My secret origin story.

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My secret origin story.
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While a young student visiting a cutting-edge crap circus laboratory,
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I was bitten by an escaped radioactive annoying twat!
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Days later after feeling woozy, I awoke as
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TWAT-BOY! 

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With the ugly looks of a hairy fat bastard and the inane dull powers of a total immature twat.
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But with absolutely no power comes absolutely no responsibility.
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So, I spend my time secretly doing pretty much fuck all until my very average total twat abilities are called upon to achieve absolutely nothing!!
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VILLAINS OF THE WORLD BEWARE!
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Because there may be someone, I suppose, that might be out there to stop you,
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But it ain't me!
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Shmoo!
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Why is open caste mining much better deep shaft mining?

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Because open cast mining is more likely to find great unknown talent for their next musical,

While…

Shaft mining is a ‘deeply floored’ concept!

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