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Review: Adult hook up site Together2Tonight (WITH SCREENSHOTS!)

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Review:
Adult hook up site Together2Tonight


Also (to a lesser extent) its clone site :
Meetwild.com

https://www.together2night.com/

https://www.meetwild.com/

Because people don't like reading nowadays I will give you the score upfront and then you can read why I have scored it such if you want to

Clarity of policies
1 out of 10
UNCLEAR AND MISLEADING

Value for money
2 out of 10
NOT REALLY A HOOKUP SITE! 
NOT AS ADVERTISED

Site safety 
(for both domestic and professional users)
2 out of 10
NOT SAFE

Ease of use
4 out of 10
Fairy standard UI

Overall Score
2 out of 10
NOT RECOMMENDED!
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FOR A FULL REVIEW,
READ ON!
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Part 1
Clarity

I thought I'd give this a try,
The prices listed were (per) a day rather than an overall total.
But most subscription sites use this method to be perceived as better value for money.

I worked out in my head that the cost would be just over £10 for 1 week.

One of the first things I did is not back into my account details and sure enough, there was an automatic resubscribe and rebilling which I had to turn off myself.

Again, Although annoying, most subscription sites do this "For your convenience".
(Hint: It is NOT for your convenience! It is for theirs!)

The two above factors are such common practice that this alone would only drop this score from a 10 to a 9.
Everyone does it! 
A savvy user should expect such practices Everwhere/

So went to cancel my subscription:

BUT WAIT!

Instead of accepting my cancel like any normal site:
I have to call a number to cancel and give a customer ref number!

This is a step that is ONLY there is be inconvenient and put you off cancelling.

This does not happen on many states all that often (at least the ok ones)
SO that lowered their score to a 7 out of 10

(I have yet to find out if the Number was premium rate and how much that will cost me! But I bet it was neither free nor cheap!)

A nice-sounding lady
(Sounding so pleasant that I suspect a fake voice emulator. Like they used to use in the days of phone sex lines: Many such lines in those days were just male actors with a bit of software: sorry if this burst your bubble! )

She offed me a free trial, etc etc
the usual, keep the customer banter

But I have to press the conversation and clarify that the account would NOT auto shut down and that I would have to make a second call to ensure its closure.

Having established that I insisted on a proper shut down instead!

I have NOT reduced the score for this, because, to be fair to the company, that may just be a training issue. So, I will give them the benefit of the doubt!

Then as I am looking at my details I see a SCONF CHARGE for 20 ish extra pounds

That started a bit of back and forth,

She insists I clicked some button to agree to this service
I insist I did not.

So either they are outright lying
(which is admittedly unlikely)

Or the button pressed was so obfuscated and lacking clarity in its intention, to ensure that 100% of customers pay the extra money, whether they wanted that service or not!
(Very Likely!)

This backhanded sort of shady shenanigans is unnecessary if you have a decent product extra on offer!
It should be obvious and wanted because it sells itself!

So that plummets ists score to the final super low 1 out of 10!

We ended the debate with her (or maybe him: Remember suspect voice emulator!) extending (with an automatic shut down) of my account in early September.
I took it, only because it was obvious that there was no way in hell I was ever going to get my 20£ back!

I don't know for sure yet, But I suspect other costs (Like, perhaps,  the phone call to customer services) are still waiting to bit me in the arse later!

Clarity score
1 out of 10
UNCLEAR AND MISLEADING
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Part 2 
Value for money.
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First point
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It is NOT really a hookup site,
It is more a honey trap to lure gullible only men into a bombardment of a load of CAM GIRLS trying to harvest you!

I am not judging the Can Girls
It is a great way of having fun in a safe environment.

If I was attractive enough, Id certainly do it!
I can pretend to be gay for that sort of money, no problem!

But the site is not sold to you as a Cam Girl site!
It is sold to you as a hookup site!

This is not slightly, creatively misleading marketing, it is instead, outright lying!

Second Point

Although the Cam girls are real,
The opening chat to get you to one of their rooms are usually NOT them!

Usually, they are bots, simply trying to drive the tracking to the rooms.

See the below screenshots of my anti-bot test, and to see how badly the bots failed!
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There ARE some genuine girls on their,

Hint:
If she looks like a model,
And their catchment is "Any City"
Then they are likely to be CamGirls (or bots on their behalf) just fishing for custom!

Unless you are a billionaire that looks like a young brad pit, you ain't never going to meet them in person!
And even IF you were a millionaire that looked like a young Brad Pitt, your chance would still be less than 1%.
But let's face it:
IF you were a millionaire that looked like a young Brad Pitt, You would NOT ever need to go to a site like this.
This sort of site is mainly for those who look like me and with far less money than a million!

If  you don't believe me,
Use this simple bot test!
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Ask them either this or a very similar question!
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"Let's do an anti but test, in one message list one of each of these, random colour, band, and a TV show"
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Not I have misspelt "Bot" as "But" on purpose! 
As an extra test layer!
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It is e VERY simple question that any real human can easily answer!
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But as of JULY 2020 on THIS SITE: The bots always fail!
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BUT THEY WILL GET SMARTER!
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Note:
The below example was from the SAME profile chat, as the one mentioned in 

Part 4 Site safety (for both domestic and professional users) Point 2 Performers Security!
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See below!
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Note:
The above example was from the SAME profile chat, as the one mentioned in 

Part 4 Site safety (for both domestic and professional users) Point 2 Performers Security!


See below!
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Here is a totally different and separate example!
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NOTE:
I am NOT anti Bot
The Cam Performers time is VERY valuable and should not be wasted!
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BOTs are ok!
As long as the performers have some control over what the bot that pushes the traffic towards them say!
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But I an suspecting that they do not,
And this may be a mental health safety concern for the performers! 
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Part 3
Ease of use
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Standard UI.
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Daily easy to use,
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The score could and should  have been a decent 8 out of 10

Except:

If you see part 1, they obfuscate some of their hidden and the cost of some features.
They try and stand on the right side of legal but only by doing the bare minimum!

Press one thing,
Accidentally!
And you will NEVER get a clear "Are you sure? This will cost X amount" warning!
They will just pounce on you with the extra cost with glee!

And you won't know about it until the end of the month bill!

That makes their score a mere

4 out of 10
Fairy standard UI
Instead!
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Part 4
Site safety (for both domestic and professional users)

Point 1,
Customer Security!

They tell you not to worry,

Your photos are safe,
They can not be copied or used,

Well, let's test that there, by seeing if I can copy my own phot off the site and post it here.

Using only the bog-standard windows 10 "Snip and Stretch"

(Note given if I fail, you could still take photos of a computer screen using any standard phone anyway!)

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Oops!

Looks like, that if you are the sort of person that gets embarrassed, then maybe you should never put your details online.

Me personally.

I don't give a shit!
I don't feel I have anything to lose!
So, Fuck it!
Lets just party & die!

But other more normal people might find themselves exposed to Blackmail attempts!
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Point 2
Performers Security!

Don't get me wrong:
I am no prude...... BUT
"Sorry,"
"I love seduction and BDSM with safe words, but you trying to glorify rape is a gross turn off for me."
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This is NOT good!

Because it is bots that farm the clientele for the performers
I worry that this poor performer might not know or have any control over what her farming bot has said!
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NOTE:
I am NOT anti Bot
The Cam Performers time is VERY valuable and should not be wasted!
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BOTs are ok!
As long as the performers have some control over what the bot that pushes the traffic towards them say!
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But I an suspecting that they do not,
And this may be a mental health safety concern for the performers! 

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The bot won't care if she had some horrendous history of sexual abuse that makes her too anxious to leave the house!

This means she will now get Rape fetishist that she might not have wanted!
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More to the point, in a larger sense, it pains me to say, that many 'full-grown arse' voting adults can't seem to divorce fantasy from reality.

One of the I rapist delusional Incel mantras is
"Well she liked it really"

Nah, mate!

She didn't!


YOU ARE MONSTER!

I am pro-porn!
I love porn!
But I am also pro Consent only! 
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There are some things at ARE more important than money!

Site safety (for both domestic and professional users)
2 out of 10
NOT SAFE
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FINAL RESULT!
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Clarity of policies

1 out of 10
UNCLEAR AND MISLEADING

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Value for money

2 out of 10
NOT REALLY A HOOKUP SITE! 
NOT AS ADVERTISED

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Site safety 

(for both domestic and professional users)
2 out of 10
NOT SAFE

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Ease of use

4 out of 10
Fairy standard UI

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Overall Score

2 out of 10
NOT RECOMMENDED!
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SOME FINAL NOTES!
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BONUS STORY!
The Attempted Scammer I Encountered!
And my shameful temptation!
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THIS IS NOT JUST PICKING ON TOGTHER2NIGHT!

ALL SITES SUFFER FROM SCAMMERS

I Promise you that the site is a victim too!

Because if customers lose their money to scammers, it makes the site look bad and robs them of revenue that they, themselves could be collecting!
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You will most likely get a message like this one...
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When you see a message anything like this.

Do NOT take the bait

IT WILL be a scam!

DO NOT EVER LEAVE THE PROTECTION OF THE SITE YOU ARE USING

AND NO MATTER WHAT…

Never give ANY bank details OR Click any links given

No matter how safe they say they are

Of what guilt heartstrings, she tries to pull!
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Here is another example which I breadcrumbed...
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Note:
I did no censor this persons identity.
Because they tried to harm me, (financially) So as far as I am concerned, they are exempt from my protection!
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Now, Let's look at the emails they sent!
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Because the original profile pic and the email picture had different hair colours
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All seems too good so far...
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THERE IT IS!
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PS!
I HAVE NOT CENSORED THE ABOVE LINK!
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I AM EXPECTING YOU ALL NOT TO BE TOTAL DUMB ARSES!
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IF THE OBVIOUS HAS TO BE SAID!
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DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE!
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This is where the horror of sexual violence is trying to be used as a manipulative tool against me.
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Challenging my "Self Worth" as a last-ditch guilt attempt! 
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END...
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AND JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT IA HAD FORGOT!....
SUPER BONUS!
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My shameful temptation!
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I am NOT going to lie to you!
This was NOT some clever investigate ploy.
I was making a genuine offer!

I am worried about money and gave into temptation for a while!

If they had said yes
And it paid well enough to bury any guilt!
I would have done the work for them! 
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Lucky for me and my future path, 
They did not offer me a job...
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INSTEAD...
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Errrr Ok?
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JUST TO BE CLEAR!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!

Not even a little bit!

NADA!

ZITCH!


NONE!

BUT... 
Purely Theoretically

"IF" THERE WAS...
(and there is not)
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ONLY Just Hyperthatically.
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Then I have done more than enough occult reading and study to own their little arse and their petty mojo.
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So "they" are VERY lucky that there is no such thing!
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