Have you SEEN this Man! REWARD!

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Have you SEEN this Man!

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Last seen near a grassy knoll with a rifle, on 22 November 1963, Dallas, Texas, United States.
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He is known to speak in an eastern European accent, possible Russian!
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Very little else is known!
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We do know he got a badly written note hours before his disappearance, that told him to,”
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“Use the ‘Book Suppository’!”
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There was a rumoured sight of him limping away from a local USA library with a look of pain on his face and eyes streaming with tears!
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At that same library, some of the larger volumes were reported missing!
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There was also rumoured report a week later,
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Of him going to a hospital wracked with abdominal cramps, and even though he already has the relevant scar he was begging for his Appendix to be removed,
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The doctor said,
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“According to this scar you already had your appendix removed”,
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At which point the Man claimed to have many more than just one Appendix inside of him!
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Followed by an equally cryptic comment along the lines of,
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He wished he had not chosen ‘Hard Backs!”
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REWARD!

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There is a Reward for this Mans capture of,
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000000000.1 BILLION Nigerian DOLLARS!
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To be paid as a credit on a Blockbuster Video Rental Card,
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(Drinks and Snacks not included!)
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