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.Just for silliness...
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GOne FISHing!
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1)
I knew a fisherman once,
His name was “ROD”
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2)
He had a wife,
Her name was “A NET"
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3)
She was very physically strong,
Even for a fisherman's wife,
She had “Mussels”
.
4)
He, however, was a bit weak,
He was known as physical “Shrimp”
.
.
1)
I knew a fisherman once,
His name was “ROD”
.
2)
He had a wife,
Her name was “A NET"
.
3)
She was very physically strong,
Even for a fisherman's wife,
She had “Mussels”
.
4)
He, however, was a bit weak,
He was known as physical “Shrimp”
.
5)
You could say he was a "Sea Weed"
.
6)
She was also good at punching!
She could “Deck” anyone!
.
7)
She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person.
She was not “Shellfish”
.
8)
Her favourite drink was “Port”
.
8.1)
His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids.
(No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’)
.
9)
When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon,
They had a “Whale” of a time!
.
10)
She might have been half mermaid herself!
She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it.
It was as if she had her own innate “Scales”
.
11)
They got their fishing boat cheap,
There was a “Sail” on!
.
12)
They won the vote for the best boat
Although some said that vote was “Rigged”
.
13)
Of course, they had a first mate called Bates
Known as “Master Bates”
.
14)
And we must not forget the hard-working cabin boy called Rodger!
“Rodger the Cabin Boy”
.
15)
They had a large collection of CD’s, DVD’s and video footage of the husband ROD killing and torturing captured young mermaids,
But don’t worry!
None of them where “Pirated”
.
16)
The couples second name was,
“Fry”
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17)
FIN.
.
!
6)
She was also good at punching!
She could “Deck” anyone!
.
7)
She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person.
She was not “Shellfish”
.
8)
Her favourite drink was “Port”
.
8.1)
His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids.
(No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’)
.
9)
When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon,
They had a “Whale” of a time!
.
10)
She might have been half mermaid herself!
She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it.
It was as if she had her own innate “Scales”
.
11)
They got their fishing boat cheap,
There was a “Sail” on!
.
12)
They won the vote for the best boat
Although some said that vote was “Rigged”
.
13)
Of course, they had a first mate called Bates
Known as “Master Bates”
.
14)
And we must not forget the hard-working cabin boy called Rodger!
“Rodger the Cabin Boy”
.
15)
They had a large collection of CD’s, DVD’s and video footage of the husband ROD killing and torturing captured young mermaids,
But don’t worry!
None of them where “Pirated”
.
16)
The couples second name was,
“Fry”
.
17)
FIN.
.
!
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