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That there are secret as yet untapped "Cells" of people in the UK with advanced covert military training and knowledge of secret stashes of weapons and supplies.
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They are living among you normally, waiting to be activated.
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They have been trained by their fathers or grandfathers and they will train their sons and daughters!
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(A bit dull and average as conspiracy theories go.... Let us ramp it up a touch...!)
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They were installed as a backup plan by Churchill's highest members of the SOE.
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(Oooh!, I managed to Squish in a famous historical name there! Nice one!)
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They are secret code-named the
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(Cool fake name! Very comic book!)
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They aim to activate 'if' EVER the far-right Nazi or Nazi-like elements took too much control of Great Britain either politically, socially, or economically.
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Phase one mandate
Is to NOT harm or harass any ‘public faces’ of such fascist movements
(In fear of creating Nazi martyrs)
But instead, destroy the assets and reputations of the secret financiers and backers of such 'public faces'.
Thus, undermining the resource those ‘public faces’ have to promote themselves.
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Phase two mandate
Would be to assassinate such secret backers and financiers as a last resort.
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Phase three mandate
Would be to open the secret supply cashes placed just after WW2 and start an all-out insurrectionist resistance movement.
In the dire eventuality that the first two phases did not successfully hold the Nazi threat back.
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(Can we smell a movie franchise yet?)
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Currently,
Phase one
Has just been activated on the 1st of September 2020
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(Now for the big finish to really stack this totally bull shit lie 3 feet deep!)
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Activation key of the first phase is this!
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(None of this is true! I have only just now made this whole shit up! Let us see who is stupid enough to buy a pile of stinking crap this high!)
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LET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY!
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I am going to outright make shit up and lie by saying...
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That there are secret as yet untapped "Cells" of people in the UK with advanced covert military training and knowledge of secret stashes of weapons and supplies.
.
They are living among you normally, waiting to be activated.
.
They have been trained by their fathers or grandfathers and they will train their sons and daughters!
.
.
(A bit dull and average as conspiracy theories go.... Let us ramp it up a touch...!)
.
.
They were installed as a backup plan by Churchill's highest members of the SOE.
.
.
(Oooh!, I managed to Squish in a famous historical name there! Nice one!)
.
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They are secret code-named the
"Black Dogs"
After Churchill's bouts of deep depression. .
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(Cool fake name! Very comic book!)
.
.
They aim to activate 'if' EVER the far-right Nazi or Nazi-like elements took too much control of Great Britain either politically, socially, or economically.
.
Phase one mandate
Is to NOT harm or harass any ‘public faces’ of such fascist movements
(In fear of creating Nazi martyrs)
But instead, destroy the assets and reputations of the secret financiers and backers of such 'public faces'.
Thus, undermining the resource those ‘public faces’ have to promote themselves.
.
Phase two mandate
Would be to assassinate such secret backers and financiers as a last resort.
.
Phase three mandate
Would be to open the secret supply cashes placed just after WW2 and start an all-out insurrectionist resistance movement.
In the dire eventuality that the first two phases did not successfully hold the Nazi threat back.
.
.
(Can we smell a movie franchise yet?)
.
.
Currently,
Phase one
Has just been activated on the 1st of September 2020
.
.
(Now for the big finish to really stack this totally bull shit lie 3 feet deep!)
.
.
Activation key of the first phase is this!
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"Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137"
"Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137"
"Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137"
"Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137"
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(None of this is true! I have only just now made this whole shit up! Let us see who is stupid enough to buy a pile of stinking crap this high!)
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I reckon within 3 months this outlandish fabrication will start being reported as NEWS or as a SECRET TRUTH.
. BECAUSE, Yes, people ARE THAT stupid!
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