Some Ann Coulter inspired makeup tips for all you girls out there!

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Some Ann Coulter inspired makeup tips for all you girls out there!

<Imagine this said in a slightly patronising female 'YouTube' presenter styled voice:>

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"The ultimate makeup tip for all you Girls out there"
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"No matter how carefully you blend, pout or style your hair"
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"No matter how much time you spend in the mirror to WOW your friends and those potential cute boys out there!"
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"Many make the tragic noob cosmetic makeup mistake..."
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"...of accidentally opening their mouths..."
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"...And letting the odd accidental trickle of vile racist supporting bile spew out"
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"Making even the prettiest of us look like the massively tentacled squid anus on the backside of a demonic Cthulhu monster of the deep."
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"And no amount of overly price expensive perfume will be able to hide the fishy stench of your hateful soul"
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"However, you can perhaps save the situation by getting all your best make up that covers the 40' to 50' classic style pallet.."
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"And putting together all your best hairsprays and curling tongs..."
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"Now set everything out in front of the mirror, (make sure the lighting is fairly good before you start)"
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"Arrange all your makeover tools from right to left..."
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"First all the facial cosmetics then all the hair products.."
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"Now have a quick check on those unsightly face tentacles, we mentioned earlier.."
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"Now let's get to work on those blemishes!"
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"Start by examining your face carefully..."
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"...especially around that troublesome inner eye area,"
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"NOW...!"
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"Shove all that makeup and hair crap into the makeup draw..."
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"...And pick up a fucking relevant history book to read instead!"
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"Because as most of us makeover 'YouTube' artists love to keep reminding you all..."
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"Beauty starts from the inside...!"
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"You have to get your 'foundation' right first or all the rest won't work!"
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"Ugly Soul = Ugly Face!"