By Dr Jonathan Swift (DM)
In The Name of Fairness (not really)
I have allowed an advocate for 'Traditional' Non-Conventional' Medicine to have Their say.
Personally, I am Pro Science, But also feel I should try and be fair! (not really)
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DEAR SO-CALLED
“DEFENDERS OF SCIENCE!”
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Are you seriously suggesting that all that time and effort I put into waving goats skulls over a black candle has been a Waste!
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How else would you explain my perfect God-like body?
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<Darth Vader voice> "I find your lack of faith in Pseudo-Science Disturbing!"
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YOU ARE JUST BEING SOOO IGNORANT!
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You MUST realise that despite your "Opinions" my version of "Science" is an important and valid personal, closely-held, belief! And must be respected as such!
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(Well, until that is the next fad, then THAT will become my personal closely held belief, BUT until then these are! )
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Remember as a fellow Science Sceptic Professor Dick’n And, once said
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"All you people (meaning scientist) can come up with are fact's, Facts mean nothing, You can prove anything with enough facts!"
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<God bless his immortal soul, the poor man died after getting hit by a car, after one of his book signings!>
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(Only $100 Dollars a Signature! Bargain! Worth Every Cent! )
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He was unlucky enough for the thyme and sage incense used to expel the "Naughty boo boo spirits" not to work on that occasion.>
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But IF he was still alive today, he would back me up!
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(Much the same way as the car that happened to have hit him, was by totally cosmic serendipity coincidence happen being driven by his cheated on ex-wife! As She Totally by Accident backed over his limp bleeding body a few times.)
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But as she rightly justified,
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<Darth Vader voice> "I find your lack of faith in Pseudo-Science Disturbing!"
.
YOU ARE JUST BEING SOOO IGNORANT!
.
You MUST realise that despite your "Opinions" my version of "Science" is an important and valid personal, closely-held, belief! And must be respected as such!
.
(Well, until that is the next fad, then THAT will become my personal closely held belief, BUT until then these are! )
.
Remember as a fellow Science Sceptic Professor Dick’n And, once said
.
"All you people (meaning scientist) can come up with are fact's, Facts mean nothing, You can prove anything with enough facts!"
.
<God bless his immortal soul, the poor man died after getting hit by a car, after one of his book signings!>
.
(Only $100 Dollars a Signature! Bargain! Worth Every Cent! )
.
He was unlucky enough for the thyme and sage incense used to expel the "Naughty boo boo spirits" not to work on that occasion.>
.
But IF he was still alive today, he would back me up!
.
(Much the same way as the car that happened to have hit him, was by totally cosmic serendipity coincidence happen being driven by his cheated on ex-wife! As She Totally by Accident backed over his limp bleeding body a few times.)
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But as she rightly justified,
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“I could not accidentally just hit him once!"
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"1 is a very unlucky number,"
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"While 5 is well known to be cosmically significant!”
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"1 is a very unlucky number,"
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"While 5 is well known to be cosmically significant!”
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