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Coronavirus ...the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover!

Why the hell would “whether or not” to "Relax the Lockdown" ever be a "Political Decision" and not a "Scientific" or "Medical" based one? Is their little bit of shitty power in the little corner of their little bit of shitty playground THAT important? Are they unable to see the big picture? OR Are they simply just far too self-absorbed and myopic to care? . The larger universe laughs in disdain at such small-minded thinking! . If ALL of life was a stock market. Then the value of human life and common decency has long since crashed. And the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover! . .

Dead Rancid Pork Walking "Might" last up to 10 Days!

! . I do hope Derek M. Chauvin gets at least 10 days of prison! . 10 days is more than enough for his crimes! . “If” The 10 days prison is in with the rest of the prison population Then that would effectively be a life sentence! . Do the math, . An Ex-Cop, . A Racist Trapped with an unjust disproportionate amount of the people he hates. . Add those two factors together! . Derek M. Chauvin  =  Dead Rancid Pork Walking It ain't rocket science! . ! .   . He may get 10 years.  . But that won't matter.  . He would not survive any more than 10 days.  . 10 days is all you need!  . . They may not even need to change the bedsheets! . . NOTE: . To clarify... . I am not evil enough to wish harm to anyone! . BUT . I am also Not stupid enough to bet my own £5 on this corrupt douche bag, somehow, against all odds,  surviving the year! . !

From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

NOTE TO THE WORLD I am doing a 3-day stinker. (A 3-day roleplaying campaign) (V2 Dirge System) (‘Petals of Metal’ Universe) (You won't have heard of these as they are both invented by me.) From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY, Will the "Back to School debate" Be my Marriage DEAL BREAKER!

! . PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY  Will the "Back to School debate"  Be my Marriage  DEAL BREAKER!  . Based on this, . "However, the government has also made it clear that parents and guardians will not be penalised should they decide not to send their children back to school when they are encouraged to do so." . “Whilst there will be no penalty for families who do not send their children to school, families will be strongly encouraged to take up these places – unless the child or a family member is shielding or the child is particularly vulnerable due to an underlying condition,” the Department for Education said." . From here . https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/schools-reopen-when-uk-date-lockdown-children-parents-fine-a9509861.html . I am going to keep my own kids out of school for as long as possible! (Until it becomes legally mandatory again!)  . However, my Wife totally disagrees! . There may well be very heated future shouting involved!

Who could have done a better job than Boris?

. Who could have done a better job than Boris? . EASY With the same resources Access to all the same information And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan. . ME! . I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a A Filing Cabinet! . I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code. . I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good ' that had to be done. . Once the emergency was over I would let myself be judged and executed. . . What "Evil" might you ask? . Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free . Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint (To then give to the NHS.)  . Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings . . AND THEN! BY CHOICE! PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER! . Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice! BUT I would have saved far more lives than Boris has! . .

Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before?

! . Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . . "It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People" Ian Duncan Smith MP ! Common Sense? Really? ? Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere? ? 'It' might as well be saying, ! "IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK" "Both the Candy Store," "Matches, Petrol" "AND" "The Very Sharp Knives," "And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"! . ? ! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man

! . Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man . On behalf of the rest of the world . I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election? ? We are all very curious about what it will be this time around. . ? . .

For the REAL reason for WW1: Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989:

! . For the REAL reason for WW1 See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989: . Private Baldrick : "No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?" . Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?" . Lieutenant George : "The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building." . Captain Blackadder : "George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front." . Lieutenant George : "Oh, no, sir, absolutely not." . [aside,

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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

! . The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games. . I have had a particularly tough year, . One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket. . So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion. . But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable! . Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same. It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand. . Maybe I put too much   store  i n this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry. . I am sorry, . But I am done. . Thi

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it!  The newest content is below the intro piece, Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it!  (NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!)  I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe! BUT Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created," But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere. Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation! I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources. Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas? PPS WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have us

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

. I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! . If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! . . . ! . But you can not compare white people with Muslims! . They are two different categories! . But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible. . I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions. , 1) . That a maximum of 2% of the Muslim population in the UK was White. . And . 2) . That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim . These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures! . If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed. . I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Ra

GEEK ATTACK! ROCKSTAR GTA MEMES ONLY! (Out of date!)

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Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello, I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too? Here’s the link: https://www.change.org/p/parliament-make-cannabis-oil-thc-cbd-legal-and-available-on-the-nhs?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&share_context=signature_receipt&recruiter=728310557 CLICK HERE 2 reasons, 1) Common sense from a medical standpoint. 2) To help undermine organised crime, Thanks, Ross PS Relevant Link to Spoof Meme Bellow,  CLICK HERE FOR RELEVANT SPOOF MEME!  Illegal Cannabis WILL cause YOU Mental Health problems and Harm YOU! HOWEVER! I STILL Think Cannabis SHOULD be Legalised! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!

When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? . . https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 . !

THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! V4! THE PASSIVE RESISTANCE CAMPAIGN! #NHSCrisis

#NHSCrisis THE GREAT NHS GIVEAWAY! UPDATE! I am doing this! Just one rule! ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments,  If it cost even a single penny then refuse to buy it!  Whos with me! Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported! I am doing it anyway! NO COMPROMISE! If we give an inch they will take a mile!  Please Read  Caroline J Molloy's Article, The NHS, cuts and privatisation – an emergency but not an accident https://labourlist.org/2018/03/the-nhs-cuts-and-privatisation-an-emergency-but-not-an-accident/ There is also this article. From TruPublica Demolition of UK welfare state planned with corporate America http://truepublica.org.uk/united-kingdom/demolition-uk-welfare-state-planned-corporate-america/ Plus this from the Mirror . 'Selling off NHS for profit': Full list of MPs with links to private healthcare firms https://www.mirror.co.uk/news

HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

! . HEADS UP MATH NERDS! . . There is a new form of widely used statistical analysis that typically presents its data on a 0-100% scale. . Know as the POOAS method. . It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world! . Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time! . Yet you may not yet have ever heard of it. . . . . THE POOAS Method! . . . . PROUDLY ONLY PRINTED ON NON-GMO PAPER! . PROUDLY  ONLY USES NON-GMO INK! . . From S. A Chasim. PHucD. OCD. With a Forward By Dr Jonathan Swift. DM . ONLY £6.66p GBP! CLICK HERE  TO GET YOURS! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html . . . . . THE  POOAS   Method! . . . ( Pulled Out Of Arse Statistics!)  . . Used by a Politician or Lobbyist near you!. . ! . HELP! . I have a crap load of books everywhere! . I do not put them in any order! . I am super untidy, . I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Th

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can.... From Michael Rosen His Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/michael.rosen.5496?hc_ref=ARRbjdi2NifpfIH9mM4-wcwNlEHqQs-YZjGYx-0Q5zzM7dWSeK_YqAvhTAH6AwUQ_as&fref=nf "People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is no t a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, ye

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts! . . Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Ev

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