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10 Slogans By Me For FREE That Are Better Than The Crap Half Million "Hands, Face, Space"

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10 Slogans By Me For FREE 

That Are Better Than The Crap Half Million "Hands, Face, Space"

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1)

Cover Mug, 

Soaking Hands, 

And too far away to hit a mate when you try and flick water at them!

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2)

Soapy, Soapy, 

Hands and cover face

Bubble, Bubble

Keep social space

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3)

Clean it

Wear it

Distance it

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4)

Make effort

Make suds

Make room

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5)

Keep clean

Keep covered

Keep away

Keep smiling

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6)

When you wash

When you cover

When you distance 

We ALL win

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7)

Generous with the water
Do what you Auta
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Cover your face

Show some good grace

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Generous with the soap
Generous with the hope
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Generous with the gap
Give CORVID a SLAP
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8)

I cover 
my face

Because I have self-respect!

I washed my hands

Because I love my family!

I kept me distance

Because I am loyal to my friends!

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9)

Get that CORVID down the plug

Wash your hands cover your Mug!

Cover that Mug! Wash that face!

Keep your distance! Keep your space!

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10)

Wet Hands

Slippy Hands

Dry Hands

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Germs are about!

Mask over mouth

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Stay alert

Stay apart

Out! Corvid! Out!

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10 better slogans done in less than an hour!

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For FREE

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Half a million?

My fat hairy arse!

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I was barely even trying!

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Someone, please explain to me again,

How and why I am still not a very well paid writer yet??!!

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Or even a minimum wage one!

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