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NOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE IN MY OWN COUNTRY!

NOW IT IS ILLEGAL  TO HAVE A FAMILY BARBECUE  IN MY OWN COUNTRY!  It is going to be Very Nice Weather. It is also going to be a National Holiday. AND. The Family are visiting! I thought what a Lovely Chance to have a Family Barbecue! BUT I am told that I'm not allowed to have a Family Barbecue! My Wife is convinced that having a Family Barbecue is Illegal  in This Country Now  for some stupid reason! “No!”  She whines! “You Can NOT have a Family Barbecue! It is Ilegal Here!” S he moans! So now despite the Nice Weather , Holiday and Visiting Family, we are stuck with just a Boring Regular Barbecue. One with boring Normal Burgers, and Sausages and stuff made from dull things like beef, pork, chicken etc, etc, Stupid “Human Consumption” Laws! I am feeling very disappointed! I was really looking forward to a Family Barbecue! I can not help but feel that like My sucks right now! 

THE POLITICAL TIMING OF THE ROYAL WEDDING?

THE POLITICAL TIMING OF THE ROYAL WEDDING? I know it seems a little paranoid. I am Not saying they are Not really in love (I am sure they are). I am questioning the timing of the event NOT their relationship! Past political historical records (UK and Abroad) have shown governments choosing the timing and coordinating an event like this for tactical ends. It is not an evil manipulation, rather than just simple political common sense. I would do the exactly the same if I was in power!

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it!  The newest content is below the intro piece, Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it!  (NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!)  I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe! BUT Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created," But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere. Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation! I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources. Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas? PPS WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have us

UK Northern Powerhouse? !

Northern Powerhouse? ! A possible definition of the term “Powerhouse”?? By “powerhouse” they actually mean we are an untapped resource of a population so desperate for employment that they will accept almost any work conditions and lower wages! It is the economic equivalent of describing a single person to a friend, as having a “Bubbling Personality”!

Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! Fellow TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour!

Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour! Tory Anthony Mullen (also reinstated by his party,) was quoted as describing a political opponent Diane Abbot as a “filthy, bulbous pig”. Why is 'It' daring to call Diane Abbott a "Pig"? Has David Cameron expressed any romantic interest in her? Sorry, Mr Cameron, You are NEVER going to live that one down! NOTE The Pig-gate scandal was about a DEAD PIG NOT a live one! BUT Some would argue that Necrophilia is worse than Beastiality! HUFFPOST Source Story: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tories-reinstate-councillor-who-called-diane-abbott-a-pig-straight-after-election_uk_5aec8b6ee4b0c4f193223f45 A REMINDER OF ROSEMARY CARROLL'S GUILT, CLICK HERE! 

HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A TORY COUNSELLOR OF PENDLE!

HOW TO VASTLY IMPROVE THE CONTROVERSIAL JOKE OF A TORY COUNSELLOR OF PENDLE! Rosemary Carroll’s IS NOT ALONE! TORY Anthony Mullen Also has indulged in suspect behaviour! CLICK HERE

Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello, I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too? Here’s the link: https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557 CLICK HERE 2 reasons, 1) Common sense from a medical standpoint. 2) To help undermine organised crime, Thanks, Ross PS Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME!  Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental Health problems and Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)

Introducing Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) Because there seems to be a slight confusion between my Satirical Spoof Pieces and my Straight Serious Pieces I will now be Using the pseudonym Dr Jonathan Swinft (DM) for all future satire! Note the (DM) is on purpose (because using MD is illegal in some places,) And if asked I will tell people that is stands for Dungen Master because he runs his local D&D group. Bit by bit I will also be going through past material to insert the pseudonym as the apparent author.  

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