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! . RULE 1 : . Always try and follow ALL the rules! . . RULE 2 : . "IF" you DO break a rule,  . Then DAM WELL Break E'm Good N' Hard! . (You are going to get just as punished for doing a half measure as you are going full bore nuke!) . #CummingsTheCovidSpreader . ! . .

So why read THIS blog? Well that all depends? What sort of content are you in the current mood for?

. . So why read MY blog? lombot.co.uk ? ? Well that all depends ? What sort of content are you in the current mood for? ? . . WHY READ THIS BLOG? . 388 pages of diverse contents . Spread over 22 themed sections. . All my created content is Public Domain and totally Copywrite free. So, Go Help yourself! . (In order of appearance…) . . STANDING NOTICES! (General site maintenance and policy news) . THE BIG LIST OF RAT GEEK PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT SCIENCE PAGE RANTS! . GO GREEN! SAVE THE HUMAN RACE FROM EXTINCTION! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ART PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT HEALTH PAGE RANTS! . DAD RANT! WILL YOU BLOODY KIDS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP! (Family themed Satire) . THE BIG LIST OF RAT MONEY PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT SEX AND GENDER PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI RACE BIGOTRY AND ANTI FAITH BIGOTRY PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RATS SAVE OUR UK NHS PAGE RANTS! . THE BIG LIST OF RAT DRUGS PAGE RANTS! .

Coronavirus ...the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover!

Why the hell would “whether or not” to "Relax the Lockdown" ever be a "Political Decision" and not a "Scientific" or "Medical" based one? Is their little bit of shitty power in the little corner of their little bit of shitty playground THAT important? Are they unable to see the big picture? OR Are they simply just far too self-absorbed and myopic to care? . The larger universe laughs in disdain at such small-minded thinking! . If ALL of life was a stock market. Then the value of human life and common decency has long since crashed. And the market value for those ‘Commodities’ will NEVER stabilise or EVER recover! . .

Dead Rancid Pork Walking "Might" last up to 10 Days!

! . I do hope Derek M. Chauvin gets at least 10 days of prison! . 10 days is more than enough for his crimes! . “If” The 10 days prison is in with the rest of the prison population Then that would effectively be a life sentence! . Do the math, . An Ex-Cop, . A Racist Trapped with an unjust disproportionate amount of the people he hates. . Add those two factors together! . Derek M. Chauvin  =  Dead Rancid Pork Walking It ain't rocket science! . ! .   . He may get 10 years.  . But that won't matter.  . He would not survive any more than 10 days.  . 10 days is all you need!  . . They may not even need to change the bedsheets! . . NOTE: . To clarify... . I am not evil enough to wish harm to anyone! . BUT . I am also Not stupid enough to bet my own £5 on this corrupt douche bag, somehow, against all odds,  surviving the year! . !

From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

NOTE TO THE WORLD I am doing a 3-day stinker. (A 3-day roleplaying campaign) (V2 Dirge System) (‘Petals of Metal’ Universe) (You won't have heard of these as they are both invented by me.) From between Next Tuesday morning. 26th of May Until Saturday morning 30h May 2020 I will be unable to join you all for any online gaming, Or Social Media commentary during that time.

PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY, Will the "Back to School debate" Be my Marriage DEAL BREAKER!

! . PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY  Will the "Back to School debate"  Be my Marriage  DEAL BREAKER!  . Based on this, . "However, the government has also made it clear that parents and guardians will not be penalised should they decide not to send their children back to school when they are encouraged to do so." . “Whilst there will be no penalty for families who do not send their children to school, families will be strongly encouraged to take up these places – unless the child or a family member is shielding or the child is particularly vulnerable due to an underlying condition,” the Department for Education said." . From here . https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/schools-reopen-when-uk-date-lockdown-children-parents-fine-a9509861.html . I am going to keep my own kids out of school for as long as possible! (Until it becomes legally mandatory again!)  . However, my Wife totally disagrees! . There may well be very heated future shouting involved!

Who could have done a better job than Boris?

. Who could have done a better job than Boris? . EASY With the same resources Access to all the same information And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan. . ME! . I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a A Filing Cabinet! . I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code. . I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good ' that had to be done. . Once the emergency was over I would let myself be judged and executed. . . What "Evil" might you ask? . Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free . Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint (To then give to the NHS.)  . Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings . . AND THEN! BY CHOICE! PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER! . Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice! BUT I would have saved far more lives than Boris has! . .

Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before?

! . Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . . "It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People" Ian Duncan Smith MP ! Common Sense? Really? ? Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere? ? 'It' might as well be saying, ! "IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK" "Both the Candy Store," "Matches, Petrol" "AND" "The Very Sharp Knives," "And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"! . ? ! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man

! . Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man . On behalf of the rest of the world . I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election? ? We are all very curious about what it will be this time around. . ? . .

For the REAL reason for WW1: Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989:

! . For the REAL reason for WW1 See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989: . Private Baldrick : "No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?" . Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?" . Lieutenant George : "The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building." . Captain Blackadder : "George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front." . Lieutenant George : "Oh, no, sir, absolutely not." . [aside,

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