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Dear Marvel Universe, I would love to have a very small part in BLACK WIDOW!

. . ! . Dear Marvel Universe, . I would love to have a very small part in . BLACK WIDOW! . But that can never, ever, happen! . Unfortunately... . She is only a fictitious character, . That will never exist in real life! . Plus if she existed she would be a little out of my league! . (Actually, let's be honest, A LOT out of my league!) . So instead, . If at all possible, . . I will settle for a walk-on role, . In a Black Widow Movie in the real world Instead! . ! ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a,  "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." ,  Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide the Zucchini" . (It is a green long vegetable being used as a HULK penis joke reference!) . ! . !

WTF DUDE! A public service message!

! . A public service message! . WTF DUDE! . ! . .

GEEK ATTACK! Oh No! They have made a fictitious character, A different, Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality!

! . GEEK ATTACK! . Oh No! . They have made a fictitious character, . A different,  . Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality! . Let us all have a weird dull debate about whether this is ok!  . This crap is happening so often now, . That I have decided to save some time and just make a Muti-Purpose Meme to slap up! . . Here is a much better question! . Why do people care! . Does the Gender, Race, Look or Sexuality, . In any significant way significantly change the Plot, Characterisation or Dialogue? . If the answer is "NO" . Then it never mattered! . No one is asking you to shag or screw this totally fictitious character! . . I have never refused to buy and eat ice cream because the person selling it was any particular gender, race or sexuality. . All I care about is if the actual ice cream I am eating is tasty and a pleasant experience to eat! . Why is this any different? . ! . . !  .  SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY? . At the risk of seeming ma

GEEK ATTACK! THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX . My opinion that is almost 100% bound to be totally wrong!

! . GEEK ATTACK! . THANOS v’s DARK PHEONIX!  . My opinion that is almost 100% bound to be totally wrong! . THIS IS 100% Bound to be Wrong! . But my own gut feeling is that, . (Not so much from the MCU but rather from the original Marvel comics,) . Is that Thanos with all his pretty clearly categorised crystals and army, and discipline seems to be the epitome of order. . While Dark Phoenix springs out of nowhere within the same universe with power equal to ‘Thanos with a full infinity gauntlet’, Full or blind toddler style rage and fury, seems to be the equal and opposite personification of chaos!. . It almost seems .... . (Again I admit THIS IS 100% Bound to be Wrong!) . As if when a superpower of “Order” is achieved by Thanos that the universe had to maintain balance by manifesting randomly, an equally powerful force of chaos! . So in a way, Thanos has unintentionally made Dark Phoenix happen! . . Kind of reminds me of the legendary Fantastic 4 issue wit

GEEK ATTACK! Comment on the debate, SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY?

! . SHOULD THE JOKER BE GAY? . At the risk of seeming maybe a little homophobic, . (Which I hope I am not either personally or in comment content,) . The joker would not be gay, . Or straight, . The very definition of the joker is someone who is not limited by any social norms, boundaries or social conventions. . If any DC villain was going to be truly “Pansexual” it would be The Joker, . Would anyone really be that surprised if in an adult DC comic, . If Harley Quin walked in to find the Joker with his Hard Dick in mid shag of the eye socket of a toy ‘Jabba the Hut’ toy doll while reciting victorian poetry in Klingon! . Put it this way, How screwed up it Deadpools behavioural limitations in the Marvel universe, . And how much more completely ‘Batshit Nuts’ is The Joker in the DC universe. . !

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