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MY FREE ADVICE TO ALL UK BASED CHARITIES!

. SOME FREE ADVICE TO ALL UK BASED CHARITIES! . . . "How would such an act of passive resistance work"  I hear you ask? . Well, let us take (totally at random), for example, a totally random public figure. . For this series of examples let us use Tory Minister, Esther McVey, . For best effect, these must be said in a totally straight-faced, sincere manner with NO sarcastic vocal inflexion. . Otherwise, it will not work! . Note : Remember that this particular public figure has been chosen totally at random and is being used for demonstration purposes only. . 1)  The Goddess McVey is so above us mere beings of base clay, that unlike us, her flatulence sounds like the sighs of Angles, Smells of the very essence of Hope itself and may, in fact, contain Healing Properties. . 2) To bathe in the coldest darkest shadow of Esther McVey is as redeeming and as spiritually renewing as being in the most blinding light of our Lord Jesus Christ. . 3) Esther Mcvey...

I Ross Edward Fortune Lombardi Hereby Officially invite Tommy Robinson AKA Yaxley-Lennon to attempt to Sue Me For Defamation Of Character and Libel!

I Ross Edward Fortune Lombardi Hereby Officially invite Tommy Robinson AKA Yaxley-Lennon to attempt to Sue Me For Defamation Of Character and Libel! . . . . I can not help but morbidly wonder if I and My Family will physically survive the next 12 months now! . Kinda wish I had not signed up on an 18 month Sky TV Contract now! . :) . SEE ALSO! . It is so lucky that we can Magically spot Paedophiles so easily, Just by looking at their skin colour! . https://lombot.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_18.html . SEE ALSO! . Attempt At Explaining Islam To Stupid People! . http://lombot.blogspot.com/p/it-is-hard-to-explain-how-wrong-this.html . . .

Let us pause to enjoy a very stupid pun!

. The world is a truly horrendous place right now. . Let us pause to enjoy a very stupid pun! . One of my best, I feel, .

The Weirdness of Modern Language 1

. The Weirdness of Modern Language 1 (Note it is only the Nature of Modern language that is being poked at here, NOT peoples choices of lifestyle!) (I am not sure if this would count outside of the UK) Straight couple. A Man comes home from work and his wife gives him a ‘bit of a tongue lashing’! Lesbian couple. A woman comes home from work and her wife gives her a ‘bit of a tongue lashing’! Only one of there recipients enjoys the experience! As to which meaning would be applicable to a Male Gay couple? I have no idea! . .

KAVENAUGH May have achieved a type of Immortality!

. KAVENAUGH  May have achieved a type of Immortality!  . . LOL!. . Well, I am sure we would all love to leave a legacy that continues in the human races consciousness long after our death!  . I wonder if his descendants will become so embarrassed that they change their family name, and conveniently forget including in the family tree?  . Anyone with a large ego would find this a horrible "cruel and unusual" punishment. . The bigger their ego the worse this punishment would potentially be to them!  . . (For reference look up the popular term "His name is Mudd" and it's association to the President Lincoln assassination!) . .

SPOOF GMO PRANK REPORT! . 6th Oct 2018

. . . SPOOF GMO PRANK REPORT!  . 6th Oct 2018 . A short while ago I (in a motion to support this cause of REAL Science and Education!) created a spoof campaign that pretended on the face of it to be Anti-GMO. . The page on BLOGSPOT is called, WE MUST BAN ALL GMO’S SOLD ONLINE!! . And is at this address. . https://lombot.blogspot.com/p/we-must-ban-all-gmos-part-1-feminist.html . These are the hit results. . 403 .  That was just the intro to this post, the main reason I write to you now is to expand on this. . Because on the page after a fair few lines of utter piss-taking there is a link button to press asking for donations to this fake cause!. . DO NOT WORRY. . At no time was any information taken! . It was only used as a “Stupidity Counter” to see how many were silly enough to try and give money to this reim of my handspun bullshit. . The Answer. . Only 5! . The page this donation button takes you too says it...

Real Photo Of Trump As He Openly And Inappropriately Gropes An Unwilling Victim!

OPEN LETTER TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

OPEN LETTER TO THE ENTIRE WORLD! Dear World, Hello, I am an aspiring writer living in Redcar (NE, UK). My name is Ross Lombardi and I have a BA in print media (2.2) There is a cornucopian orgy of material covering most subjects, that I can provide as examples of work that can be found on my personal blog. https://lombot.blogspot.com/ Obviously, my personal blog has to much of "My self" in it and is meant to only reflect me. BUT Please do not be "Put off" by some of the content, Because As a writer on your staff, I do obviously understand concepts like "Editorial Policy" and "Writing for a Market" that would be applied to writing for your publication. In other words, I recognise that there is a big difference between writing for myself and writing for a client or my Editor. I also have other skills such as Page Layout, Research, General Material So...

GEEK ATTACK! HARRY POTTER MEME!

SEVEN DAYS!

. " SEVEN DAYS! " . . "RIGHT!" . "FOR THE NEXT SEVEN FULL DAYS I AM SIMPLY NOT!"  "REPEAT!" "NOT GONNA TAKE ANY CRAP FROM ANYONE!" . "UNDERSTAND!" . "DO I MAKE MYSELF ABSOLUTELY CLEAR!" . "NO MORE MR NICE GUY FOR SEVEN DAYS! " . "FOR SEVEN DAYS I WILL BE A TOTALLY RUTHLESS SON OF A BITCH!" . . THERE WILL BE NO MERCY FOR THE " WEEK !" . . :)   . (you have just been pun bombed!)  . . . . Did anyone out there get this joke???

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts! . . Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Ev...

Vintage Style Little Girls Dress and Sun Hat (for a 2-year-old) With Matching Dolls Dress, (Doll NOT included!)

Vintage Style Little Girls Dress and Sun Hat  (for a 2-year-old)  With Matching Dolls Dress,  (Doll NOT included!)  If You Are interested then go to eBay by clicking Here! If You Are interested then go to eBay by clicking Here!

VERY IMPORTANT! BEFORE You let Yourself react......!

. VERY IMPORTANT! BEFORE You let Yourself react......! Make sure You DO read the last 3 lines FIRST! . . . (.....And then maybe share....)  Note: Not My Own creation, lifted from the internet! .

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