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CALLING ALL FELLOW FRUSTRATED ARTIST AND WRITERS!
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I AM NOT TRYING TO SELL YOU ANYTHING OR TAKE YOU MONEY! 
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There are 3 bits to this page.
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1)
WHY!
Why I have this idea, 
You can pretty much skip this bit, 
Unless you like dark satirical rants!
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2)
WHERE!
Where I will park the first home of this idea!
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3)
HOW!
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WHY!
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I am So sick of all the fake "looking for talent" advertisements
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SUBMIT YOUR BOOK HERE!
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PUBLISHERS LOOKING FOR WRITERS!
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BLOGS LOOKING FOR AUTHORS!
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Blah Blah BOLLOCKs!
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You can spend a half say throwing up 5 k of words to ingratiate yourself with such bullshit customers,
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Only to find out that they are not interested in the slightest in looking for writers or authors.
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What they ARE interested in is 
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SELLING YOU
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CRAPPY WRITERS GUIDES
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CRAPPY PUBLISHING GUIDES
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OR WORST OF THE LOT
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HOW TO BE A WRITER/ BETTER WRITER COURSES!
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Which 
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A) 
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If I had the start-up capital I could knock up such a course myself to squeeze money out of peoples dreams, 
And it would be just as good and be of equal value!
IE, Worth nothing!
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AND
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B)
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"IF" I have the money and I was going to "invest in myself",
It would NOT be on any of those bullshit courses,
Instead, 
It would be an accredited qualification, 
Anything from a First Aid, or GCSE up to a Second Open University Degree!
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Yes, It is true I prefer a conversational style with stretched to breaking point grammar and littered with excess tautologies.
Because I like Dialogue style writing, that mimics peoples real speech patterns.
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I also use needless "Point of Sale" capitalisation,
Because sometimes selling a product or idea in an eye-catching way is not the conducive to the good grammar and the same layout style as a CV or textbook. 
I prefer Advertisement/copywriter rules INSTEAD of  A-Level Literature rules! 
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But those are just style preferences
I can also write in a bunch of totally different styles as well!. 
If a customer wants any of those more conventional forms of text, Then I can do that! 
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They will usually end up selling less stuff!
But if they are not going to take my advice, 
Then I will just do as I am told and take their money! 
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And yes, I do occasionally have horrendous embarrassing spelling errors.
But that's just either lack of sleep or Dyslexia, Not because I am stupid!
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There is NO uncredited course on this earth that has anything to teach me! 
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And even "if" they did, (which they don't)  I have no money anyway!
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I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY ON THEIR SHIT!
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I WANT THEM SPEND THEIR MONEY TO BUY MY STUFF!
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People keep inferring that I am some sort of rebel or anarchist
I don't see it myself, 
But people keep inferring it anyway.
(and not as a compliment!)
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So I might as well run with it and do something a bit rebellious.
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WHERE!
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So, here is the idea,
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I will create a page on this site "RAT LOMBOT RANTS"
The address is written in your search bar as
Then with no added spaces add
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(Fartbook has banned my site as a direct link, So, ok, maybe I am a little bit rebellious, just a very small tad!) 
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It's the Fifth section down headed with this picture!
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Under the Art Section!
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Right Under the 
GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION!
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But 
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Above the 
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT HEALTH PAGE RANTS!
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It will just start out as the one page for now,
Later is if is popular enough I will start its own section to itself,
Maybe eventually, one day,
I will create a whole bespoke website for it!
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But for now, in case the idea goes nowhere, it will be just one page!
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Under this one in the index!
At first, it will just be blank, saying "awaiting content" with we link to this page! 
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Here will be the first small home of 
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HOW!
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How what?
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You tell me!
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This is as far as I have gotten with the idea,
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...(So Far)
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At first, I assume, it will just be an informal independent writer and Artist support group.
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But it may have the potential to grow to be far more than that!
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If you are interested then Email me at:
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And together, we will take it from there!
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Dear Publisher
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Sorry for asking.
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And I do not mean to offend
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But before I go to the effort of submissions I have to ask
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"Are you real"
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Because I have lost count of the number of times I have been tricked by
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"How to write" or "How to get published" courses pretending to be publishers
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OR
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Pseudo publishers who want to charge you a large free to publish your book, along with exorbitant promises and sunshine, blown up my backside.
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If however you ONLY want my work "IF" it is good enough and you would ONLY be paying me,
Then please let me know!
And I will then enthusiastically submit a few things this weekend!
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Yours
Ross Edward Fortune Lombardi,
BA (Print Media)
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I am very Anti ALL "Courses", 
Write ONLY as YOU
You are ALL already MORE than good enough!
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Where ever "they", say "Improve your writing"
I hear "We promote Homogenization of the craft," Instead!

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I am no way implying that this observation applies to the courses of the Dreame Academy in any way, shape, or form. 

BUT

Certain 'other' writing groups pretend to love someone's work to sell the courses. 

For such groups, the selling, of courses, is a vital “Cash Cow”! 

If all your courses are totally free to all signed writers, then I unreservedly apologise. 
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“IF” however they cost ANY amount of money. 

Then I would highly recommend instead (even if it cost more) for people to their local college and get an ‘A level’ or perhaps even a Degree instead! 

But that is only my humble, meagre, opinion… 

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CALLING ALL FELLOW FRUSTRATED ARTIST AND WRITERS!
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I AM NOT TRYING TO SELL YOU ANYTHING OR TAKE YOU MONEY!
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The Writers and Artist Rogue Rouge Artist Kollective
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T W A a R R K
.
There are 3 bits to this page.
.
.
1)
.
WHY!
.
Why I have this idea,
You can pretty much skip this bit,
Unless you like dark satirical rants!
.
2)
WHERE!
Where I will park the first home of this idea!
.
3)
HOW!
.
.
WHY!
.
I am So sick of all the fake "looking for talent" advertisements
.
SUBMIT YOUR BOOK HERE!
.
PUBLISHERS LOOKING FOR WRITERS!
.
BLOGS LOOKING FOR AUTHORS!
.
Blah Blah BOLLOCKs!
.
You can spend a half say throwing up 5 k of words to ingratiate yourself with such bullshit customers,
.
Only to find out that they are not interested in the slightest in looking for writers or authors.
.
What they ARE interested in is
.
SELLING YOU
.
CRAPPY WRITERS GUIDES
.
CRAPPY PUBLISHING GUIDES
.
OR WORST OF THE LOT
.
HOW TO BE A WRITER/ BETTER WRITER COURSES!
.
Which
.
A)
.
If I had the start-up capital I could knock up such a course myself to squeeze money out of peoples dreams,
And it would be just as good and be of equal value!
IE, Worth nothing!
.
AND
.
B)
.
"IF" I have the money and I was going to "invest in myself",
It would NOT be none of those bullshit courses,
Instead,
It would be an accredited qualification,
Anything from a First Aid, or GCSE up to a Second Open University Degree!
.
Yes, It is true I prefer a conversational style with stretched to breaking point grammar and littered with excess tautologies.
Because I like Dialogue style writing, that mimics peoples real speech patterns.
.
I also use needless "Point of Sale" capitalisation,
Because sometimes selling a product or idea in an eye-catching way is not the conducive to the good grammar and the same layout style as a CV or textbook.
I prefer Advertisement/copywriter rules INSTEAD of A-Level Literature rules!
.
But those are just style preferences
I can also write in a bunch of totally different styles as well!.
If a customer wants any of those more conventional forms of text, Then I can do that!
.
They will usually end up selling less stuff!
But if they are not going to take my advice,
Then I will just do as I am told and take their money!
.
And yes, I do occasionally have horrendous embarrassing spelling errors.
But that's just either lack of sleep or Dyslexia, Not because I am stupid!
.
There is NO uncredited course on this earth that has anything to teach me!
.
And even "if" they did, (which they don't) I have no money anyway!
.
I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY ON THEIR SHIT!
!
.
I WANT THEM SPEND THEIR MONEY TO BUY MY STUFF!
.
People keep inferring that I am some sort of rebel or anarchist
I don't see it myself,
But people keep inferring it anyway.
(and not as a compliment!)
.
So I might as well run with it and do something a bit rebellious.
.
.
WHERE!
.
So, here is the idea,.
I will create a page on MY site.
.
You will have to find it yourself!
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In your search bar type...
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Lom
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THEN with no added spaces add
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bot.
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THEN with no added spaces add
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co.
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THEN with no added spaces add
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uk/
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(Fartbook has banned my site as a direct link, So, ok, maybe I am a little bit rebellious, just a very small tad!)
.
.
Under the Art Section!
.
.
Right Under the
.

GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION!
.
But
.
Above the
.
THE BIG LIST OF RAT HEALTH PAGE RANTS!
.
It will just start out as the one page for now,
.
Later is if is popular enough I will start its own section to itself,
Maybe eventually, one day,
I will create a whole bespoke website for it!
.
But for now, in case the idea goes nowhere, it will be just one page!
.
Under this one in the index!
.
At first, it will just be blank, saying "awaiting content" with we link to this page!
.
Here will be the first small home of
.
T W A a R R K
.
The Writers and Artist Rogue Rouge Artist Kollective
.
.
HOW!
.
How what?
.
You tell me!
.
This is as far as I have gotten with the idea,
.
...(So Far)
.
At first, I assume, it will just be an informal independent writer and Artist support group.
.
But it may have the potential to grow to be far more than that!
.
If you are interested then Email me at:
.
RATLOMBOT@GMail.Com!
.
And together, we will take it from there!
.
!

Lom

THEN with no added spaces add

bot.

THEN with no added spaces add

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THEN with no added spaces add

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