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Horrible Moments of Male Clarity (VID LINK)

Horrible moments of male clarity. By Ross e f Lombardi. . Unfortunately for me, Despite being a 52-year-old male, I have a high sex drive, And being single, this leads to porn. . And while porn serves a purpose, It relieves built-up tension, Very much like the relief you get after blowing your nose, Or letting out a fart that was making you uncomfortable. Gross and messy but also necessary for basic self-management and self-maintenance. I hate that moment of after cum clarity. . That moment when I, then, remember. That despite the dating apps, Despite the effort of getting thinner. That despite going out and trying to be in this world, . That coldly, realistically, statistically, Not just because I'm financially barren, Not just because of how weird I look physically, But because also of how disfigured I am on the inside, How broken,  How scared and damaged in mind and soul, How ugly I am as a person, full of rage, humiliation and failure,  . That This! This! Is all I will eve...

Horrible moments of male clarity. By Ross e f Lombardi.

. Horrible moments of male clarity. By Ross e f Lombardi. . Unfortunately for me, Despite being a 52-year-old male, I have a high sex drive, And being single, this leads to porn. . And while porn serves a purpose, It relieves built-up tension, Very much like the relief you get after blowing your nose, Or letting out a fart that was making you uncomfortable. Gross and messy but also necessary for basic self-management and self-maintenance. I hate that moment of after cum clarity. . That moment when I, then, remember. That despite the dating apps, Despite the effort of getting thinner. That despite going out and trying to be in this world, . That coldly, realistically, statistically, Not just because I'm financially barren, Not just because of how weird I look physically, But because also of how disfigured I am on the inside, How broken, How scared and damaged in mind and soul, How ugly I am as a person, full of rage, humiliation and failure, . That This! This! Is all I will ever hav...

Nothing is better than you - parody of nothing compares 2 U

What others call "self-loathing" I call instead "moral self-discipline".

What others call "self-loathing" I call instead "moral self-discipline".   It stops the excuses, the delusions, the self-licensing, and guards against narsasim. I'd take what you call "self-loathing" a hundred times over the slightest risk of ever accidentally becoming like either my wife beating dad or like certain other men we all know about. (My genetic dad: Not My namesake Mr Lombardi who is technically my stepdad and who is a good man.) Letting go of that protection seems as stupid, to me, as not wearing a seatbelt on a motorway. Yes, a crash might be unlikely,  But I would not risk it anyway! I'd rather feed myself slowly into a slow-moving rusty wood chipper than become my evil genetic father! So, I am not risking it. I'd rather be unhappy than become a danger to others.

THE MASKED.- My own bullshit exposed!

THE MASKED.- My own bullshit exposed! I often say how much I hate macho toxic culture. Then stupidly do or say something toxicly bullshit macho - sometimes in the same bloody sentence. But I AM trying to be better than that. This is hard to write but if I really want a 'safer for women' and less 'toxic male' world. Then I have to bury my pride, lose the ego and make it start with me. So as part of my commitment to. "Ruthlessly and brutally kicking the crap out of myself in public when I fall below my own standards" Let's compare the macho masquerade to the 'beatle on its back' reality. Part 1: The bullshit disguise: I refuse to talk to or be in the same room as my ex Ever again. Even if that means missing the weddings of my children and the christenings of my grandchildren. She will never be forgiven. I will make my final words on my deathbed cursing her name. And if I die before she does - keep her the hell away from my funeral!! Part 2: The har...

The tiniest win. By Ross E F Lombardi.

. The tiniest win.   By Ross E F Lombardi. . ...And the nasty unpleasant inner voice behind my own eyes whispers in a spiteful tone, "...what have you done today...?" "Did you help anyone?" "Did you make anyone smile?" "Did you change the world?" "Did you waste yet another day of your stupid worthless existence?" "WHAT HAVE YOU ACHIEVED TODAY ROSS?" . All I can do is shrug and reply, "Socks!" "I achieved socks," . .

DEBTS

. DEBTS By Ross Lombardi AKA Rat Lombot . I am in deep, deep debt. Every night the debt collectors call me They scream and shout “You owe Us” “Only a loser does not pay their debts!” . I did not defend my mother I did not get upset when she was attacked I only cried when one of my own toys was broken I was less than 2 years old . Every night the debt collectors call me They scream and shout “You owe Us Your love” “Only a heartless monster does not pay their debts!” . I did not stand by my friend Stephen I decided to hate him when he realized, he was gay. I was a grotesque homophobe for no reason I was 11 years old. . Every night the debt collectors call me They scream and shout “You owe Us Your empathy” “Only a rat bastard traitor does not pay their debts!” . I was out on the town, full of piss and wind, in a strange city I drank with a random cool bloke called Ricky But I just stood there and let a racist prick beat him bloody. I was 19 years old. . Every night the debt collectors cal...

I WAS ONCE ATTACKED (VId Link Version)

. I WAS ONCE ATTACKED! A poem By Ross E F Lombardi . I WAS ONCE ATTACKED! A poem By Ross E F Lombardi . I was attacked with a metal weapon, By a DJ. But I do not condemn all DJs. . I was hit around the head with a metal weapon, By a bald person. But I do not condemn all bald people. . My blood splattered across the floor, Of a pub. But I do not condemn all pubs. . My attacker wore shoes. But I do not think all people who wear shoes are violent. . My attacker was also black, But that will not turn me into a racist. . The crimes of one does not, - will not, - can never, - Define everyone else in some, pulled out of your arse, category. Just because your little, easily led, mind wants it to, - - Longs and aches for it too. . An asylum seeker killed children. BUT… The crime of one asylum seeker - will not, - can never, - Define the souls of all asylum seekers. Just because your little, easily led, mind wants it to, - - Longs and aches for it too. . The unforgivable evil crimes of one white...

I’ve noticed that Men are natural-born fertilizers…

  I’ve noticed that Men are natural-born fertilizers…   From spreading total bullshit assumptions To Spouting and spraying their total crap ideas everywhere.

I hate the idea of dying alone... ...BUT...

. I hate the idea of dying alone Of never being loved again, It fills me with a deep dread. . BUT I tell you this . I would rather die alone than break up a couple, . I would rather die alone than take advantage of a couple's argument, . I would rather die alone than take advantage of someone's broken heart after a break-up. . I would rather die alone and never have sex again than be the reason someone cheats on their partner. . I hate the idea of dying alone Of never being loved again, It fills me with a deep dread. But I can take it! - If I have to! - As nothing has more value to me than my integrity! . For my own sense of honour, I would burn the world alive! .

CAN I SPOT ALL 30 DIFFERENCES!? Let's find out...

. CAN I SPOT ALL 30 DIFFERENCES!?  Let's find out... . . CAN I SPOT ALL 30 DIFFERENCES!?  Let's find out... . OK. 30. . 1 He is better-looking 2 He is better dressed 3 He seems to have more money 4 He seems to have more money 5 He seems to have more money - (I know I have listed this 3 times already but it is such a huge difference that It was worth mentioning more than just once) 6 He is two dimensional 7 His personality is two dimensional 8 He is not real 9 Despite not being real, He is still more grounded in reality than I am. 10 He can be loved by fictional women. 11 He can be loved by real women, who are just reading about him. 12 He is liked more than me 13 He is hated less than me 14 He is tolerated more than me 15 I doubt he makes sarcastic satire lists. 16 His story has a much better chance of a happy ending. 17 His massage has more chances of a happy ending. 18 He is smarter than me 19 He has better social contacts in high society than I do. 20 He has better social c...

Oh, Shitty Ex-Wife, - How Done with You, Am I!

 . Oh, Shitty Ex-Wife, - How Done with You, Am I! By Ross E F Lombardi . I am done. I am done with you. I am so totally done with you now. . Do not talk to me. Do not talk to me in person. Do not talk to me on the phone. Do not type to me in a text. Do not talk to me in my mind, - In your voice. Do not talk to me in my soul, - That you once owned. Do not talk to me in my head, - As images past. Do not speak to me. I am done with you. . I am done. I am done with you. I am done with you forever. . Do not ask me for help. You will not get it. If you collapse in the street. Do not expect any rescue. My phone stays in my pocket and I will keep walking. If you are attacked. I will never defend you. So, Never expect my help. I am done with you. . I am done. I am done with you. And Now - I am done with you forever. . Do not be in the same space as me. Keep the hell away from me. Do not even go near my funeral. Stop...

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