!) ! 1) Put all rejected stuff from Ringdom to Whatpad (inc covers) https://www.wattpad.com/user/RossLombardi ! 2) DO promotional article inc past adverts for Ringdom's Sin Eater on Vocal then promote that article https://vocal.media/authors/ross-e-fortune-lombardi ! 2.1) Put a copy of that article on my own blog page. https://www.ringdomstory.com/novel/aMigsXfm%2BZw7FA7c1bQB2g%3D%3D-SIN-EATER.html?fbclid=IwAR0x03KYDHSAfIifIeDwlObZu6JTnn6xIdOiYL_cp3WKVAs21TMI4NNv8jk ( Lombot - C - O - DOT - U - K ) ! 3) Continue ALL stories and update on BOTH Ringdon AND Whatpad REGARDLESS of reader numbers and keep promoting https://www.ringdomstory.com/user?authorId=i0PzorcSDyrNBZAEkXcf4w%3D%3D ! 4) "Buy me a coffee" Link Use t

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