AS A RELIGIOUS PERSON I SAY, "BOLLOCKS TO YOUR BLASPAHMY LAWS!"

AS A RELIGIOUS PERSON I SAY,

"BOLLOCKS TO YOUR BLASPAHMY LAWS!"

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I am religious,
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BUT I have a sense of humour (I reckon God does too!) AND I do not have my own head up my own arse.
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What makes these total tools feel that GOD, the supreme all-powerful insubstantial transtemporal creator of everything, everywhere needs their 'candy ass' to defend him?
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That like saying the MCU HULK needs defending from an old soiled tissue by an empty lifeless crusty sock puppet!
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It is simply a ridiculous notion!
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ALL Blasphemy laws from ALL faiths are ALL ridiculous and stupid!
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Because it says nothing about their love and faith in God and instead, EVERYTHING about their own personal self-deluded feeling of self-importance and that their opinions must matter, (for some reason)!
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TO ALL FAITHS!
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IF YOU HAPPEN TO THINK THAT GOD IS SO HELPLESS THAT HE/SHE OR IT NEEDS YOU TO DEFEND THEM FROM SO-CALLED NON-BELIEVERS!
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THEN THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE ULTIMATE BLASPAHNY FROM YOU, YOURSELF, RIGHT THERE!
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THAT is the MORTAL SIN of PRIDE!
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Are you really defending GOD?
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Do you really think he needs any defending, from the mere mortal likes of you?
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Or are you just guarding your vested interest in the communal collection plate weekly take?
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Personally, I have a type of faith that believes that God will exist in perfect health no matter what we maggots on the dung heap happed to think, believe or do not believe, or if even if we even existed!
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So fucking all relax, take a chill pill and pull your bloody neck back in!
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Because of you, the rest of the normal faithful constantly facepalm, in embarrassment!
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Dicks like you are the real reason why church attendances are falling all over the place! (Not the so-called Blasphemers’!)
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Because it is you that are making sensible everyday religious people look as stupid as you all are!
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TWATS!

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