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YOUR NEW HOME! FOR ONLY 65K!! 15 WESTBOURNE GROVE! REDCAR BY SEA!

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YOUR NEW HOME!
A SHORT WALK TO THE BEACH!
EASY TO GET TO ALL THE LOCAL SHOPS!
RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE POPULAR NORTHERN QUARTER!
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ALL FOR ONLY
65K!!
15 WESTBOURNE GROVE!
REDCAR BY SEA!
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Three Bedroom Terraced House
Central Location
Solar Panels
Combi Boiler
Ideal for First Time Buyer
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This centrally located Victorian terraced property boasts generous size rooms with original features including
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Sanded floorboards flowing through from the hallway through to the family living room and dining room.
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There is a country-style kitchen and handy shower room,
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Three first floor bedrooms and a family bathroom.
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Externally the property benefits from solar panels and a fabulous rear courtyard garden!
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CALL MICHAEL POOL At their Redcar Office
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30-32, Station Road, Redcar. TS10 1AG
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YOUR LINK FOR THE FULL LISTING…!
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IT IS SO SUPER THAT ALL LORRY DRIVERS WILL NOW NEED SPECIAL DISPENSATION AND PERMISSION TO ENTER KENT!

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ALL LORRY DRIVERS WILL NOW NEED SPECIAL DISPENSATION AND PERMISSION TO ENTER KENT!
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…AND ALL KRYPTONITE BASED LUBE WILL BE STRICKLY PROHIBITED! 
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I think "Kent" keeps getting accidentally being misspelt,
Based on the type of people living there...
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...The vowel used, should perhaps, be a "U" instead of an "E"!. !

LIVE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137

! . LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! . THIS IS NOT A DRILL! . Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 . ! :) .
! . LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! . THIS IS NOT A DRILL! . Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 Purple Foxglove Shmoo 137 . ! :) . .

WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP.

!!  WHEN NAZI PROPERGANDERIST SPREAD Qanon, Anti Vax, Soros CRAP. . . The sun is made of lemon ice cream!  . Unicorns are real!  . I am going to be a famous writer someday because God told me!  . AND  'Their are NO speling erors in this coment'  . . LOOK!  . SEE!  . I can make up total shit to! . ! . . . . !
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Then that same someone then says,:
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"I can’t support the corporate puppets"
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ME:
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Really?
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Purchased any 'named brand' products or services lately?
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When I write,
Understand this.
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I write with a deeply moved, resounding, emotional, passionate, feelings that are motivated by the sincerest...
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... Lack of respect of the world...
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...That you care about
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If you suspect that I think you are an idiot Then you are probably right! .
HOWEVER, . "If" you assume I care when say I am an idiot Then you are probably wrong! . !

I DO understand AMERICAS problem

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I DO understand AMERICAS problem, .
BUT!
Refusing to vote is NOT any solution!
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But short of civil war and an armed uprising (Which is VERY BAD!) The only immediate rather weak band-aid solution is to keep getting each party of this limited two-party system to only serve one term each, forever alternately.
( Never two terms in a row ) .
To keep them busy doing the pretence of fighting each other,
And keep them a bit off-balance as they have to swap desks and paperwork every 4 years.
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THIS is all you have!.
Until someone far smarter than me and you combined x10 finds a none destructive solve to this problem that would NOT cost thousands of innocent lives!
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When people all cry out for an armed uprising or a civil war in America to break the corrupt 2 party system
To take back democracy from evil international corporations!
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Those same international corporations,
DROOL AND RUB THEIR BLOODY HANDS WITH GREEDY GLEE!. . THINK ABOUT IT! . Who do you think will make the most money out of selling all those wa…

Just for silliness... GOne FISHing!

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Just for silliness...
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GOneFISHing!  .
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I knew a fisherman once,

His name was “ROD”

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He had a wife,

Her name was “A NET"

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3)

She was very physically strong,

Even for a fisherman's wife,

She had “Mussels”

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4)

He, however, was a bit weak,

He was known as physical “Shrimp”

5) You could say he was a "Sea Weed" .

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She was also good at punching!

She could “Deck” anyone!

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7)

She was strong but she was also a kind and giving person.

She was not “Shellfish”

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8)

Her favourite drink was “Port”

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8.1)

His favourite drink was the innocent blood of young mermaids.

(No pun here, just a touch of darkness for ‘shits and giggles’)

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9)

When they were young they thoroughly enjoyed their honeymoon,

They had a “Whale” of a time!

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10)

She might have been half mermaid herself!

She could tell the weight within a few ounces just by holding it.

It was as if she had her own innate “Scales”



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11)

They got their fishing boat cheap,

There was a “Sail” on!

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12)

They won the vote fo…

WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER?

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WHAT KILLED THE TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPER?
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Well, it was either...
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"Extinction Rebellion" in a single weekend of protest,
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Or
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The fact that all their sales plummeted through the floor due to a lack of integrity and the constant systemic sensationalist lying over decades so no one trusted them anymore.
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It was one of those two things,
.But who could possibly say for certain which it was for sure??. !
. It is hard to be sympathetic to an industry that wantingly kept shooting itself in the foot.
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The internet would never be able to compete with Newspaper Media 'IF' they had not ruined their own reputation.
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As soon as the first person said,  .
"You can't believe all you read in the press" . The idea that they could not be trusted took hold.
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The cancer that killed this industry should have been dealt with there and then and kept on top of.
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Now it may be too late!
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If you are a journalist that has lost your job.
Aks yourself
How much of that is YOUR fault?
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How long int…

Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the...

!. Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the Donkeys. The Americans outside looked from Donkey to Elephant, and from Elephant to Donkey, and from Donkey to Elephant again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. . !

Dear Cuntservative America... Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest? REALLY?

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Dear Cuntservative America...
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Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest?
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REALLY?
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Protestors tossed more than 92,000 pounds of tea into Boston Harbor.
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The present-day value of the destroyed tea has been estimated at around $1 million.
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SOURCE
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https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-the-boston-tea-party#:~:text=It's%20estimated%20that%20the%20protestors,estimated%20at%20around%20%241%20million.

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NOTE:
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I am NOT Condoning OR Condemning destruction of property as any form of protest
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I am simply supplying a historical fact.
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Nothing more
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It is up to your own mind to give it any context! . !

I HATE THAT SENDING MY KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL IS MANDATORY!

! . I HATE  THAT SENDING MY KIDS BACK  TO SCHOOL IS MANDATORY! . I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO CHOOSE! . (I do not trust the words or possible true intentions of the government!) . (I do not believe…) (…That they give a single solitary shit about my children!) . ! .

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Until my primitive self learns who "the bitch" is and who "the master" is!

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New theory.
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Because I do not want to go back on heavy medication.
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(Because I like the little things, like being able to read, write and do other things than drool on the couch) .
I am going to try a different tack to tackling my Cold Rage.
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The theory is this....
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If I have the excess energy to spend being angry,
Then I mush have too much energy.
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So, the plan is to reduce how much energy I have available.
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Put simply
Less food.
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Less food = Less Energy . Less surplus Energy = Less Anger .
So,
Now when I am too angry, I am NOT going to eat
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If my body wants food then it has to stop being angry first.
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I am hoping for an eventual Pavlovic response that will make my hindbrain stop being angry all the time.
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Food will become a reward for having happy emotions,
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Any FEELINGS! (Not Thoughts) of any violence will be punished with hunger. . Until my primitive self learns who "the bitch" is and who "the master" is!
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. . .... proud americans .... . .

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.... proud americans ....
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This is what I am posting on any and all reports about America where certain 'Federal Agencies' ignore both their own oath of office and common human decency.
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Note: There is no capital "A" used in the word "Americans",
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This is on purpose....
It is me, showing 'them', all rightly due, disrespect.
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They do not deserve a capital "A".
So, I will not use a Capital "A".
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Would you pay me £10 to Punch the side of my head?

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. I am not outright saying that I feel desperate and like a complete and utter professional failure
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But just out of curiosity,
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Would anyone be willing to pay me £10 if I let them punch me on the side of the head?
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(Max 3 punches per day at £10 each: Side of the head only, fist only!)
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Because if so, I would be very tempted to accept that offer! . !
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Should there be a war on Wetherspoons? The devils advocate view

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Should there be a war on Wetherspoons?  . The devils advocate view  .
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Questions
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Is Tim Martin a vile human being?
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Who uses unethical practices with both employees and suppliers?
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Yes.
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Yes, he is!
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Despite his fake “Common man” image, does he come across as feeling more grotesquely self-entitled than some minor brat royalty out there?
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Yes,
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Yes, he does!
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Did he show his true colour during this epidemic?
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Did he reveal what he really is?
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Yes.
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Yes, he did!
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Other Questions
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“IF” upon boycotting Wetherspoons the whole chain goes under,
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Will Tim Martin become skint?
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Not bankrupt, which can be filed for as a mere legal tactic,
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But actually, Ever, Really, Brass tacked skint?
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No.
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No, he won't.
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EVER!
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He will probably just rig it so he can walk away with a bundle of unaccounted for taxpayers money from some sort of bullshit excuse of a government bailout scheme or another.
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All the while crying “Victim”
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Tim Martin will NEVER find himself walking up and down any high…

RAT RANT COMMENT: Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties"! HOLD MY BEER!

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RAT RANT COMMENT: Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties"!
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Alabama students throwing "CORVID Parties"! .
Not new!
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The late 80s had AIDs parties!
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Some young men wanted the "Gift of AIDS!",
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This is not intended in any way as a homophobic anti-gay comment!
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This was a very small minority stupidity 'sport'!
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BUT it might count as an anti "ALL OF HUMANITY" comment!
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Because every time you think, people can not possibly get any stupider,
some human group does our species equivalent of "Hold my beer"!
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Again, Super small minority!  I can not obviously know what was in their heads.  . But at a guess,  I am thinking it might be like a world war one trench soldier who finds the stress of constant waiting too harsh so decides instead to charge the enemy alone to get (what they feel, is) the inevitable over with,  . But that is only a guess,
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Humans have weird ways of dealing with stress sometimes. The fashion for female neck chokers (originally …

My Comment on the story Community Outraged After Police Shoot 3 Children in the Head

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My Comment on the story  Community Outraged After Police Shoot 3 Children in the Head .
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by
https://www.ebony.com/
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https://www.ebony.com/news/community-outraged-after-police-shoot-3-children-in-the-head/?fbclid=IwAR3qPE_Uf0iFzJ8LaCFuD1S6i8SmyQNvplRH1T0oSIUm4n6QdSH-V-GSZJs.
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I Smell BULLSHIT!
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How do you achieve "Head Shots" on "Small Targets", Through the window of a fast-moving cab, "Accidentally"???
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On ALL 3 of them!
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No one is THAT 'unlucky' a shot!
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“Accident” my very fat, hairy, unwashed arse! .
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I am outright suggesting that these poor children's heads were actively and purposely aimed for by these Shitty Cunts! .
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The most crap and pretentious joke of the year (2020) award goes to...

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After a bad BJ manages to both cause a load of unnecessary death and still kills the economy!
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“All is for the shittest in the shittest of possible worlds.” .
― Volt Butt Air, Candi Arse Thinking,  (The very last 2775 AD Edition) .
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And the most crap pretentious joke of the year (2020) goes to...
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<Drumroll Please>
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Ross - the total douche - Lombardi! . For his overplayed, Voltaire, Candide reference, (Last Edition 1775)
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That wasn't even all that funny! .
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NO LIFE MATTERS?

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Am I the only one...?
Who very rarely...?
Once in a long while...?
Gets so pissed off...?
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That they sometimes feel that NO LIFE MATTERS!
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OF ANY TYPE!
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And just want to scorch every living cell off the face of this planet instead?
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Or is that just me when I crave caffeine? .
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And before anyone judges me too harshly
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I am POSITIVELY 100% SURE
That everyone over the age of 30
Has felt that way at least ONCE!
At some point in their life by now!
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If you say that you haven't
Then you are either a Liar to Yourself or a non-human living Saint!
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.... Or I have totally misunderstood all basic human nature all this time... .
...And I am far more mentally fucked up than I first thought. .
BUT
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Nah!
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That can not be it!
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SURELY NOT?
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AND NOW THE FIT EVERYTHING IN ONE SINGLE TWEET CHALLENGE!
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I will try and sum up in just one single Tweet why I feel the way I do!
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Ready..
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GO!
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No faith in our race 
Forever Killing  WW2 just had better Tech than past slaughters 
NEVER Learn  Israel act like Nazis 
Tomorr…

Some Casual Thoughts About New UK Police Recruitment. (With a nod towards past USA police Recruitment.)

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Some Casual Thoughts  About New UK Police Recruitment.  (With a nod towards past USA police Recruitment.) .
The UK Government spends a good few years reducing the UK police force
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Now they are reversing this with a large recruitment drive.
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All those, more experienced, officers previously lost would have all held certain world views.
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And the newer, averagely younger, less experienced, officers may have different world views.
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The question is then
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In the selection process,
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Are the psychological parameters, exactly, the same?
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Or
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Will the psychological assessments be different?
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Will those psychological assessments now be altered to be either?
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A)
Improve the number of fair-minded officers and ensure an even-handed justice for all?
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OR INSTEAD.
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B)
Be altered to allow a new breed of officers that may be more inclined to follow the orders of a slightly more politically extreme Government?
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I am NOT putting on a tinfoil hat and saying the Government policy IS currently to do…

Bye Ivanka: A Public Disservice Announcement

On Trump and Serial Killing

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Trump's existence makes me want to 'give up' on the whole of mankind!

And instead, just slide into becoming some sad loser of a serial killer

Because
If 'IT' can gain power in the once Good USA

Then how can ANY of Human Race, in general, have any value?

Suppressing Fart Gun Bum Fun

!Suppressing Fart Gun Bum Fun !
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Because the world is so bad at the moment
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We ALL desperately need some silliness now
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Question:
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Topic: Firearms and Health
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What are the potential benefits and effects of having a gun suppressor up your arse when you are flatulent and farting a hell of a lot? ?

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Why the silly question?
. Because I was so angry at various people in the USA for making the situation worse with inflammatory comments and causing things to escalate... . That in my blind rage I started DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THING! . I need to fix that! . And NOT be a hypocrite! !

#CummingsTheCovidSpreader

! . RULE 1 : . Always try and follow ALL the rules!
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RULE 2 : .
"IF" you DO break a rule,  .
Then DAM WELL Break E'm Good N' Hard!
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(You are going to get just as punished for doing a half measure as you are going full bore nuke!) .
#CummingsTheCovidSpreader . ! .
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So why read THIS blog? Well that all depends? What sort of content are you in the current mood for?

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So why read MY blog?
lombot.co.uk ?
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Well that all depends
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What sort of content are you in the current mood for?
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WHY READ THIS BLOG?
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388 pages of diverse contents
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Spread over 22 themed sections.
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All my created content is Public Domain and totally Copywrite free. So, Go Help yourself!
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(In order of appearance…)
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STANDING NOTICES! (General site maintenance and policy news)
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT GEEK PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT SCIENCE PAGE RANTS!
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GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT ART PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT HEALTH PAGE RANTS!
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DAD RANT! WILL YOU BLOODY KIDS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!(Family themed Satire)
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT MONEY PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT SEX AND GENDER PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI RACE BIGOTRY AND ANTI FAITH BIGOTRY PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RATS SAVE OUR UK NHS PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT DRUGS PAGE RANTS!
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THE BIG LIST OF RAT GUNS PAGE RANTS!
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Coronavirus ...the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover!

Why the hell would “whether or not” to "Relax the Lockdown" ever be a "Political Decision" and not a "Scientific" or "Medical" based one?

Is their little bit of shitty power in the little corner of their little bit of shitty playground THAT important?

Are they unable to see the big picture?

OR

Are they simply just far too self-absorbed and myopic to care?

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The larger universe laughs in disdain at such small-minded thinking!

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If ALL of life was a stock market.

Then the value of human life and common decency has long since crashed.

And the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover!
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Dead Rancid Pork Walking "Might" last up to 10 Days!

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I do hope Derek M. Chauvin gets at least 10 days of prison!
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10 days is more than enough for his crimes!
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“If” The 10 days prison is in with the rest of the prison population
Then that would effectively be a life sentence!
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Do the math,
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An Ex-Cop,
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A Racist
Trapped with an unjust disproportionate amount of the people he hates.
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Add those two factors together!
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Derek M. Chauvin  Dead Rancid Pork Walking It ain't rocket science! .
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He may get 10 years. . But that won't matter.  . He would not survive any more than 10 days.  . 10 days is all you need!  . . They may not even need to change the bedsheets!
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NOTE:
. To clarify... . I am not evil enough to wish harm to anyone! . BUT . I am also Not stupid enough to bet my own £5 on this corrupt douche bag, somehow, against all odds,  surviving the year! . !

From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

NOTE TO THE WORLD

I am doing a 3-day stinker.

(A 3-day roleplaying campaign)

(V2 Dirge System)

(‘Petals of Metal’ Universe)

(You won't have heard of these as they are both invented by me.)

From between

Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May

Until

Saturday morning 30h May 2020

I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming,

Or Social Media commentary during that time.

PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY, Will the "Back to School debate" Be my Marriage DEAL BREAKER!

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"Back to School debate"  Be my Marriage  DEAL BREAKER!  . Based on this,
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"However, the government has also made it clear that parents and guardians will not be penalised should they decide not to send their children back to school when they are encouraged to do so."
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“Whilst there will be no penalty for families who do not send their children to school, families will be strongly encouraged to take up these places – unless the child or a family member is shielding or the child is particularly vulnerable due to an underlying condition,” the Department for Education said."

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From here
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https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/schools-reopen-when-uk-date-lockdown-children-parents-fine-a9509861.html
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I am going to keep my own kids out of school for as long as possible!
(Until it becomes legally mandatory again!)  .
However, my Wife totally disagrees!
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There may well be very heated future shouting involved!
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But my kids are far more important to me…

Who could have done a better job than Boris?

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Who could have done a better job than Boris?
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EASY
With the same resources
Access to all the same information
And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan.
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ME! .
I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a
A Filing Cabinet!
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I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code.
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I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good' that had to be done.
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Once the emergency was over
I would let myself be judged and executed.
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What "Evil" might you ask?
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Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free
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Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint
(To then give to the NHS.) 
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Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings
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AND THEN!
BY CHOICE!
PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER!
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Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice!
BUT
I would have saved far more lives than Boris has!
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Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before?

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. Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . .
"It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People"
Ian Duncan Smith MP
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Common Sense?
Really?
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Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere?
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'It' might as well be saying,
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"IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK"
"Both the Candy Store,"
"Matches, Petrol"
"AND"
"The Very Sharp Knives,"
"And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"!

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! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man

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Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man
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On behalf of the rest of the world
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I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election?
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We are all very curious about what it will be this time around.
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For the REAL reason for WW1: Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989:

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For the REAL reason for WW1
See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!"
BBC 1989:
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Private Baldrick :
"No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?"
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Captain Blackadder :
Do you mean "How did the war start?"
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Lieutenant George :
"The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building."
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Captain Blackadder :
"George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front."
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Lieutenant George :
"Oh, no, sir, absolutely not."
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[aside, to Baldrick]
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Li…

Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!

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Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!
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Fartbook Group!
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For those of us that refuse to "Shut the hell up!"
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/260960967662450
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I am trying to RE-START my old debating page!
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This is a debating group. (Please excuse the title pun). It is for intelligent discussion and debate of all subjects!
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While I personally have strong left-wing liberal views you can NOT have a debate without opposing opinions, SO unlike some other groups (to order allow the group to achieve its function), We WILL allow Racism, homophobia and other things I personally find abhorrent.
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BUT that does not simply give a free licence!
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IF YOU SAY something contentious then you will be expected to give a REASONED argument and if necessary, site source material (Try and Site an actual respected published academic book NOT just Wikipedia).
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You do NOT need to have a certain level to education to enter a debate, all reasoned views are welcome. BAD SPELLING OR GRAMMER DOES NOT! REPEAT! NOT INVA…

THE WEEKLY "SILLY DAY" LOCKDOWN IDEA!

!. THE WEEKLY "SILLY DAY" LOCKDOWN IDEA! . Because life is hard at the moment!
How about we all have Wednesdays as "Silly Day". .
That means,
For one day a week,
(I nominate Wednesdays!) .
1)
No serious post!
(Sharing Or Creating!)
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2)
No politics or Virus stories
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Burying your shitty ego, and NOT Worrying about trying to look cool, your personal image or having self-respect!
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Dedicating this one day a week to just being very immature, silly, and trying to make at least two people smile or better still giggle!
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Whenever someone insults you,
gets salty,
throws shade,
or tries to make a serious subject of discussion about what you posted,
INSTEAD of letting yourself get sucked in,
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Until midnight of the silly day! .
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“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat him in a fight for 20£??

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“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone,
Could I beat him in a fight for 20£??
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Just a few Follow up hypothetical questions.
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Can the Challenger choose to fight him 6 ish hours after his exercise “Leg Day”?
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Does have to know you are coming?
Or can you blindside him as he stumbles drunk out of a pub?
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“If“, you are allowed to blindside him, are you also allowed to spike his pint first?
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Are you allowed to use personal information about any family tragedies he might have, to make him lose his temper, so he swings wildly and loses focus?
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Can I also have a bunch of 5 or 6, 11-year-old D&D players? 
As my back up crew?
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Can you use a weapon?
I am thinking maybe a Mortar, an RPG or maybe a geocentric orbital Mass Driver!
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7) As he is in his 70's Can I wait until he is struggling to breathe because of contracting coronavirus first? .
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Can I have full body armour?
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Can my full body armour be spiked, with the spikes electrified with 20 k volts and tipped with…

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Do not be "Put Off" by some of the titles I use on my site,
Some (But NOT all!) titles are "Misleading",
Or are written it the spirit of the satirist Jonathan Swifts "Modest Proposal".
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Some stories may seem at first, to be full of hate or bigotry for 99% of its content,
Only to turn around with a very sarcastic last two lines which shows the absurdity of the initial fake viewpoint.
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Making a Bigot doubt themselves is the true aim!
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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

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The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
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I have had a particularly tough year,
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One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
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So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
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But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
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Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
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Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
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I am sorry,
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But I am done.
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This is just slightly too big …

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

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I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
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But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
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They are two different categories!

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But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
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I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
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. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
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And
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That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
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These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
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If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
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I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
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Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
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When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
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Know as the POOAS method.
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I have a crap load of books everywhere!
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I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
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SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

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"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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