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Let me know if you have already heard this one! There are these three Men! A Humanist, A Catholic, and a Hindu...

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Let me know if you have already heard this one!
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There are these three Men!
A Humanist, A Catholic, and a Hindu all die.
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All three are standing at the pearly gates and there is Saint Peter with his stereotypical halo, beard, robe and book!
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Two of them are looking worried while the Catholic is looking and feeling smug.
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The Humanist goes up and there is a heated discussion that neither the Hindu nor the Catholic can hear,
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The Humanist seem agitated, but Saint Peter remains calm puts a heavy hand in the Humanist shoulder and lets him in.
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Confused, the Hindu steps up next.
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Again, the Catholic cannot hear what is being said,
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There seems to be a look of confusion on his face but again Saint peter puts a heavy hand on his shoulder and shows him in.
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Then Catholic then walks up with confidence and a big shit-eating grin!
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“I’m sorry,”
Says Saint Peter
“But I am afraid that I cannot let you in.”
“You have to go to the 'bad place' instead!”

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The Catholic looks shocked and says,
“You don’t mean New Jersey USA, do you?”
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“No”
Replies Saint Peter,
“The meant REALLY 'Bad Place'!”
Hell

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“But you let those two in!”
“It is not fair!”
“One was a Humanist that treated God and an anachronistic Joke!”
“And the other was totally the wrong religion”
“I went to Church every Sunday all my life”
“I constantly went to confession!”

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Saint Peter looked through his book again,
“All true,” he says
“But you treated confession as a bragging post,”
“You never felt truly ashamed of sorry,”
“The priest never knew but God knows all!”
“You never tried to be a better person!”
“And”
“You lived your life full of feelings of self-righteous superiority and looking down on your fellow man,”
“You kept a heart full of Hatred thinking it was some sort of strength”
.
“The Humanist worked tirelessly for Human Rights even at the risk of his own life,”
“They never expected any reward spiritual or otherwise”
“Only ever being constantly driven to do what is right at all personal cost”
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“The Hindu spent all his time helping others and giving all that he could spare to charity”
“While trying to keep his heart full of love and compassion no matter what the world constantly showed him or did to him!”

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The Catholic cried!
“But I believe in both Christ and God!”
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“Then why did you never act like it?”
Asked Saint Peter.
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“Well if I have to spend eternity in Hell then those two should as well”
“They do not even believe in Christ or God!”
Screamed the Catholic in rage!
.
“God does give two shits about your opinions of delusional notions of self-entitlement,"

"Only on your actions!” 
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“You literally proved my point just now!”
“Showing you lack humanity by wishing others to suffer as you will, as an act of petty spite!”
“Neither of them would have said such a thing if they were in your shoes”
.

“Go on, tell me again why you deserve Heaven more than them!”
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THE PUNCH LINE! 
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There is no real punch line.
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The Catholic roasted in Hell for all eternity,
While the Humanist and the Hindu lived in Paradise forever!

This is not a joke.
This is what I honestly think would happen!
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(This is kind of a lie,)

(Ish,) 

(My personal theology is a bit more complex than that and does not have literal pearly gates, beards or fluffy white clouds!) 
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If I am wrong and God is not like this,
Then despite all his power, he is no more than an evil tyrant!
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Then I will rebel against him myself,
However futile such a rebellion would be!
And spend eternity in Hell trying to do what acts of kindness I can to relieve the suffering to all the other the wrongly dammed!
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But I am betting my very Soul on the fact that he is NOT an evil tyrant
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But instead is both as Good and as Holy as I feel and believe God to be!

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.
So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
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BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
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Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
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Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

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I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
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.
The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
.
I have had a particularly tough year,
.
One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
.
So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
.
But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
.
Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
.
Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
.
I am sorry,
.
But I am done.
.
This is just slightly too big …

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GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
.
.
! .
But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
.
They are two different categories!

.
But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
.
I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
,
1)
. That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White.
.
And
.
2)
.
That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
.
These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
.
If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
.
I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
.

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA MEMES ONLY! (Out of date!)

Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557
CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
PS


Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME! 

Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental

Health problems and Harm YOU!

HOWEVER!

I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised!
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis

#NHSCrisis


THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY!

UPDATE!

I am doing this!



Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it! 

Whos with me!

Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
Please Read 
Caroline J Molloy's Article,


The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://la

When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
!

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS! .
.
There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale.
.
Know as the POOAS method.
.
It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world!
.
Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time!
.
Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it.
.
.
.
.
THE
POOAS
Method!
.
.
.
.
PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! .


.
From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD.
With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM .
ONLY £6.66p GBP!
CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . .
.
.
THE 
POOAS
Method!
.

.
.
( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!) 
.
.
Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!.
.
!
.
HELP!
.
I have a crap load of books everywhere!
.
I do not put them in any order!
.
I am super untidy,
.
I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
.
!
.
!
!
.GEEK ATTACK!
.
HEADS UP MATH NERDS!
.
There is a new sexy form …

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf

"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
..
Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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