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Trumping In A Lift Full Of People!


TRUMP STOOF!
Nuff Said! 
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Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man
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On behalf of the rest of the world
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I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election?
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We are all very curious about what it will be this time around.
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TRUMP Supporters exist! 
It is just so Dam! 
'In-Führer-Rating'! 
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“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone,
Could I beat him in a fight for 20£??
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Just a few Follow up hypothetical questions.
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1)
Can the Challenger choose to fight him 6 ish hours after his exercise “Leg Day”?
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2)
Does have to know you are coming?
Or can you blindside him as he stumbles drunk out of a pub?
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3)
“If“, you are allowed to blindside him, are you also allowed to spike his pint first?
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Are you allowed to use personal l information about any family tragedies he might have, to make him lose his temper, so he swings wildly and loses focus?
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Can I also have a bunch of 5 or 6, 11-year-old D&D players? 

As my back up crew?
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Can you use a weapon?
I am thinking maybe a Mortar, an RPG or maybe a geocentric orbital Mass Driver!
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As he is in his 70's
Can I wait until he is struggling to breathe because of contracting coronavirus first?
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Can I have full body armour?
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9)
Can my full body armour be spiked, with the spikes electrified with 20 k volts and tipped with fast-acting nerve toxin??
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10)
Is he a very deep sleeper?
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Hay!
Cool!
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'If' I am allowed all of that!
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If I am allowed all of that at once, at the same time!
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Then that increases my odds up to about 5%! (20 to 1).
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For 20 quid I'd "Have a go"! 

(if someone else pays ALL expenses!) 
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It may seem cowardly of me,
BUT,
After all,
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As the target is a total stranger,
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He is no longer a “REAL” fellow human being,
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He is merely a “Problem to solve” for 20£!
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I know we are effectively talking about beating an old man for £20!
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But people have done far worse than That morally,
for far Less remuneration!
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IE:
Anyone that works with children in Trumps ICE squad!
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And they all seem to sleep ok each night!
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This is a response meme 
to the Newspaper feature in the 
'The Independent'
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SOME COMMON MISPORNOUCIAITONS OF FRENCH NUMBERS!
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Ewww?
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No,
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It's "Deux"!
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Not "ewww!"
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The number 2 is pronounced as "Deux" and not as "ewww!"
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And while we are on the subject
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The number 3 is pronounced as "Trois" and not as "Twat"
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And
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The number 6 is pronounced as "Six" and not as "Sex"
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And
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The number 5 is pronounced as "Cinq" and not as "Donald Trump"
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*Scenario



I Created this shortly after horrendous storms hit the USA, Only days after Tump Left the Paris Agreement and Reversed a load of National Envoromantsl Policies!
I DID NOT EVEN DO THIS BECAUSE I DISLIKE TRUMP.
I Just Like the Childish Pun So Much, That I would have created it No matter who was in power! 





Made This The Very Day That TRUMP Claimed,

"That My Mental Stability Is My Greatest Asset!"

Because the very fact He felt He had to even say that, Is kinda worrying! 







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Original file...

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I WAS WRONG!
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A Public Retraction of my previous stance that all people are equal no matter the colour their skin is.
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I used to believe that all people were fellow human beings no matter what the colour of their skins.
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Although I still feel it holds true for the vast majority of races I have to make an exception to one type of skin colour.
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Ever time is hear one of these people speak they are always spewing gibberish and crap!
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They go around feeling self-entitled and pre-possessed as if they are something special!
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Their constant whiny immaturity is more than I can any longer tolerate.
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And they are far too over-represented in mainstream media considering what a small coloured minority they are!
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They think they can go anywhere they want and that they can say anything they want!
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They are strange looking and can not be trusted!
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So in respect to this human skin colour (and only this minority), I have become (despite myself) extremely racist!
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I just can not help myself!
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I can not help but hate them, their culture and entire worldview!
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Luckily there are not many of these human “Things” left in the world.
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I have only ever seen one of “them” but it was an unpleasant enough experience to make me this way!
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I DO NOT WANT ONE OF THEM IN MY COUNTRY!
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So it is Official.
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I am now a proud racist!
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I Now Hate,
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ALL BRIGHT ORANGE PEOPLE!
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If the Mr Naughty Trumpy Man wants a wall to his name so very badly
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Let us build a wall around the UK to keep Mr Naughty Trumpy Man out!
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Then make him pay for it!
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After years of being a wishy-washy liberal

TRUMP Has successfully managed to convince me to become a proud fellow racist!
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I now have an irrational hate for all Bright Orange people!
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When it comes to anti-miss naughty trumpy man sentiments,
"IF" you do not like want some may say,
THEN you are REALLY NOT going to like my social media pages!
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Imagine whatever others may say and multiply it a thousand!
THEN add squirty cream and a fresh cherry on top!
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I would never assassinate the so-called man.
On the contrary, I want "It" to have a VERY long life!
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But I would love to paralyse "It" from the neck down,
Surgically take out his, eardrums, eyes and tongue
And then keep him alive trapped in his own body as long as 
scientifically possible.
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But apart from 'THOSE' sentiments...
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I am actually, pretty much, kinda impartial...
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A "loser" is the whole of the current USA Economy
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While...
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A "Sucker" is someone that a president might pay for,
Back in his hotel room!
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And
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A "Pussy" is what some presidents consider
A designated target...
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And
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An "Arshole" is where some presidents stick their toothbrush to brush their teeth!
Before having a shit and wiping their fat arse on the constitution, because they ran out of Bible pages!!
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When I think about it,
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I heavily suspect, that in almost every way,
Physically,
Intellectually,
Morally,
And even in simple courage,
I am superior to Donald Trump.
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They only thing he has that "Trumps" me,
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Is the size of his bank account!
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This may at first seem super delusionally arrogant,
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Until you realise that the same could be applied almost anyone!
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Including my Cat!
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Trump's existence makes me want to 'give up' on the whole of mankind!

And instead, just slide into becoming some sad loser of a serial killer

Because
If  'IT' can gain power in the once Good USA

Then how can ANY of Human Race, in general, have any value?

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A collection of
Anti Trump Memes
HERE! 

Trumping In A Lift Full Of People!
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https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/trumping.html
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