"If" there are any Conservitiive politicians reading this out there, Could you please ask them, on behalf of their party, the following question for me.
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"If" there are any Conservitiive politicians reading this out there,
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Could you please ask them, on behalf of their party, the following question for me.
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Please ask them for me how am rationally not supposed to be shit scared and pessimistic about the all our futures,
giving some sort of hard tangible evidence rather than the just mere
"Hopes and Prayers"?
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Because so far my personal political forecasts are
“General screwed-ality”
As a tasty starter,
"We are screwed"
As the Brexit main course,
Followed by
"Getting shafted by the USA trade deals"
with an extra side order of
"Totally screwed"
followed by
"Thrown over a barrel at the docks and constantly screwed until the blessed sweat mercy release of internal bleeding takes all our souls"
By environmental impacts
For dessert!
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Yeh know,
If it happens to come up naturally in conversation.
Don't force it.
No biggie!
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IT'S NOT ALL BAD!
THERE IS A SILVER LINING!
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On the plus side,
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All hedge fund managers and banks can now look forward to much loose financing restrictions far less regulatory controls and far more flexible fractional reserve lending!
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(Now that pesky EU is not meddling anymore!)
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Of course, that will make thing much worse for those who don’t happen to own a bank,
.
But ye know,
“Swings and roundabouts.”
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You can't have everything....
.
!
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Could you please ask them, on behalf of their party, the following question for me.
.
Please ask them for me how am rationally not supposed to be shit scared and pessimistic about the all our futures,
giving some sort of hard tangible evidence rather than the just mere
"Hopes and Prayers"?
.
Because so far my personal political forecasts are
“General screwed-ality”
As a tasty starter,
"We are screwed"
As the Brexit main course,
Followed by
"Getting shafted by the USA trade deals"
with an extra side order of
"Totally screwed"
followed by
"Thrown over a barrel at the docks and constantly screwed until the blessed sweat mercy release of internal bleeding takes all our souls"
By environmental impacts
For dessert!
.
Yeh know,
If it happens to come up naturally in conversation.
Don't force it.
No biggie!
.
!
.
IT'S NOT ALL BAD!
THERE IS A SILVER LINING!
.
On the plus side,
.
All hedge fund managers and banks can now look forward to much loose financing restrictions far less regulatory controls and far more flexible fractional reserve lending!
.
(Now that pesky EU is not meddling anymore!)
.
Of course, that will make thing much worse for those who don’t happen to own a bank,
.
But ye know,
“Swings and roundabouts.”
.
You can't have everything....
.
!
!
.
"It's all fun and games"
"until some nation loses a health care system"
:)
LOL
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I find Brexit depressing.
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I find Brexit depressing.
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I know to commit high treason, selling out and betraying your country and it costing innocent British lives is seen as a generally bad naughty 'no no' thing.
.
And I am NOT saying that I would, exactly...
.
But I could really do with £100 to get drunk now!
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.
!
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Oh good!
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We have finally left Europe!
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The USA wins again!
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It is not the first and only time the UK has willingly "lubed up" for the USA
and
unfortunately, it won't be the last!
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I'm surprised the figurative surface has any tightness or traction left to be enjoyed, by them!
.
Brexit supporters constantly moan about getting a tongue stuck down their throat by Europe
while simultaneously ignoring the constant unwanted butt fucking
the USA always give us up the arse against our will!
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I would like to extend a warm personal welcome
and
pay my deepest respects
to our new American overlords!
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And if I may
If it is not too impertinent to add,
Well done for achieving through subtle stealth
what Hitler could not achieve through mere war!
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Please Mr USA, sir, take whatever you want but please spare our poor village!
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.
.
!
.
.
!
.
Oh good!
.
We have finally left Europe!
.
The USA wins again!
.
It is not the first and only time the UK has willingly "lubed up" for the USA
and
unfortunately, it won't be the last!
.
I'm surprised the figurative surface has any tightness or traction left to be enjoyed, by them!
.
Brexit supporters constantly moan about getting a tongue stuck down their throat by Europe
while simultaneously ignoring the constant unwanted butt fucking
the USA always give us up the arse against our will!
.
I would like to extend a warm personal welcome
and
pay my deepest respects
to our new American overlords!
.
And if I may
If it is not too impertinent to add,
Well done for achieving through subtle stealth
what Hitler could not achieve through mere war!
.
Please Mr USA, sir, take whatever you want but please spare our poor village!
.
.
NOTE:
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You can NOT blame the Americans.
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You can't blame a tiger for taking the hunting opportunity of the limping deer.
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It would be a very stupid tiger not to eat!
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That is just using very basic common sense!
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But I hate the fucking deer for making itself lame in the first place,
on purpose,
just to escape the squirrels!
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That Deer was just plain dumb and now deserves to be eaten!
.
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