!
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!
!
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And the second most crap pretentious joke of the year (2020) goes to...
.
<Drumroll Please>
.
Again!
.
Ross - the total douche - Lombardi
.
For his nonsensical mash of, references from
.
Lewis Carroll's 1871 book Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There,
.
A Peasants Revolt misquote from Richard the 2nd of England,
.
AND!
.
A direly bad attempt at a street cred slang clumsily squished with the more historic version of the word "Villian"
.
That, Again, wasn't even all that funny!
.
!
.
“Anyone who tries to defend honouring slave traders or owners should be ripped from their homes and taken in unsanitary and crowded conditions over an ocean.”
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“Then they should be put to work for people whose language they don't know. They must work all day and never dare look as though they want to complain.”
.
“They should not be allowed to marry and if they have any children, those children can be taken away and sold.”
.
“Let them know what misery that short word 'slave' means.”
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.
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OK,
.
You are, obviously, a very tough negotiator!
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But suppose those "Villains" defending the honouring of the slave traders agree to ALL those conditions,
.
.
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The deal-breaker would then be…
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.
.
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What day of the week will these "Slave Villains" get their Jam?
.
.
.
.
.
Will there be Jam tomorrow?
.
.
.
.
.
Of course!
Silly me!
There will always be Jam tomorrow!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Obviously,
Always and forever Jam tomorrow!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just never Jam today!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
For by the ancient royal decree of Richard the 2nd of England
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“Villains they are,”
“And villains they shall stay”
.
A Justifiable Quote from the net.
.“Anyone who tries to defend honouring slave traders or owners should be ripped from their homes and taken in unsanitary and crowded conditions over an ocean.”
.
“Then they should be put to work for people whose language they don't know. They must work all day and never dare look as though they want to complain.”
.
“They should not be allowed to marry and if they have any children, those children can be taken away and sold.”
.
“Let them know what misery that short word 'slave' means.”
.
.
My Drunken Silly Arse Response:
..
OK,
.
You are, obviously, a very tough negotiator!
.
.
But suppose those "Villains" defending the honouring of the slave traders agree to ALL those conditions,
.
.
.
The deal-breaker would then be…
.
.
.
.
What day of the week will these "Slave Villains" get their Jam?
.
.
.
.
.
Will there be Jam tomorrow?
.
.
.
.
.
Of course!
Silly me!
There will always be Jam tomorrow!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Obviously,
Always and forever Jam tomorrow!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just never Jam today!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
For by the ancient royal decree of Richard the 2nd of England
.
“Villains they are,”
“And villains they shall stay”
.
Back when being a Villain was seen as ‘a good thing’,
.
.
.
Unlike now…. Errr? (Ish)
.
.
!
(Tis was not me)
(Blame Mr Beer!)
.!
.
!
!
.
And the second most crap pretentious joke of the year (2020) goes to...
.
<Drumroll Please>
.
Again!
.
Ross - the total douche - Lombardi
.
For his nonsensical mash of, references from
.
Lewis Carroll's 1871 book Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There,
.
A Peasants Revolt misquote from Richard the 2nd of England,
.
AND!
.
A direly bad attempt at a street cred slang clumsily squished with the more historic version of the word "Villian"
.
That, Again, wasn't even all that funny!
.
!
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