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to all the women out there why do you hate periods so much punctuation is important without it a sentence is much harder to scan through and make sense of . . Sorry, Super crap joke! . At the time I thought it was Bloody funny!  . . . . I should not have written the above joke without a proper explanation!  . !!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . Small update. . Actually joking aside, . Because the "Joke" was 'menstrual cycle' / 'punctuation education' based, the idea it might be a good hook or be used as some sort of Meme or Advertisement highlighting "Period Poverty". . Young women are having to miss days off school because of not being able to afford their basic feminine sanitation needs. . I'll have to give the creative possibilities some more thought. . !

HEADS UP! NETFLIX SCAM ALERT!

! . HEADS UP! . SCAM ALERT! . NETFLIX SCAM ALERT! . . !

Dear Miriam Margolyes, A CAMERON COOKING TIP!

! . Dear Miriam Margolyes . A COOKING TIP! . Always Remember! . Along with Fine Red Wine (Such as a fine Chianti), any decent "Cooked Cameron" dish should also be served with "Pork" and fava beans! . From Ross Lombardi. . . !

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

! . HEADS UP MATH NERDS! . . There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale. . Know as the POOAS method. . It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world! . Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time! . Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it. . . . . THE POOAS Method! . . . . PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY  ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! . . From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD. With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM . ONLY £6.66p GBP! CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . . . . THE  POOAS   Method! . . . ( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!)  . . Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!. . ! . HELP! . I have a crap load of books everywhere! . I do not put them in any order! . I am super untidy, . I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Th

GEEK ATTACK! "IF" there is such a thing as a Harry Potter MOD for GTA 5.

. GEEK ATTACK!  . "IF" there is such a thing as a Harry Potter MOD for GTA 5. . . I heard there is a Harry Potter mod for GTA 5 now!  .  "IF" true, Then this is how I imagined a Harry Potter's "Dobby " in a "GTA 5" style game world!  .  ! . PS . And here is a variant if "EA" got involved! . . SPOOF BONUS! . CONGRATULATIONS! . Your (Sightly more realistic version,)  letter from Hogwarts has finally arrived!  . .

#OutThem

! . #OutThem . https://www.facebook.com/KristinaKuzmic/videos/393288498092717/?t=305 . . !

GEEK ATTACK! May For UK prime minister!?

. . ! . PS . This is obviously only a joke, . It is not an actual real opinion! . If you need the joke explaining, I will have to send 'the boys' round to confiscate your world Geek Membership Card! . !

GEEK ATTACK! Dear all fellow Geeks! (A question about physical attraction.)

! . Dear all fellow Geeks! A question about physical attraction.   . Is it screwed up of me that I really want to have sex with Black Widow of the MCU but I do not really happen to fancy Scarlett Johansson herself out of that one role? . This question has nothing to do with  Scarlett Johansson but with attraction. . I find this also happens for me with most other films and tv programmes as well.  . I find quite often it is a character I am attracted to rather than the actress allot of the time! . Is that weird? . Does anyone else find this? . I would love to collect your comments below to potentially create an article about this.  . ! . ! . SOME NOTES SO FAR . I have noticed the fictional characters I am attracted you share a few of the same traits.  . 1)  Many are people who used to be evil no looking for some sort of redemption, Xena, Black Widow, Faith from Buffy The Vampire Slayer after she turned good again,  . 2)  Most are super smart nerds beca

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When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? . . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 . !

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