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Potential Strategies for Sellers on Fiverr and Similar Such Sites

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Potential Strategies for Sellers on Fiverr and Similar Such Sites
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There are several more approaches looked at so far.
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Taking a Tree as our illustrative tool,
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We can consider that the Fruit or best pay customers will be at one end.
And everything from the smallest fibre root up is all leading to that fruit
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There are 3 types of approach I have so far identified.
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1
The Tree trunk

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Creating a large amount of generic content for other sellers further up the chain
Being an outsourcer to those that arbitrage
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Type 1 Advantages
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Theoretically should be able to get a lot of work fairly quickly.
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Type 1 Disadvantages
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Despite what some may claim, this is NOT against this 'terms and conditions' of Fiverr, (yet).
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But for those who Arbitrage to get their money you have to work cheaply.
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This would have to be all about creating a large amount of work volume,
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Produced fairly quickly to make it worth doing.
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As unpleasant as some might find it to hear,
Unless you are a specialist, 
(E.g. able to write technical manuals or have relevant academic angle) 
Then you are pretty much having to compete on price alone,
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At least until you are so well known for your reliability that those who Arbitrage start chasing and competing for you, 
At which point you can compete on that reputation for reliability instead and raise your prices.
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That could take quite a lot of time!
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Type 1 Summary
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This is not a bad potential tactic, if dedicated to.
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I doubt you could make a living off it on its own and is best used part-time with a part-time physical existing job out in the real world.
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Maybe as a way of turning off and making some easy side cash after a stressful day from the physical job.
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2
The Tree branch

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Being the one that practices arbitrage
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Sourcing various talent and pulling together packages and creating overall products
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Type 2 Advantages
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This is one for the slightly OCD filing cabinet worshipers of the world.
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(Very much like me:)
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Being a “middleman/woman” seems a little glamorous, like being a 1940’s style fixer in a gangster movie.
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Customers come to you with their needs and like that man at the start of an old ‘Mission Impossible’ episode's you go through your files and choose the talent and put together a team-best suited for this mission.
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Some might polish the collected package off themselves as part of quality control and to enjoy “Keeping their hand in”.
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This option looks like it is the one that makes the most money as well.
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Type 2 Disadvantages
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This could be the most stressful of all the options.
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You are the mercy of everything that can ever possibly go wrong.
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If half your source producers suddenly spontaneously all get captured by aliens and are unable to meet their deadline at the eleventh hour.
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Your whole hard-earned reputation for reliability and quality can tank overnight.
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Type 2 Summary
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This is not one for the first-timer.
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You need contacts and proper experience first
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No mere online course no matter what they promise to teach you to make this work.
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Although you can research and read (and you should) as much as you can.
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You need to learn this by doing more than anything else
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And even then ONLY after “earning your dues” seeing how all the angles work from root to tip.
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3
The Pretty Leaves

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The closest to the fruit!
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Minor in house fame, Kudos, the main bit of a tree most notice from a distance.
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The D rate celebrities of ‘this’ particular world
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Type 3 Advantages
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If you like being a personality and have a certain own style then this could work for you.
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This would be the second-best paying option.
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And the most fun.
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WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY BECOME KNOWN, AND ONLY THEN - You can indulge your style a little (ONLY A LITTLE! NOT BY TOO MUCH!) and at a certain higher level of customers will chase you.
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Type 3 Disadvantages
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I tried to do this myself, attempting to gain a Neche as the “Weird Writer”, but it did not take.
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This might require an ability to be “Charming” on some level.
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Which for me personally, is my greatest weakness.
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(And you can only fake it for so long… sooner or later the cracks will appear!)
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Type 3 Summary
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Best used as part of a 5-income source plan
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Having Fiverr as just once finger in a personally branded pie.
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Which would also include a blog, maybe some books on Smashwords, perhaps even a YouTube channel,
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(Ok, that last one is a stretch in today’s world, but give it five more years and this could actually not seem quite so silly anymore!)
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The days of being able to be scruffy and only partly dressed at your keyboard are sadly going!
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The days are coming when you will have to look as immaculately smart at home as you do in any outside work office you have to commute to.
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(You can consider that my 2020 prediction for 2025!)
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ME! ME! ME!
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So, where would that leave me?
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I am most attracted to begin a nice green type 3 leaf.
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But I have all the natural charm of an old leaking wet hessian sack of dog poop in a hot tin shack!
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While I normally support always turning a weakness into a strength,
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And while being an arse hole might work for a shock Jock or a YouTube channel,
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I see no way of turning my disadvantage around and subverting it for use in THIS environment.
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HERE it is about as effective as a 'great white shark' on top of a snowy mountain.
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It is simply the wrong place for that sort of person...
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...At least on its own.
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But as part of a five-fingered brand?
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While Fiverr for someone like me will NEVER give much or any work it is still worth retaining as part of my arsenal.
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Yes, I could, just use this self-brand to still get writing work.
And then not have to pay Fiverr any commission.
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However, Fiverr offers some angles that would make the commission on any of the very few jobs (if any) I still ever got a year from them worth paying.
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Because of the exposure, it offers “This Brand”.
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Example IF J K Rowling had a Fiverr account, then you know she would command the super high prices and people would gladly pay it!
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(This example if silly caricature to make my overall point clear and obvious!)

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Even if no one ever hires me using Fiverr, it is another profile and another bit of exposure that is visible on the net.
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Someone said, “You are easy to find” and that was a great compliment because I have put a lot of effort into being easy to find.
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Turning all the Privacy settings to a minimum and linking account and profiles that can possibly be linked to other accounts and profiles.
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Upsetting the right people to stimulate enraged followers who play into my hands by making it a hobby to cyber stalk and attempt to ban everything I do,
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Because now I have other followers that want to see what was banned and why!
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Not because they like me, in any way shape or form,
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Just because they don’t like not being able to know.
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Being told they are not allowed to know anything irritates them, no matter what that actual content is.
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I was tempted at a personal low point, to crash all my prices down to only 0.5p a word.
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But after a Fiverr forum discussion, 

I realised that making a super low price was a mistake.
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The only reason I did it in the first place was that I looked at this month’s spreadsheet and panicked
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Fear in a large enough surge turns your rational logical mind off.
.

I was beset with self-doubt and the usual mental health crap I deal with,
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(Luckily someone on the Fiverr forum filled my anger fuel tank back up for me..)
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(All forums are such reliable filling stations if you ever need to get "your fight" back!) 
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But I digress...
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As I was saying...
...The only reason I did it in the first place was that I looked at this month’s spreadsheet and panicked
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In fact...
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Logically I should have gone to the other extreme
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It will mean I get little or NO work form Fiverr, at all, because the prices will be too high.
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But I am not using Fiverr to get work from Fiverr, only to be noticed and make money on other platforms.
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(Don't get me wrong, if someone bites Ill take the job..) 
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A 'Great White Shark' on a snowy mountain IS useless in itself
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But it is so unusual it will make a person start to think,
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“What the hell is that shark doing there and how did it get there in the first place?”
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Then they will start to ponder all great white sharks in the ocean.

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If you want to see my Fiverr Profile and all my Gigs on offer,
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(If I am not just outright banned for writing this article, which I have to admit would have a certain delicious irony to it.) 
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Then you can find it here:
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The First Draft of this article published here, was posted on 18th July 2020
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They are two different categories!

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But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
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I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
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1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
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And
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2)
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That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
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These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
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If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

!
.
The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
.
I have had a particularly tough year,
.
One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
.
So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
.
Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
.
Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
.
I am sorry,
.
But I am done.
.
This is just slightly too big …

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
.
.
! .
But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
.
They are two different categories!

.
But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
.
I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
.

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA MEMES ONLY! (Out of date!)

Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
PS


Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME! 

Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental

Health problems and Harm YOU!

HOWEVER!

I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
!

THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis

#NHSCrisis


THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY!

UPDATE!

I am doing this!



Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it! 

Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
Please Read 
Caroline J Molloy's Article,


The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://la

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS! .
.
There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale.
.
Know as the POOAS method.
.
It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world!
.
Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time!
.
Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it.
.
.
.
.
THE
POOAS
Method!
.
.
.
.
PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! .


.
From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD.
With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM .
ONLY £6.66p GBP!
CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . .
.
.
THE 
POOAS
Method!
.

.
.
( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!) 
.
.
Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!.
.
!
.
HELP!
.
I have a crap load of books everywhere!
.
I do not put them in any order!
.
I am super untidy,
.
I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
.
!
.
!
!
.GEEK ATTACK!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS!
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SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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