“He who smelt it”

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“Aww, Ewww! GROSS!”
“Did you just Fart”?
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“He who smelt it” 

“Dealt it!” 

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“Oh yeah!”
“Well, he who does the line…”
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“... speaks nonstop for hours with a chemically induced nervous energy about an idea for a screenplay, that no one else cares about but are far too polite to say, (because they are hoping to get some of that same shit off of you for free)… And comes across as really dull to anyone else who is not also on baby powder with a hint of cheap, yet still vastly overpriced, low-grade cocaine in it!... But who has also unwittingly helped fund other international cartel operations such as paedophilia sex trafficking and illegal handguns by being a drug customer and is therefore complicit in the suffering of innocents that they will never, ever, meet. But that does not mean it did not definitely still happen! Because you wanted to be a so-called ‘Lad’, you caused hearts to be shattered and children to scream in terror and agony. But do not worry your little head about it because at least you felt that you were the life and soul of the party, among a load of people that will never really give a second shit about you once you are all used up, and no longer “usable” to them. So, that makes it all ok then!”

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Or was that just me that was THAT stupid back in the ’90s?!

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