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THE DARKEST MOST UNCOMFORTABLE LIFESTYLE QUIZ EVER!

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Do You dare take this test?
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This should be a little more interesting than your normal run of the mill “Cosmo Quiz”
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Start With 100 points
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NOW JUDGE YOURSELF!
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USING YOUR REAL ACTUAL LIFE AS YOU HAVE LIVED IT DO FAR!!
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You do not have to tell anyone,
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This is just between you and your own self!
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Any of the rule that do not seem clear, or you are not sure how to use,
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DO NOT ASK ME!
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Ask the ‘Judge’
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The Judge gets to translate the rules and make any final rule calls!
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The Judge Is the judge jury and adjudicator o all rule decisions!
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The Judge's ruling is final!
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If you decide to cheat in this game,
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I do not care.
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Take it up with the “Judge”
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The JUDGE of this game is yourself!
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YOU ARE THE PLAYER
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YOU ARE ALSO THE JUDGE!
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PART 1
EVERYONE HAS THEIR GOOD POINTS!
ADDED POINTS

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HELPING OTHERS
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Add 1 point for every 12 months of part thereof in total that you have spent being a,


Teacher,

Doctor,

Religious Community leader,

Care Worker,

Nurse,

Fireman,

Policeman,

Doing volunteer charity work

Or served as an officially serving soldier of your Soverin nation!
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SAVING OTHERS
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Add 9 points for every human life you have directly saved!
No maximum cap!!
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Also, add 8 points
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For each human life, you cause to be saved Indirectly!
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(But only if you knew full well what the consequence of that decision might have saved human lives)
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Maximum cap of this bonus +100
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This is the only value cap in the whole game!

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PART 2

JUDGMENT!
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Now
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Point deductions
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CRIME
.Deduct 1 point for every 12 months of part thereof in total that you have rightfully ever spent prison because you were guilty!

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Add all the prison time served in your life together!
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(Unjust prosecutions don’t count!)
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( This is base on what you know about yourself inside!) (Not what you tell the rest of the world!)
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PASSION!
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Deduct 1 point
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For every romantic partner cheated on.
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(This is base on what you know about yourself inside!) (Not what you tell the rest of the world!)
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Deduct 3 point
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For each time you cheated on your spouse!
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(Based on real practicality, not just a having a piece of paper with ‘spouse’ written on it!)
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(This is base on what you know about yourself inside!) (Not what you tell the rest of the world!)
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Crap is complicated!
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What counts as a spouse,
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Remember You are the JUDGE, Only you can decide if the person you live with counts as a spouse to you!
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KILLING!
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Deduct 10
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Points for every human life you have ever taken directly!
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Doesn't matter if was legal or justified or not!
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A human corpse is a corpse, is a corpse, is still a human corpse regardless!
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NOTE: Accidents also count!
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ALSO, Deduct 10
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For each human life, you cause to be lost Indirectly!
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Doesn't matter if was legal or justified or not!
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A human corpse is a corpse, is a corpse, is still a human corpse regardless!
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(But only if you knew full well what the consequence of that decision might have cost in human lives)
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(This time! Accidents do NOT count!)
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(This is base on what you know about yourself inside! Not what you tell the rest of the world!)
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NOTE NO DEFICATE CAP!
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Political leaders might have a very large number on this section!
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PART 4

LIFE BUILD CREATION!

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Now spend the points to have our perfect life!
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You do not pay for factors that already exist in your life!
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Only for the extra factor, you would like to add to your real current life!
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OPTIONAL HARDCORE MODE!
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(NOT RECOMMENDED FOR POLITICAL LEADERS!)
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If you are already and a point deficit,
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Sell the below factors in your life to being the overall balance to an even Zero.
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But each factor is not worth the initial face value!
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The value of each factor “Sold” is at its present value munis 1!!!
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(Eg 25 Social media followers are worth nothing when “Sold back”!)
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(Eg a Dream Fantasy spouse is only worth 10 when sold back instead of the normal cost of 11 that it is bought at!!)
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THE POINT SPENDING FACTOR STORE!

LET'S GO SHOPPING!!.
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Every 25 Social media followers 1pnt
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3 Tropical fish or Houseplants 1 pnt
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1 Slightly aloof cat 2 pnt
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1 Very needy affectionate cat 3 pnts
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1 Friendly Dog 4 pnts
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1 Child 8 points
(That refuses to ever give you grandchildren)
(Or that moves far away!)
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1 Child Initial cost 9 pnts
The stay local and wants a large family.
Then the cost per grandchild 5 pnts
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Spouse with standard emotional package
(Loyal but a normal irritable human)
10 points
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Dream Fantasy spouse that super unrealistically movie-style romantic all the time!
11 points
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Double the income into your household               1 points
(Purchase as many levels as you like!)
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Half all the household bills                                   1 point
(Purchase as many levels as you like!)
(Lifestyle material quality totally unaffected, it's just for you everything becomes magically cheaper!) ..
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EXTRA MODIFIERS!
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HEALTH!
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Plus two to the cost per each one individual in your life to give them have them guaranteed normal life span in perfect health immune to any form of accident or disease!
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Cost to add to yourself 1
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SAFETY
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Plus two to the cost per each one individual in your life for them to never be a victim of any illegal crime!
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(Based only on the present statutes of your local legal system and not including crimes that although may be immoral are still perfectly legal!)
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Cost to add to yourself 1
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LEGAL IMMUNITY
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Plus three to the cost per each one individual in your life for them to never be a be captured or prosecuted by any legal system.
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(Based only on the present statutes of your local legal system!)
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Cost to add to yourself 2
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LONGER LIFE!
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Buy as much as much extra as you want!
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Plus one to the cost per each one individual in your life for them to gain 10 days to their life span!
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Cost to 1 to yourself to add 100 days life span
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NOTE!
NOT A TYPO!
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Most normal people care more about their loved ones more than themselves,
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Which is why it only cost you 1 point for 100 days but for that same one point a loved one only gets an extra 10 days!
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If you need to add perfect health see the perfect health option above!
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PART 5

CONCLUSIONS!
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What does your final life build look like!
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Did you play the optional Hardcore mode?.
Is it better or worse than what you have in real life now?
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What does this make you think?
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What does it make you feel?
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As game JUDGE,
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Do you adjudicate that the player (Who is also you)
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Is winning or losing the game!
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