? Rethink? ? Reskill? ? Reboot? ? INSTEAD! ! Kiss My Fat Hairy Arse! ! . . . A TORY at a very posh bar. . . TORY MINISTER: . “I’d like a glass of that overpriced ‘Artist’s Spirit’ liquor,” . “please” . . BARMAN: . “Certainly, sir” . “That will be £50” . . TORY MINISTER: . “Only £50!” . “A bargain at double the price!” . “Here is to all lives of quiet desperation!” . . BARMAN: . “How would you like your ICE, sir?” . “Cubes or Crushed?” . . TORY MINISTER: . “Oh, Obviously,” . “I want all ‘Artist’s Spirit’s’ to be crushed!” . !