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A question I was asked. “Are times so hard you're having to resort to selling crappy art work? Genuine question.”

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A question I was asked.
“Are times so hard you're having to resort to selling crappy art work? Genuine question.”
(I did not correct their spelling!)
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Dear Sir/Madam/Mad man/Mad madam/thing

Thank you for your concern

To answer your question thoroughly, via A) through L)
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A)
Yes
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B)
That is why it is so cheap
You get what you pay for
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C)
Art is quality is subjective
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D)
Your question was NOT a “genuine question” it was only a cheap shot
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E)
It was a lazy cheap lazy shot
Try much harder at being witty!
Do not give up!
You will not get better at anything by not doing it!
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F)
It is almost cute,
how you think your opinion matters to me.
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G)
Again,
It is almost cute,
how you think your opinion matters to me.
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H)
I know that technically that both "F" and "G" are the same comment
But it was such a profoundly accurate comment,
That I felt it was worth making twice!
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I)
You could reinforce the passion of your point by buying all my art, I worked so hard on, and then burning it!
You can have the whole lot for £500 (Unlike your concern, This offer IS genuine! Personal pick up and cash only!)
If you did that,
It would rightly show the whole world how crap my art really is!
(For an extra £50 I will let you film my reaction while you do it and put it on YouTube!)
(This Offer ends 24th July 2021 – then that price goes up! A LOT!)
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J)
Counter question!
Is your life so very dreadfully drearily dull and lacking in any meaning that you have to troll a total stranger?
Have you not discovered drink, drugs computer games, TV, reading, hobbies, or sex yet??
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K)
I am guessing a good 90% chance you will answer with
DNR
Or
TLDNR
Because
Surprise! Surprise!
I am guessing that any form of reading is “Not your thang!”
But that’s ok because I am not writing all of this for you
I am writing this for myself.
I am writing it as a Satire piece at your expense to share with the world
(With any screenshots I can get!)
If I can get it so 600 words I might even manage to get it onto some article sites!
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L)
Now go forth and have a very average, very dull day!
Yet Again!
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OOOH!
GOODY, I GOT A RESPONSE!
(I did not correct their spelling!)
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A)
wow.. how interesting. Would look much better with some blended pencil to accent the highlights and lowlights.

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B )
you gave no b, just skipped straight to c..
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C)
that makes no sense. If it's a crappy drawing, I'll say so and this isn't the best I've seen in my honest opinion.

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D)
my question was legitimately genuine. The photo looks rubbish and you can't see anything in iylt but wrinkles ect, so it was a genuine question regarding what you have for sale.
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E)
my point was perfect. Why would I waste energy on something I legitimately thought was a troll ad? .
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F + G)
no sir, I don't care whether my opinion ion matters to me and I find this rather amusing for you to even think that far ahead and to consider that my innocent message was anything about how you think of me. Quite frankly I don't give a fuck what you think of me
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H)
no, it was pointless and self centred and also really darn self obsessed.
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(SIDE NOTE FROM ME... ROSS: Well, he is NOT wrong on this one!) 
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I)
I'm not paying a penny for some crappy art that you won't sell because the quality is rubbish. Crap paper, crap artistic tools.. if it was on professional paper with proper drawing tools, it would look much better. No sir, I'm not spending any money as you have taken my innocent question and turned it into a piss take and troll response. I have no interest in YouTube honestly, how old do you think I am?
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J)
no, my life isn't dull, it's anything but, I'm just sick of seeing shitty art for sale on Facebook and wanted to know if this was legit or a troll post. I'm a recovering addict in remission for nearly 5 years so there. I'm not an avid drinker for the same reasons. I don't have time for computer games sir. Yes, I watch TV, who the hell doesn't? No time for reading, apart from the list waste of a message you sent me. A yes or no would have sufficed. Your concern over my sex life isn't anything I will disclose to you and why should it? You've seen my profile right? You've seen my profile pics, clearly I have a serious partner. Put 2 and 2 together my friend.
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(SIDE NOTE FROM ME... ROSS: Why did he think I would care enough to look at his profile??) 
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K)
what do those even mean??? And if you attempt to share any screenshot with 'the world', you'll meet my legal team and you won't make it out the other side without fines and inditements coming out your arse, so please do yourself a favour and delete those screenshots and do not make any more threats.

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(SIDE NOTE FROM ME... ROSS: I do not handle threats well... Or as a normal person should. 
I live for the futile battles, not the sure victories!) 
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L)
you go forth and have a crappy day with your crappy tools. Do yourself some respect and get some better tools mate. You want to make a living, don't use biros and paper to draw. It looks shit and won't sell. Now, I sincerely hope that your response to my innocent question, albeit harshly put, was a massive troll. Because if you make good on those threats, I will see you on court. anything else you'd like to add my friend?
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(SIDE NOTE FROM ME... ROSS: I guess I will see him in court! I embrace self-destruction not run from it! ) 
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Okay, so this is a troll response then. Good. I have your information just in case anyways. Is there anything else you'd like to add or are you just going to act like a child?
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No? Okay, good. Bye then. And next time someone asks you a question, don't forget point b, and at least have the decency of getting to point z, it's very very unsatisfactory.
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(SIDE NOTE FROM ME... ROSS: Then he blocked so I could not give him a response. 
I do hope that he DOES come for me! 
I need some sort of fight - even a legal one - like a fish needs water! )
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FOR REF
The picture he was talking about..
That at this time
Was only being sold for 5£!
(About A5 ish size) 
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IF ANYONE HAPPENS TO KNOW THIS "STEVIE"
PLEASE PASS AND SHARE THIS PAGE ON!
SO HE CAN START HIS LEGAL BATTLE!
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