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Dear WATCHDOGS 2!! ! OK I LIKE TO THINK I AM LIBERAL! BUT I WAS (mock) SHOCKED AND (mock) APPALLED To SEE THIS SORT OF SHOP IN YOUR VERSION OF LONDON! YES, IT MAY BE AN ADULT GAME FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE! BUT SURELY THERE MUST STILL ME LIMITS? LIMITS FOR THE SAKE OF COMMON DECENCY? !? . . . . . . . . . . . . ! PS , This is just a joke and me being VERY silly! ! It is a "CANAL SHOP" taken at a skewed angle to hide the letter "C"! ! Yes, I DID find doing this "Piss arse funny"! ! Yes, I AM that immature! !

What the F was I thinking! Really?

. What the F was I thinking! Really? . Really? THAT was my master plan? . Trying to win bits of competition cash from VOCAL? What the hell am I? A delusional 12-year-old? . I am Not, in any way meaning to be throwing ‘shade’ (as the kids are now calling it) at VOCAL. VOCAL is a good site. The only so-called “Shade” I am casting, is at my own dam self! How stupid am I? The same applies to any other competitions put out there, by ANY other site. . Having “Winning Contest” as part of your overall business earning plan is sheer madness! Not cool “SPARTA” type madness. Instead, the much sadder, sticking your head in a blender full of acid and calling yourself Napoleon style madness! . For some reason, as part of my effort to be a successful freelance writer, I felt that paying a membership fee and entering contests was somehow a good idea. Winning at least a few hundred a month on average was the basis of my solo earning strategy. (Deep embarrassed facepalm!) . DO NOT GET ME WRONG! Supporti

NEVER BACK DOWN!

! NEVER BACK DOWN! IGNORE "LEGALITY" AND "SENSE" THIS IS NOT A MAN / WOMAN THING! ! THIS IS A - - "NOT FOREVER STARING AT THE CEILING EACH NIGHT AND FEELING LIKE A COWARD" - - THING! ! NOW! ! PICK UP THAT OBJECT NEAR YOU! AND USE IT! ON THAT FUCKER! ! WHATEVER YOUR GENDER! SPILL THAT BLOOD! DEATH AND PRISON BEFORE DISHONOUR! !

My policy of finding successful writers and artist and viciously undercutting their prices continues!

. My policy of finding successful writers and artist and viciously undercutting their prices continues! If I can not be as successful as them, Then I will spitefully steal their potential clients! Just be nasty, unpleasant and get jealous fueled revenge on a world I both loath and hate. . Art - ALL Original one-offs NOT prints! A4 ONLY £3 A3 ONLY £5 A2 ONLY £10 INCLUDING P&P . Writing for ONLY 5p a word (minimum £5) . EMail: RatLombot@GMail.Com For work offers (Before this comment is removed by Fartbook for being an ADD parisite!) (Yes, I know what I am doing is "wrong"... And I don't care!) . . If you were wanting a man with a soul? Go look in a church! . If you are looking for a man with an empty wallet? Then I am right here! .

Superheroine outfit boob windows?

. Superheroine outfit boob windows? It May seem a weird thing BUT! It does give somewhere to keep stuff! (In some cases, maybe a pint of beer!) Sure an outfit with a few decent pockets would be a much, Much. MUCH better idea.... But let us not try and push our silly culture too far, too quickly, Or it might get whiplash and sue our entire stupid species! .

Me intro may 4th 2021 For Crap's Sake!

! For Crap's Sake! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A STREAMER! . I have this awful nasal voice I am kinda an uggo! I have all the charm of a leaking hessian sack of wet manure on a hot day! AND It would be a whole new UI skillset I'd have to learn But it seems like resorting to THAT is the only way forward to getting my art and writing out there and off the ground. The whole awful idea fills me with dread! SHIT!

RE: The soppy "We are all family" message sent out by Marvel and Marvel Studios.

! RE: The soppy "We are all family" message sent out by Marvel and Marvel Studios. ! ! YOU may all be part of one big family I however am NOT ! I love the MCU as a mere fantasy But I ain't joining your "Family" ! I am now a "Nihilistic Misanthrope" This means IRL - I want the end to all life! ! Eventually, Everything Ends! Our Time Is NOW! ! https://vocal.media/futurism/extinction-collusion !

RE: Prince Philip R.I.P

. RE: Prince Philip . I may be a dyed in the blood-red socialist, anti-monarchist who also hates all censorship! . BUT . Can we all please wait at least 24 hours after the funeral before releasing all the jokes? . He was still someone's dad . He was still someone's husband . . He was NOT just a “mere thing” . . He was still a fellow human! . . I am not talking about any form of real censorship, just a bit of waiting. . THEN be a ruthless as you like. - And trust me, I have some vomit worthy doozies loaded up! . The dead can't or don't care,   However,  The grieving living might do! . .

New Roleplaying System

! Imagine RP where A player High Fantasy God Vs A Player commanded Planet Destroying sci-fi Battle Cruiser Could happen! ! https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/new-roleplaying-system ! !

Lee Hurst Twatter Banned? For a Greta joke? Weird?

? Lee Hurst Twatter Banned? For a Greta joke? Weird? It seems a little off-brand for him? It is not as if he is known as a particularly dark, subversive or challenging comedian. If had been Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle I would have shrugged and just thought "They were bound to go too far eventually", But Lee Hurst? What the fuck could Mr mild Lee Hurst have possibly said that was so offensive? It makes me curious! ? Ok, I had a look, apparently, the joke was "As soon as Greta discovers c***, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in." . 1) I have no idea if the "***" meant "Cock" or "Cunt" . 2) Since when were condoms made of plastic? Rather than some kind of rubber? . 3) She IS an underage child still, Could he not have sat on this joke for another year? . 4) Was he Silly and Stupid? "yes" Did I find it funny? "no" . . But I still stand against ALL censorship & FOR ALL free speech! In a

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