A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN! (Obviously this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)

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A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN!

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(Obviously, this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)

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“But I have seen it on done on porn films, why can I not try that for real, in my actual life.”

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The very same reason members of the law enforcement and military communities do not actually ever hold a pistol sideways “Gangsta Style” or do John Woo style rolls in any actual real-life firefights if they want to live!

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I find Porn culturally interesting on an intellectual level.

I did my university dissertation on porn.

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I also like porn because I enjoy getting turned on and Wanking!

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(I Bet you thought I was going to 'bale out' and try and act all 'above porn' and Intellectually Douchie for a second there! Didn't you!?! :) ) 

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I also love to watch Sci-fi and fantasy films,

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I am a GEEK!

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That, however, does not mean I am going to wrap a tea towel and a cloak and try jumping off a tall building to try and fly.

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That, however, does not mean I am going to try and confront the drug dealers on my street with a large twig shouting, "Expelliarmus!”

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I have thoroughly enjoyed (Got off on) a vast mixture of scenarios and situations in my porn, some of them quite perverted and sick.

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All of them played out by well-known sex performers!

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I also Play GTA5, shooting people in the head and setting fire to them!

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BUT if someone were outside either shooting people in the head, setting fire to people or doing illegal perverted sick acts in real life, I would be straight onto the phone to call the police!

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I happily blow away zombies all day on the computer but a real-life rotting corpse would be highly likely to make me vomit violently just from the stench alone!

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Part of being a “Proper Grown Up” is knowing the difference between reality but still being able to enjoy fantasy.

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So have no shame!

Watch your porn!

Have a Wank and enjoy yourself.

You need to get your horny-ness out of the way so you can get a decent night’s sleep for that 6 am sales meeting tomorrow!

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Just don’t believe in any of it!

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In certainly do not be immature enough to ever want that shit to happen in real life.

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I “Dabbled” in the sex industry for a brief 6 months, when I was a student because it seemed to the ‘stupid young man’ I was, that I was fulfilling a male sexual fantasy and the money was really, really, good!

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I DO NOT recommend it!

The money is Not that good!

The money is Not good enough!

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Fantasy scenarios like a Zombie Apocalypse, Being burned alive by a Dragon and Fucked Up Porn is only fun on the TV screen!

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Enjoy it!

Then leave it there!

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A BRUTALLY HONEST COMMENT ABOUT PORN!
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(Obviously, this contains adult references, look at the title! Why would you even need this disclaimer?)

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https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/a-brutally-honest-comment-about-porn.html .
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