! . Just for silliness... . GO ne FISH ing !  . . 1) I knew a fisherman once, His name was “ROD” . 2) He had a wife, Her name was “A NET" . 3) She was very physically strong, Even for a fisherman's wife, She had “Mussels” . 4) He, however, was a bit weak, He was known as physical “Shrimp” .  5) You could say he was a "Sea Weed" . 6) She was also good at punching! She could “Deck” anyone! . 7) She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person. She was not “Shellfish” . 8) Her favourite drink was “Port” . 8.1) His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids. (No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’) . 9) When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon, They had a “Whale” of a time! . 10) She might have been half mermaid herself! She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it. It was as if she had her own innate “Scales” . 11) They got their fishing boat cheap, There was a “Sail” on! . 12) T