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Do I like Books?

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Do I like Books? 
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Scenario 1: 

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GIFTS
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Someone gives me a Book as a gift!
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“Thank you very much for the book!”
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“I am very grateful!”

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“This means a lot to me!”
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“No!”
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“You cannot borrow it!”
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“And you certainly are not allowed to put fucking marks all over it!”

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“It is now mine!”
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“It is my precious!...”

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Scenario 2:
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TIME TRAVEL
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I somehow manage to personally meet William Shakespeare!
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“I’ll break my staff and bury it far underground, and throw my book of magic spells deeper into the sea than any anchor ever sank”
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“Fuck off William!”
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“You selfish dick head!”
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“I don’t give two craps about your length of wood!”
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“But, If you do not want those cool books then do not waste them!”
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"Give them to me, and let me have them!"
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“NO!”
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“I do Not want you to sign it first!”
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“Piss off! You evil book murderer!”

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Scenario 3:
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HISTORY 101.
I find out at age 10 about the burning of Great Library of Alexandria!
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I am now 46!
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Yes!
.
I am the sort of person that still get extremely pissed off,
.

Every time I think of,
Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria!
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Scenario 4:
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SWEET TEMPTATION!.
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Temptation by the forces of Evil!
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Wanting to read everything ever,
.
Is the only decent reason to want physical immortality.
.
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Evil Vampire! :
.
“Once you taste of my blood,”
.
“You will never get to see another sunrise!”
.
“You will have to sustain yourself from the blood of the living!”
.
“You will be forever tormented and cursed!”

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Me :
.
“Yeh!”
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“But on the plus side, I do get the ability to read in the dark?”
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“Correct?”

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Scenario 5:
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THE MIND!
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Insanity!
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I am not sure if there is such a thing as “Book Sickness” Or “Book Madness” the same way Tolkien described “Gold Sickness” Or “Gold Madness”,
.
But if there is,
.
I definitely have it!
.
Although I would instead use the terms,
.
"Totally reasonable about books!"
.
Or
.
"Book Sanity!"
.
Instead!
.
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Scenario 6 :
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Judging Others!
.
“Hermione Granger and Belle are only mere ‘want to be’ lightweights!”
.
.
“They are not ‘Real Readers!’ like me!”
.
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Scenario 7 :
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Common Mistakes!

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Apparently....
.
.
The proper term for light breezy modern female-led fiction is,
.
.

"Chick Lit,"
.
.
It is NOT called,
.
What I happened to think it was called,
.
"Clit Lit,"
.
.
Oops!
.
Sorry!
.
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Scenario 8 :
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NERDY BOOK FLIRT!

.
Hey!
.
Is THAT a large 'Card Index Box' in my pocket?
Or
Am I just glad to see you 'still appreciate the Dewey Decimal Classification System'?
.
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Conclusion.
.
.
I may very well have a very slight subtle fondness for books.
.
.
But nothing that I cannot handle,
.
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I can stop any time I want!
.
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I know this because I checked and self-assessed myself from a Book and it informed Me that I was perfectly normal and “ok”.
.
.
!
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Dieting HAM-let
.
Mmmmm go get a Pizza or not get a Pizza,
that is the question.
.
Whether it is nobler in the Gut to suffer the Tomato and Cheese of outrageous fortune
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Or
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To take on a sea of Salad and by that end them...
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The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
.
I have had a particularly tough year,
.
One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
.
So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
.
Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
.
Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
.
I am sorry,
.
But I am done.
.
This is just slightly too big …

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The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



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I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
.
.
! .
But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
.
They are two different categories!

.
But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
.
I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
.

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https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
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2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
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PS


Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME! 

Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental

Health problems and Harm YOU!

HOWEVER!

I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

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I am doing this!



Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it! 

Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
Please Read 
Caroline J Molloy's Article,


The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://la

When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
!

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS! .
.
There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale.
.
Know as the POOAS method.
.
It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world!
.
Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time!
.
Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it.
.
.
.
.
THE
POOAS
Method!
.
.
.
.
PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! .


.
From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD.
With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM .
ONLY £6.66p GBP!
CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . .
.
.
THE 
POOAS
Method!
.

.
.
( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!) 
.
.
Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!.
.
!
.
HELP!
.
I have a crap load of books everywhere!
.
I do not put them in any order!
.
I am super untidy,
.
I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
.
!
.
!
!
.GEEK ATTACK!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS!
.
There is a new sexy form …

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

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. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
..
Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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