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Maybe Masturbation 'IS' a sin
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Maybe it is not
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Who really knows?
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But if to you, it happens to be a sin
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But
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The choice is either that or you, hurting another fellow human being.
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Which of the two options is the lesser sin?
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A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN!
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(Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)
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“But I have seen it on done on porn films, why can I not try that for real, in my actual life.”
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The very same reason members of the law enforcement and military communities so not actually ever hold a pistol sideways “Gangsta Style” or do John Woo style rolls in any actual real-life firefights if they want to live!
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I find Porn culturally interesting on an intellectual level.
I did my university dissertation on porn.
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I also like porn because I enjoy getting turned on and Wanking!
(I Bet you thought I was going to 'bale out' and try and act all 'above porn' and Intellectually Douche for a second there! Didn't you! :) ) 
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I also love to watch Sci-fi and fantasy films,
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I am a GEEK!
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That, however, does not mean I am going to wrap a tea towel and a cloak and try jumping off a tall building to try and fly.
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That, however, does not mean I am going to try and confront the drug dealers on my street with a large twig shouting, "Expelliarmus!”
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I have thoroughly enjoyed (Got off on) a vast mixture of scenarios and situations in my porn, some of them quite perverted and sick.
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All of them played out by well-known sex performers!
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I also Play GTA5, shooting people in the head and setting fire to them!
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BUT if someone were outside either shooting people in the head, setting fire to people or doing illegal perverted sick acts in real life, I would be straight onto the phone to call the police!
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I happily blow away zombies all day on the computer but a real-life rotting course would be highly likely to make me vomit violently just from the stench alone!
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Part of being a “Proper Grown Up” is knowing the difference between reality but still being able to enjoy fantasy.
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So have no shame!
Watch your porn!
Have a Wank and enjoy yourself.
You need to get your horny-ness out of the way so you can get a decent night’s sleep for that 6 am sales meeting tomorrow!
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Just don’t believe in any of it!
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In certainly do not be immature enough to ever want that shit to happen in real life.
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I “Dabbled” in the sex industry for a brief 6 months, when I was a student because it seemed to the ‘stupid young man’ I was, that I was fulfilling a male sexual fantasy and the money was really, really, good!
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I DO NOT recommend it!
The money is Not that good!
The money is Not good enough!
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Fantasy scenarios like a Zombie Apocalypse, Being burned alive by a Dragons and Fucked Up Porn is only fun on the TV screen!
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Enjoy it!


Then leave it there!
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ALL EXTREMES (Of any sort) ARE BAD!

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BALANCE IS GOOD!
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SEX BALANCE!
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I hate people that sexually assault.
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Everyone should be able to walk home through any neighbourhood, at any time, wearing anything without being threatened!
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(Before some of you proto alpha males out there get pissy,) 


(Remember that Men get raped too!) 


(I do not care how much of a Batman-style ninja you think you are, you are not so manly that you are going to stop a gang of ten people!) 


(Especially if you are still sore and stiff and barely able to move after a major leg training day!) 


(“BRO!”)

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BUT
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I also want my wife to be able to enjoy whatever half-arsed excuse Marvel comes up with to have one of the muscle-bound heroes take their shirt off!
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I so want to be able to watch and wank over porn.
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(Note Feminism should be about real choice NOT telling Woman what to do with their bodies EVEN if you happen to be a Woman yourself!)
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Let us Liberals NOT make all sexual attraction “Wrong”
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That was the original reason for Liberal rebellion against religion in the first place!
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BALANCE!
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WE MEN!
NEED SEX?
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They say that,
 "Men have Needs".
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(Don't get me wrong, I am a sexual liberal, not a prude.)

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Sex is NOT a NEED,

Water, Food and Shelter are all Needs!

No one has ever died from celibacy!)
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Sex is about as much as personally 'needed' to survive as TV or Computer games are!

Yes, it is a bit crap to live without it, but you can adapt!
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It always pisses me off when a certain type of Male
(Looking at all the Incel's out there,)
Justify their abhorrent behaviour because they claim that their merely strong desire for sex is somehow some sort of medical need, so, therefore, they have a human right to it!
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(According to their own tailored, twisted, definition of what a counts as a fellow 'Human')
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(Yes celibacy does have certain "medical" side effects, such as a suppressed immune system, <among others>. BUT only to a far more mild extent that certain groups like to acknowledge!
If you like eating Junk food and a to have a decent drink once in a while or prefer a couch to  a jog or long walks,
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These things would be far more harmful than mere celibacy ever could be!) 
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I spend hours at a time!
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Trying to piss out the large existing social division bomb fire before it becomes a full-blown firestorm and burns us all!
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Futile, yes
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But at least if I am killed when the shit inevitably hits the fan I will die knowing I at least tired!
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It would help a bit if the rest of the world would stop pilling Fucking dried wood of anger and hate on the bloody thing!!
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It is almost like all the rest of you all want the shit storm to happen!!
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