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Latest Science News: Physics! Date: 27 or April 2018

Latest Science News: Physics! Date: 27 or April 2018


By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) 

The Universe is made of Quarks and Leptons!

Apparently, a scientist in the Republic of Ireland are now trying to re-create optimal laboratory conditions in order to capture a "Lepton”

Successfully capturing a “Lepton” would lead to a significant increase in project funding!

Because theoretically if you can manage to capture a “Letpon” ......




You can force the wee green bastard to tell you where his Pot of Gold is!

If successful there will follow a future project to capture a “Quark”.

Is the Representation of Apu racist by default?

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Is the Representation of Apu racist by default? .
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There have been claims that the Representation of Apu in the famous cartoon series "The Simpsons" is Racist.
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There have cries for his character to be removed for being offensive to minorities.
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Although I consider myself an anti-racist Liberal, I am not sure how I feel about this,
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On the one hand, racial stereotypes are not a good thing,
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On the other hand, you don't want a lack of racial representation (ie whitewashing).
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We are only very lately getting a decent amount of racial diversity in our Super Heros!
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Is merely the use of Any accent in Any characterisation an act of racism?
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Most people of any background do have an accent of some sort.
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I am not sure how you can adequately represent any character without one.
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Are we then saying that professional actors can only play characters close enough to who they are in real life?
.Should not Actors be allowed to access any role within their talent spectrum
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We don't want a …

GEEK ATTACK! Prediction of Dialogue, That May Be In “Infinity War 2” By Connor Lombardi. Aged 13.

Why I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities!

I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities.
Always a little bit of edge that trouble of some sort might start.
I feel the same about seeing openly Gay People!
Because while they may be minding their own business, If some Bigot starts ranting, abusing them, or even physically assaulting them!
Then I feel honour bound to Run Across Defend the innocent and blindside Or even Bash the Bigot if necessary!

(Within the legal limits of proportional response obviously!)


PS
Your most Likely initial response is obvious.
No! I am not some delusional nut with fantasies about being “Batman”.
That NOT what I aspire too!
I fantasise about being a great pacifist Speaker like Gandhi or Martin Lither King!
That is what I aspire too!
That is true greatness in Both body and in spirit!
Any thug with a Baseball bat can enact revenge.
True greatness lies in being able to change hearts and minds for the better! The truly great give their fellow Human Beings enlightenment and redemption!
Unfo…

GEEK ATTACK! MCU Star CHRIS PRATT Incorrectly claims that "INFINITY WAR" "Will Meet All Our Expectations"

GEEK ATTACK!  MCU Star CHRIS PRATT Incorrectly claims  that "INFINITY WAR" 
" Will Meet All Our Expectations "
Chris Pratt is the actor that plays Star-Lord in the MCU. (Marvel cinematic universe)

Chis Prat is Also Very Wrong!

Here is the reason why...

I have not seen the movie yet,
I am sure it is simply brilliant and I will fully enjoy it,

But I have anticipated it for so long it would be impossible to 
‘meet all my expectations!’

Unless its 9 hours long but only seems like 30 mins of pure Joy,
AND 
Comes with a magical bottomless Popcorn Bucket 
With 
Reality suspended so I would never need a mid-film toilet break,
It can Not be done!

I am VERY sure I am not alone in this!

It is in NO way the films itself fault!

We will all enjoy this experience far more "IF" we had the power to keep out expectations both reasonable and realistic! 

Unfortunately, That is simply not how all our stupid, silly mere human minds work!

An anti-climax is guaranteed!

And that will be TOTALLY Our f…

ME, BLOWING SUNSHINE UP MY OWN BACKSIDE!

(Question Posted on the Facebook page: Sexy Nerd Society ) 

MY ANSWER!

Given a decent caffeine buzz first,
Almost anything!
Any topic! (other than perhaps sport.)
The information might not be totally accurate, But it will be done with enough confidence to make even experts in the audience that know better than me, Doubt their own knowledge and expertise!
Without caffeine, I could do the same but only for about 20 (ish) minutes.
(For sport and stuff I have total ignorance off, then half the given above times.)
If it is something I actually happen to know something about, then the only issue is for others is, “How do I shut this dull person up!”
And IF I happen to be given prep time then it becomes a “money for nothing and chicks for free,” type situation!
And given 3 weeks of time to research a topic, I am confident that I could bluff my way through a convention of lifetime academics on the subject!
I watch the classic comedy Fletch without being impressed by the character abilities,
I could bury …

"Pssttt....." "Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"

By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) 

"Pssttt....."
"Wana See the Picture I Found on the Internet?"

If You Hang With Me.....

Dear Thatcher’s Cider,

By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM) 

Dear Thatcher’s Cider,
Quick question about your product,
Is it a soft drink You can safely give Your Kids? Or! Does it contain alcohol?
Is Thatcher’s OK for ‘Miners’??

<Cheap Pun Warning Siren goes off in the far distance!>

GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS!

GEEK ATTACK! WHY MEN PLAY FEMALE TOONS!
Once in a while, you get this sort of comment on the internet,
"Be careful! Most of the women on <Insert game here> are actually DUDES! Don't be Fooled!"
I'm Male. I have a Female Character, I also happen to be straight and NOT trying to fool anyone.
Its a game, Not a Hook-Up site.
The Reason I choose to have a female character is the following:
If I am going to be staring at the arse of a toon for up to 4 hours at a time, I, as a straight man, rather be looking at an attractive female arse rather than some dudes arse.
I suspect a lot of people think the same,
They tend to choose the gender of their toon to reflect the gender of the arse they happen to be most attracted to.
Most (although Obviously, I can not speak for everyone) Are not being some sort of Strange Virtual Cross Dressing transvestite, out to tick someone into betraying their naturally inclined sexuality.
Most (although Again, Obviously, I can not speak for everyo…

Should We Be Bombing Syria? Thoughts so far, As of 16th April 2018

(Update at end of the original article,)_
( 18th April 2018!)



Should We Be Bombing Syria?
Current Personal Thoughts (so far until new facts emerge) As of 16th April 2018-04-16
I totally agree with the sentiments of Michael Rosen. I also equally totally disagree with Michael Rosen.
His Post Here!
I think the correct term here is Ambivalence.
On the one hand, Michael Rosen is right in terms of our tendency in the west to have Arrogant Imperialist / Manifest Destiny senses of entitlement to judge and interfere.
One the other,
You can’t stand by and watch innocents being attacked with chemical weapons. It smacks too much of the act of complicity ‘vie inaction’ of the international community during the early holocaust atrocities of World War Two.
This is the Main question that pops to mind, “Excuse Or Reason?”
“Honey I’, going for a walk!” Excuse: I need exercise. Reason: I want to go to the pub to get away from my screaming kids!
“They  are developing Weapons of Mass Destruction,” Excuse to intervene,: Wor…

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

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"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

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What is it with the constant use of the "Human Female is somehow like a Cat" Analogy??

Ok, I have to ask; (Though I doubt id get an answer)
Why is shouting at a woman called a "Cat Call"?
Why is Female genitalia called a "Pussy"?

When Women Fight it is a "Cat Fight"?

When they argue it is being "Catty"?

What is it with "Catsuits"?
And why are so many sexy female hero and villain concepts based on being "Cat-like"?
AND
If you are describing a woman as somehow being "Unfeminine," then she is the opposite to a Cat analogy, either a "Dog" or "Bitch"?
Have I missed something here,
Are women, in fact, an alien Cat like race or some crap and I am the last one to know?

Please comment bellow with any poper intelligent answers or failing that just slap up some trite immature humour.

Gaming PC Suicide! A Battle I Can Not Win!

Well, I kinda just committed PC suicide!
I hate (with a passion) mod and cheat users!
I just declared war on a twitter group, GTA 5 Modded Accounts.
I reported their Page to Rockstar (who on copy write violations alone should be able to shut down the page!)
Then openly told them about it (and what I think of them!)
Of course, they have Hackers and Programmers of Doom on their side with Skills I can barely understand.
And it will not be just a few geeks in their mom's basement but an actively organised business,
With a load of community support of a load of Sheep who delude themselves that they are some sort of hippy rebels that are "Sticking it to the Man!"
So yes, I am Kinda VERY screwed,
I would not surprise me if under 72 hours my PC caught fire (or at least got virus bombed to oblivion)
And I am under no delusion that there is even a chance of any victory here!

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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

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The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
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I have had a particularly tough year,
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One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
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So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
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But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
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Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
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Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
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I am sorry,
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But I am done.
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This is just slightly too big …

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

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I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
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But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
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They are two different categories!

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But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
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I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
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And
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2)
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That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
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These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
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If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
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I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
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GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA MEMES ONLY! (Out of date!)

Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
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Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
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When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
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SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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