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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook.
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He came across this post.
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CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
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Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls.
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But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor little boys (aged 46) bottom until it hurt! (Strickly Figuratively speaking,)
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And on one such page, the following happened!
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07:46 am
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ADMIN of the World Of Warcraft (UK) Facebook page:
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Hi Ross - your post was deleted for not being WoW related.
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ME :
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It was not me who posted it!
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Mr Beer did it behind my back, while I was not paying attention!
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Mr Beer is a naughty man!
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I know this now because Mrs Vodka has just told me so herself!
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Bad Mr Beer!
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<Hic! >
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I now only trust Mrs Vodka!
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She and I are now best friends!
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<Hic!>.
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ADMIN :
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Well either way - its gone
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ME :
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NOOOOOOOO!
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Please Do Not Say That Bad Thing!
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Please do not say the Vodka is all gone!
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Oops!
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Never mind! I found her! She is here!
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<hic> .
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ADMIN :
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Are you a Dwarf? I thought you guys drank ale
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ME :
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Shhuuuuush!
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Wanna know a real secret!
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I do NOT actually, have that whole body of a ickle small tiny dwarf!
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But!
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Tis only my tinkle that is small!
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But that's ok,
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That is fine!
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Tis all good!
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Because Mrs Vodka is the one nice lady in the whole world that does not care about my tiny dwarven tinkle!
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<Hic!>
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ADMIN :
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I'm glad you have found the one.
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ME :
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But in my own hands, my tinkle looks HUGE!
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I have special magic hands that make by Tinkle look big!
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I have to go now.
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My wife Ivana and the secret service had taken my phone away to stop me Tweeting, But I found it now!
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Mr Beer is telling to all sorts of cool Tweet ideas!
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It is telling the tweeting is a good thing!
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I trust Mr Beer rather than all that fake news!
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I love my pal, Vlad!
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He gives me cool stuff! .
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<Hic!> .
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ADMIN :
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Awesome. Sounds good. Hf
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No matter how pissed you think you can get (UK-Style!)
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You will never be able to become as Pissed (US-Style) as an Admin that has to put up with your stupid drunken ass shit!
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How to correctly respond
to an admin
who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook.
.
He came across this post.
.
CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
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(Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”)
.Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls.
.
But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor little boys (aged 46) bottom until it hurt! (Strickly Figuratively speaking,)
.
And on one such page, the following happened!
.
07:46 am
.
.
ADMIN of the World Of Warcraft (UK) Facebook page:
.
Hi Ross - your post was deleted for not being WoW related.
.
.
ME :
.
It was not me who posted it!
.
Mr Beer did it behind my back, while I was not paying attention!
.
Mr Beer is a naughty man!
.
I know this now because Mrs Vodka has just told me so herself!
.
Bad Mr Beer!
.
<Hic! >
.
I now only trust Mrs Vodka!
.
She and I are now best friends!
.
<Hic!>.
.
.
ADMIN :
.
.
Well either way - its gone
.
.
ME :
.
NOOOOOOOO!
.
Please Do Not Say That Bad Thing!
.
Please do not say the Vodka is all gone!
.
Oops!
.
Never mind! I found her! She is here!
.
<hic> .
.
.
ADMIN :
.
Are you a Dwarf? I thought you guys drank ale
.
(Remember this is a World Of Warcraft page! By "Dwarf" he means the High Fantasy Race.)
.
ME :
.
Shhuuuuush!
.
Wanna know a real secret!
.
I do NOT actually, have that whole body of a ickle small tiny dwarf!
.
But!
.
Tis only my tinkle that is small!
.
But that's ok,
.
That is fine!
.
Tis all good!
.
Because Mrs Vodka is the one nice lady in the whole world that does not care about my tiny dwarven tinkle!
.
<Hic!>
.
.
ADMIN :
.
I'm glad you have found the one.
.
.
ME :
.
But in my own hands, my tinkle looks HUGE!
.
I have special magic hands that make by Tinkle look big!
.
I have to go now.
.
My wife Ivana and the secret service had taken my phone away to stop me Tweeting, But I found it now!
.
Mr Beer is telling to all sorts of cool Tweet ideas!
.
It is telling the tweeting is a good thing!
.
I trust Mr Beer rather than all that fake news!
.
I love my pal, Vlad!
.
He gives me cool stuff! .
.
<Hic!> .
.
.
ADMIN :
.
Awesome. Sounds good. Hf
.
.
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The important lesson here?
.No matter how pissed you think you can get (UK-Style!)
.
You will never be able to become as Pissed (US-Style) as an Admin that has to put up with your stupid drunken ass shit!
.
!
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