. Rough yet smooth You seem to me, As tenuous and threaded, - you are. As the textured sea, . Fragile and bright Deep and foamy And all opposites in between our two oceans wide. All this, - You are to me. . See this Picture, See this dome of silken cloth. And know what we ought to be, See us in juxtaposition yet melded still, As the ever-textured sea, .

! When your ex-wife, who has gained the whole house, offers you just £30 to look after her dog for the whole weekend, 3 nights, over your own birthday, risking the tenancy agreement validity of your rented flat - so she can go on a pricey holiday... And you insist on getting £50 instead! 🙂 Quote from Her: "Bear in mind I have a dog because you wanted one." 🙂 My response: "Bear in mind you once also had a husband because you wanted one." "Bear in mind you also got a divorce because you wanted one." "A Husband is a bit like a puppy at Xmas" "A husband is supposed to be for life - Not just for Christmas," "I guess we both get to feel disappointed..." "So, Maybe don't start talking about 'who once wanted what'-!" "LOL!" "Because all your 'moral superiority credit' is well and truly all used up now!" 🙂