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If you are a young person asking themselves which future to choose,
Joining a gang or sign up for the armed forces then I HOPE YOU READ THIS!
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BECAUSE IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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If you think that it's ok to kill people.
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Because if you somehow think that a large organised crime gang it somehow more “loose” and less “disciplined” then you are out of your fucking allready deluded mind!
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Let's compare
Gang Vs Forces.
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Which future should a young person choose?
Gang Vs Forces?
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If you are a young person asking themselves which future to choose,
Joining a gang or sign up for the armed forces then I HOPE YOU READ THIS!
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BECAUSE IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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If you think that it's ok to kill people.
(Not judging, just putting it out there!)
Then join the armed forces instead..
Because if you somehow think that a large organised crime gang it somehow more “loose” and less “disciplined” then you are out of your fucking allready deluded mind!
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Let's compare
Gang Vs Forces.
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Discipline
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Gang
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Discipline
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Gang
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The brutal discipline that might include being slowly tortured and you will be expected to thank them for it!
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Forces
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If you piss your sergeant off bad enough you may have to peel a rap load of potatoes.
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Forces
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If you piss your sergeant off bad enough you may have to peel a rap load of potatoes.
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Winner?
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Forces!
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Benefits
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Gang
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Splash that cash IF you are high enough in the ranks! (Which you NEVER will be!)
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Because you are ridiculously disposable to them.
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And for all their talk of “Family” and “loyalty” that only applies to how you are supposed to treat THEM, they have no real interest beyond mere words of giving you that same “honour”
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(See Loyalty below.)
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Forces
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While it is true that many veterans “fall between the cracks” but compared to a gang they will truly try and look after you.
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Winner?
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Forces!
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Loyalty
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Gang
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I have heard the “we are family speech”
But that did not stop a female cousins hand being allowed to be slowly broken at a dinner table, by her “outsider” boyfriend in front of the entire family,
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Her own bother ignored it because a pill supply deal was on the line!
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The dinner was in her honour, to celebrate her qualifying as a nurse!
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Winner?
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Forces!
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Benefits
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Gang
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Splash that cash IF you are high enough in the ranks! (Which you NEVER will be!)
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Because you are ridiculously disposable to them.
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And for all their talk of “Family” and “loyalty” that only applies to how you are supposed to treat THEM, they have no real interest beyond mere words of giving you that same “honour”
.
(See Loyalty below.)
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Forces
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While it is true that many veterans “fall between the cracks” but compared to a gang they will truly try and look after you.
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Winner?
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Forces!
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Loyalty
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Gang
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I have heard the “we are family speech”
But that did not stop a female cousins hand being allowed to be slowly broken at a dinner table, by her “outsider” boyfriend in front of the entire family,
.
Her own bother ignored it because a pill supply deal was on the line!
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The dinner was in her honour, to celebrate her qualifying as a nurse!
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Forces
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The marines take that “Leave no Man behind” stuff VERY seriously!
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Winner?
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Forces!
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Life expectancy
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Forces
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Because of all the accompanying planning and supplying needed
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On average (depending on the service branch) Only 1 in 10 every sees active combat!
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A serviceman is far more likely to be killed in his own country by violent crime!
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And IF you get ever get shot, you will get taken to a proper doctor, not a dirty garage and seen to by a disgraced animal vet!
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Gang!
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HA HA HA HA HA Fucking HA HA HA HA!
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Winner by a HUGE margin?
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Forces!
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Uniform
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Forces
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Crap and drab most of the time
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Gang
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You can be one of the best-dressed corpses at the funeral!
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Forces
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The marines take that “Leave no Man behind” stuff VERY seriously!
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Winner?
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Forces!
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Life expectancy
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Forces
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Because of all the accompanying planning and supplying needed
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On average (depending on the service branch) Only 1 in 10 every sees active combat!
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A serviceman is far more likely to be killed in his own country by violent crime!
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And IF you get ever get shot, you will get taken to a proper doctor, not a dirty garage and seen to by a disgraced animal vet!
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Gang!
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HA HA HA HA HA Fucking HA HA HA HA!
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Winner by a HUGE margin?
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Forces!
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Uniform
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Forces
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Crap and drab most of the time
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Gang
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You can be one of the best-dressed corpses at the funeral!
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Winner?
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Respect
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Forces
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If your commander goes down,
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Your unit will fight harder to avenge them!
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Because you RESPECTED them!
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People say,
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“Thank you for your service”
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For a reason.
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And that reason is NOT fear!
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Gang
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If your “commander” goes down,
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You are let off the hook and have a chance to run for it!
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Because that leader can not get you now!
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Because you only FEARED THEM!
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And no one is going to say to you,
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“Thank you for being a violent criminal”
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You may be feared but you will never really be respected!
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Winner?
Winner?
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(If fashion really matters that much to you)
Gang..
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Respect
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Forces
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If your commander goes down,
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Your unit will fight harder to avenge them!
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Because you RESPECTED them!
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People say,
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“Thank you for your service”
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For a reason.
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And that reason is NOT fear!
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Gang
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If your “commander” goes down,
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You are let off the hook and have a chance to run for it!
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Because that leader can not get you now!
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Because you only FEARED THEM!
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And no one is going to say to you,
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“Thank you for being a violent criminal”
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You may be feared but you will never really be respected!
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NOTE
Fear and respect are NOT the same things!
Not even a tiny bit!
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You can mislabel “Fear” as “Respect” all you want but it will not make it true!
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I can call dog shit ice cream but that will not make it true either!
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Winner?
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Forces!
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RESULT?
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Forces!
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TOTALS
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Gang
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1
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Forces
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5
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RESULT?
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DO NOT JOIN A GANG YOU COMPLETE IDIOT!
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But the very fact that you even considered a Gang as an option means I doubt you could make the cut to join ANY of the services!
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Because even simply throwing a grenade,
needs you to be smart enough to be able to count to 3!
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!
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But the very fact that you even considered a Gang as an option means I doubt you could make the cut to join ANY of the services!
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Because even simply throwing a grenade,
needs you to be smart enough to be able to count to 3!
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