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No more PIP assessments for people with Life long disability or conditions, Please share, as much as you can!

! . Please share, as much as you can! . And if it is in alignment with your conscience, . Then please sign and then as much as you can! . ! . https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no-more-pip-assessments-for-people-with-life-long-disability-or-conditions?bucket&source=facebook-share-button&time=1554409637&fbclid=IwAR2ShH-4Amks_xtS3NRJSYOLwivCQtAjjCsF5kyjRbNh0JMSijQT8JgqEpU . !

GEEK ATTACK! Comment on the rumour of a Man "Beaten" for giving ENDGAME SPOILERS outside of the Movie Theatre!

! . GEEK ATTACK!  . Comment on the rumour of a Man "Beaten" for giving ENDGAME SPOILERS outside of the Movie Theatre!  . . "No one is going to feel sorry for this guy!"  . . WRONG!  . . ( If the rumours are true,)  . I FEEL SORRY FOR THIS GUY! . Not because he got beaten up, . But can you imagine living with the fact that you are such a total dick that you would want to do this? . Can you imagine being burdened with such a mean-minded, petty personality? . We can tell him to “Piss Off” and walk away, . But he does not have that luxury, . He is stuck with this spiteful bile inside himself all the time! 24 /7 /12 /365 until he dies of old age! . How can such a person possibly enjoy all the simple things of life, Such as ‘golden sunset’ Or ‘pretty flowers’ to the same extent as the rest of us? Without his own small poisonous thoughts polluting the entire experience? . . And I thought the Racist and Homophobes of the world had it bad,  b

GEEK ATTACK! Say it isn’t so! G HERBO SAYS MARVEL AND THE AVENGER’S ARE FOR NERDS! Oh NO!

! . Say it isn’t so! . . G HERBO SAYS MARVEL AND THE AVENGER’S ARE FOR NERDS!  . . Oh NO! . Oh, the Horror! . Oh, the Humanity! . . Some “Z” rated celebrity that I have never heard of hates Nerds! . I am both totally distraught and devastated! . I am simply wracked with inconsolable grief! . How can this be! . How can my life go on! . I am shaken to the very core of my soul! . This changes everything! . THERE CAN BE NO GOD!  . Oh! If only I could somehow make this totally previously unknown stranger lover us somehow! . . But Wait! . What is this! . . Despite such tragedy, my Coffee, (For some unknown reason that defies both nature and logic,) Still, taste the same! . Not only that! . But for some weird unexplained reason, my music on Spotify sounds just as good as well! . AND even though it should! . There is no mention on tonight's news of the Moon falling out of orbit like it should be doing! . . But how could all this possibly be! . Surely the disproval of such a sig

My #Sims4 Creation. Naughty Mr Trumpy Man is everything you would expect from a totally "made up" fictitious character!

! . My #Sims4 Creation. . Naughty Mr Trumpy Man is everything you would expect from a totally "made up" fictitious character! (And less!) . ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . ! . My #Sims4 Creation. . Naughty Mr Trumpy Man is everything you would expect from a totally "made up" fictitious character! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/2019/04/my-sims4-creation-naughty-mr-trumpy-man.html . ! .

WARNING! Brexit will cause a "Power Vacuum"!

! . WARNING! . Brexit will cause a "Power Vacuum"! . "Change UK" might fill this "Power Vacuum"! . In case you do not realise what happens in the event of a "Power Vacuum"! . Let me tell you a tale about an Evil Photographer! . ! . . .

GEEK ATTACK! BLOODLINES 2! See, Hear and Read NO EVIL!

! . GEEK ATTACK! . BLOODLINES 2 . See, Hear and Read NO EVIL!  . I will not be watching any, Streamed content, Screen Shots, Or Reading any articles about, . BLOODLINES 2! . . WHY? . . Because I brought the full package version within 24 hours or preorder being available! . When I play it for the first time I want to be as unprepared as possible for what might happen! . . This is seriously the biggest gaming event in my little life since I Purchase World Of Warcraft for launch, well over 10 years ago! . . I am going to try my very best not to let anything spoil it for me! . !

Solved! Surviving the long “END GAME” movie, without needing a bathroom break!

! . Solved!  Surviving the long “END GAME” movie,  Without needing a bathroom break!  .  "HEY!" " "DUMBASS!" . It is not calculus! . It is not even basic math! . It is just a mere ounce of common sense! . . Humans can last up to 3 weeks in ideal conditions with no food! . Humans can last in ideal conditions for up to 3 days without water! . People regularly have 24 hours fast for, Religious reasons, Before medical procedures, A really good computer game! A really good book! And to raise money for a charity, . No one is saying you have to fast for 24 hours! That would be stupidly extreme! . But I am saying you should be able to go 6 hours without suffering! To be honest, Only 3 hours of fasting, if you are fairly physically fit adult, should be more than enough! . If you do not regularly go longer than 4 hours without needing the toilet, Then maybe you need to look at some of your Health lifestyle choices! . !

Morals? Who, Me? You Must be Kidding?

! . Morals? .  Who, Me?  . You Must Be Kidding? . . With content from my blog like this! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/ . . Why I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/why-i-always-find-myself-feeling-little.html . . STOP PRESS!! MAJOR High Finance Tip! EXTRA HOT! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_6.html . . “Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/we-are-passingers-on-space-vhicle.html . . With titles like these! , What makes you think I am burdened with any of THAT sort of crap?! . ! . .

Can I Swap my Degree to be free of debt?

! . Can I Swap my Degree to be free of debt? . From the BBC, “An honorary degree awarded by the University of Aberdeen to the Sultan of Brunei has been revoked” . If Degree can be revoked, . Can I trade mine in, or cancel mine in return for my entire student loan being cancelled without any harm to my credit score? . My BA Degree is a total waste of money and is not "suitable for purpose"! . I would much rather be free of pointless debt than have this totally useless Degree! . . !

Dear, Rosicrucians

! . Dear , Rosicrucians . If t he Rosicrucians w ant me as a member, . FUCK OFF! . Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies, . And you have no fucking chance so do not even bother to waste my time! . NOTE! Your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required! . You are not even slightly close! . Yours Ross Lombardi. . . . . ! SHMOO! . !

Dear, Illuminati

! . Dear, Illuminati . If the Illuminati want me as a member, . I would welcome the submission of their application, . After which they have no need to keep contacting me. . I will let you know, . If the Illuminate’s representatives are fortunate enough to get past the application stage and be granted the honour of an interview then they will be contacted within 3 months of the application receipt. . Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies, So your patience while your application is reviewed would be much appreciated! . If your secret society is offered any position, They will only be accepted for an initial 3-month trial period to assess their performance! . NOTE! You are not entitled to any explanation to how or why the association with Mr Ross Lombardi might have been terminated in the likely event your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required! . Yours Ross Lomb

GEEK ATTACK! Dear Mr Robert DowneyJr. I will have a go!

! . Ok, Mr Downey . You reckon that the End Game Battle cannot be predicted! . I'll have a go, . There will be No final battle with Thanos. . Thanos will already be dead! . Because when he killed half the universe he included EVERYONE in that 50/50 lottery! . Including himself! . Thanos Lost that bet 50/50 bet and turned into a pile of ashes just as he watched the sun come up! . The final battle will be against someone else! . ! . UPDATE! . Except for the fact,  That less than two hours after creating and posting this, the latest Trailer came out!  In which Thanos had used the stones a second time!  . So I guess I am more than just a "little bit" , totally wrong on this one! . !

MCU! END GAME! Is 3 hours enough?

! . MCU END GAME Is 3 hours enough? . ! . . . I think about 4 hours 30 min would be about my limit,  . (Yes, I am a human with an honest realistic limit, not just blowing geek smoke!) .

Thoughts on my upcoming PIP interview.

! . Thoughts on my upcoming PIP interview. Version 1, April 5th 2019 . . INTRODUCTION!  . I am getting a PIP (Personal Independence Payment) Interview this Tuesday the 9th. . This seems a little odd considering that I only put my application on the 25th of March, . Most people are talking about how it can take up to 8 weeks for such an interview and a further 6 for a decision. . Due to the large number of applications the government target for an application clearance has been set back to 17 weeks. . But I get my interview given within only 15 days of my application landing on their doormat. . Weird! Right? . This leads to two possible conclusions. . A) . That a governmental department has become well organised and efficient. . Or . B) . That I am part of a batch that is being fast-tracked for rejection to help clear the workload quickly so a badly run system can manage to make their new extended target. . Totally ignoring the fact that each application represents a human beings

GEEK ATTACK! When you ask, "Who is the most important Marvel Character?”

! When you ask, “Who is the most important Marvel Character?” ! . . ! . When you ask, “Who is the most important Marvel Character?” . Please Clarify the question, . Do you mean, "Who is the most important Marvel Character in their own universe?" . OR . Do you mean, "Who is the most important Marvel Character to ‘our’ real universe in terms of social and pop culture impact?"  . . (Hearing this kinda crap is one of the two ways you can spot a Media Studies Degree student,) . . (The other is when they say) ( "Do you want fries with that?" ) . !

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