! . Say it isn’t so! . . G HERBO SAYS MARVEL AND THE AVENGER’S ARE FOR NERDS!  . . Oh NO! . Oh, the Horror! . Oh, the Humanity! . . Some “Z” rated celebrity that I have never heard of hates Nerds! . I am both totally distraught and devastated! . I am simply wracked with inconsolable grief! . How can this be! . How can my life go on! . I am shaken to the very core of my soul! . This changes everything! . THERE CAN BE NO GOD!  . Oh! If only I could somehow make this totally previously unknown stranger lover us somehow! . . But Wait! . What is this! . . Despite such tragedy, my Coffee, (For some unknown reason that defies both nature and logic,) Still, taste the same! . Not only that! . But for some weird unexplained reason, my music on Spotify sounds just as good as well! . AND even though it should! . There is no mention on tonight's news of the Moon falling out of orbit like it should be doing! . . But how could all this possibly be! . Surely the disproval of such a sig

! . My #Sims4 Creation. . Naughty Mr Trumpy Man is everything you would expect from a totally "made up" fictitious character! (And less!) . ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . ! . My #Sims4 Creation. . Naughty Mr Trumpy Man is everything you would expect from a totally "made up" fictitious character! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/2019/04/my-sims4-creation-naughty-mr-trumpy-man.html . ! .

! . WARNING! . Brexit will cause a "Power Vacuum"! . "Change UK" might fill this "Power Vacuum"! . In case you do not realise what happens in the event of a "Power Vacuum"! . Let me tell you a tale about an Evil Photographer! . ! . . .

! . GEEK ATTACK! . BLOODLINES 2 . See, Hear and Read NO EVIL!  . I will not be watching any, Streamed content, Screen Shots, Or Reading any articles about, . BLOODLINES 2! . . WHY? . . Because I brought the full package version within 24 hours or preorder being available! . When I play it for the first time I want to be as unprepared as possible for what might happen! . . This is seriously the biggest gaming event in my little life since I Purchase World Of Warcraft for launch, well over 10 years ago! . . I am going to try my very best not to let anything spoil it for me! . !

! . Solved!  Surviving the long “END GAME” movie,  Without needing a bathroom break!  .  "HEY!" " "DUMBASS!" . It is not calculus! . It is not even basic math! . It is just a mere ounce of common sense! . . Humans can last up to 3 weeks in ideal conditions with no food! . Humans can last in ideal conditions for up to 3 days without water! . People regularly have 24 hours fast for, Religious reasons, Before medical procedures, A really good computer game! A really good book! And to raise money for a charity, . No one is saying you have to fast for 24 hours! That would be stupidly extreme! . But I am saying you should be able to go 6 hours without suffering! To be honest, Only 3 hours of fasting, if you are fairly physically fit adult, should be more than enough! . If you do not regularly go longer than 4 hours without needing the toilet, Then maybe you need to look at some of your Health lifestyle choices! . !

! . Morals? .  Who, Me?  . You Must Be Kidding? . . With content from my blog like this! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/ . . Why I always find myself feeling a little uncomfortable around Racial Minorities! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/why-i-always-find-myself-feeling-little.html . . STOP PRESS!! MAJOR High Finance Tip! EXTRA HOT! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_6.html . . “Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN! . https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/we-are-passingers-on-space-vhicle.html . . With titles like these! , What makes you think I am burdened with any of THAT sort of crap?! . ! . .

! . Can I Swap my Degree to be free of debt? . From the BBC, “An honorary degree awarded by the University of Aberdeen to the Sultan of Brunei has been revoked” . If Degree can be revoked, . Can I trade mine in, or cancel mine in return for my entire student loan being cancelled without any harm to my credit score? . My BA Degree is a total waste of money and is not "suitable for purpose"! . I would much rather be free of pointless debt than have this totally useless Degree! . . !

! . Dear , Rosicrucians . If t he Rosicrucians w ant me as a member, . FUCK OFF! . Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies, . And you have no fucking chance so do not even bother to waste my time! . NOTE! Your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required! . You are not even slightly close! . Yours Ross Lombardi. . . . . ! SHMOO! . !

! . Dear, Illuminati . If the Illuminati want me as a member, . I would welcome the submission of their application, . After which they have no need to keep contacting me. . I will let you know, . If the Illuminate’s representatives are fortunate enough to get past the application stage and be granted the honour of an interview then they will be contacted within 3 months of the application receipt. . Please be aware that Ross Lombardi is constantly inundated with constant approaches by various several societies, So your patience while your application is reviewed would be much appreciated! . If your secret society is offered any position, They will only be accepted for an initial 3-month trial period to assess their performance! . NOTE! You are not entitled to any explanation to how or why the association with Mr Ross Lombardi might have been terminated in the likely event your group does not “Make the cut” and achieve the high standard of performance required! . Yours Ross Lomb

! . Ok, Mr Downey . You reckon that the End Game Battle cannot be predicted! . I'll have a go, . There will be No final battle with Thanos. . Thanos will already be dead! . Because when he killed half the universe he included EVERYONE in that 50/50 lottery! . Including himself! . Thanos Lost that bet 50/50 bet and turned into a pile of ashes just as he watched the sun come up! . The final battle will be against someone else! . ! . UPDATE! . Except for the fact,  That less than two hours after creating and posting this, the latest Trailer came out!  In which Thanos had used the stones a second time!  . So I guess I am more than just a "little bit" , totally wrong on this one! . !

! . MCU END GAME Is 3 hours enough? . ! . . . I think about 4 hours 30 min would be about my limit,  . (Yes, I am a human with an honest realistic limit, not just blowing geek smoke!) .

! . Thoughts on my upcoming PIP interview. Version 1, April 5th 2019 . . INTRODUCTION!  . I am getting a PIP (Personal Independence Payment) Interview this Tuesday the 9th. . This seems a little odd considering that I only put my application on the 25th of March, . Most people are talking about how it can take up to 8 weeks for such an interview and a further 6 for a decision. . Due to the large number of applications the government target for an application clearance has been set back to 17 weeks. . But I get my interview given within only 15 days of my application landing on their doormat. . Weird! Right? . This leads to two possible conclusions. . A) . That a governmental department has become well organised and efficient. . Or . B) . That I am part of a batch that is being fast-tracked for rejection to help clear the workload quickly so a badly run system can manage to make their new extended target. . Totally ignoring the fact that each application represents a human beings

! When you ask, “Who is the most important Marvel Character?” ! . . ! . When you ask, “Who is the most important Marvel Character?” . Please Clarify the question, . Do you mean, "Who is the most important Marvel Character in their own universe?" . OR . Do you mean, "Who is the most important Marvel Character to ‘our’ real universe in terms of social and pop culture impact?"  . . (Hearing this kinda crap is one of the two ways you can spot a Media Studies Degree student,) . . (The other is when they say) ( "Do you want fries with that?" ) . !

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! . GEEK ATTACK!  MCU!  STARK TRUTHS! . No one has worked out that Howard Stark may have used various experimental methods to have greatly increase Toney's natural intelligence to superhuman levels. . Tony is unknowingly one of the first Enhanced-Humans! . Even Tony himself has not worked that out yet! . To me, it seemed a bit super obvious since I saw both the Captain America and Iron Man 2 films!  . It was only a very recent conversation with a fellow fan and friend that made me realise that no one else might have realised this! . As I can foresee some fans losing their shit over this theory, I grade each bit of evidence on a quality scale! . . C = Circumstantial only 0.5 point, . P = Plausible worth 1 point  .  D= Definitely suspicious 2 points  .  A = Absolutely certain 3 points.  . . I reckon a decent case will need at least 6 points in total, although I am going to aim for 10. . . Evidence 1) . Howard Stark was one of the major c

! . “Socialisation” . . A private musing on personal philosophy, . I have been plagued by “Mental Health issues” for the majority of my life. . In the name of improving my personal “Mental Health,” I have made an extra big effort to be more social and connect with people. . This was a mistake. . This was a mistake for the following reasons. . 1) . Each “Effort” cost was given a budget of 30£ time. . This was used on going out to local pubs and bars and attempting to be nice and friendly and reminding myself that people are worth my effort, and for our mutual gain. . That is 120£ in a 4 week month! . That is a hell of a lot of money for someone relying on government financial social benefits to survive! . Consider all the books, PC games, DVD’s that you can get for that! . 2) . It had become clear that such “Socialisation” Makes me deeply uncomfortable. . It has become equally clear that I also make many of the people I meat equally “Deeply uncomfortable”. . One bar owner privately

! . COMING SOON! . (Probably) . ! . . . . Just to clarify, . (Because my wife thought the joke might be a bit too harsh!) . No disrespect to Ms Johnasson is meant, . Only a light poke in fun. . I am not a professional film critic, Or A Hollywood insider! . No gives two craps (or should) about what some random fat man from the industrial north of England thinks on this subject! . But if you wanted an opinion, of what I actually really think outside of this joke, then it is the following. . My totally uninformed opinion is, . That she is far more talented then people realise. . I think she is pulling, what I call, a ... "DiCaprio" . I think that much the same way people might not have realised how talented Leonardo DiCaprio was during his "Pretty Boy" phase unless they had seen him in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," . I suspect (but obviously do not actually know) that we have not yet seen what she can actually do! . I suspect that as the normal

. . RE: Fallout 4 random crashing! Don't give me trite links to the support site! Don't give me crap about verifying files! Don’t just placate me with you half arse constant excuses and standardised responses! I am not a mere exception I am a common frustration! Bethesda! Get Your Heads Out Of Your Arse and sort this SHIT OUT! NOW! You are screwing your own reputation over! I am spamming this as an open letter and making dam sure that they get the message!  Please excuse my present rage!  I am pretty sure as a fellow Fallout fan you can understand where I might be coming from!  I feel like a parent that is frustrated with a stupid child,  Yes, I may love them, but I also want to smack them upside the dam head! . UPDATE! . I am not totally stupid! . I know a fair amount of tech stuff! (I now know a lot more now than I did 48 hours ago!) . There were multiple reinstalls of both the game and various drivers, file Verifications, compatibility checks an

! . . FOR MORE STUPID MCU MEMES GO TO! . MCU https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/blog-page_55.html . ! . Everyone keeps guessing and making different theories about the so-called, all-powerful . MAD TITAN THANOS! . And how Hard He is supposed to be! . “RUN AWAY!” . “THANOS IS COMING!” . BUT! . ANYONE CAN SINGLE HANDLEY BEAT OFF THANOS! . ANYONE! . They only have to be prepared to do, “Whatever it takes!” “Whatever is necessary” . Without any heed to their own pride, or personal ego! . LET HIM COME! . ALL THEY REQUIRE IS MERELY THE WILL TO DO IT! . ! . (And a large enough hand to fit around his huge purple penis!) . Joke immaturity rating 8/10  . ! . NOTE . Before any of you happen to decide to judge me too harshly! . REMEMBER THAT! . THOR RAGNAROK had a,  "Your Hammer pulled you off?...." ,  Joke in it!!! . . In AGE OF ULTRON Toney Stark asks of Black Widow and Dr Banner, As a throwaway line, . "What kept you? Are you two finished playing hide

! . RE: Youth Strike 4 Climate . . Riddle me this! . . Question? . When is a protest of civil disobedience? . NOT a protest of civil disobedience? . . Answer! . When you get official legal permission to do it first! . . . It is not a protest of civil disobedience, . If you get official legal permission to do it first! . ! . . ! . Facebook resources seem to have been frozen, . . !  . IMPORTANT! . Just to stop any rampant paranoia. . IT IS ONLY A TOTAL COINCIDENCE THAT FACEBOOK ANS INSTAGRAM ARE DOWN, A FEW DAYS BEFORE A MAJOR WORLDWIDE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTEST! . Youth Strike 4 Climate . IT IS NOT SABOTAGE! . These weird unlikely coincidences happen all the time, . It does NOT mean something sinister is a work to protect corporate polluters profits! . Understand! . !