UK Politics and UK Banking get together for a pint

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UK Politics and UK Banking get together for a pint
A skit: By Ross E F Lombardi

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UK Politics:
“Dude,” - “I have had it with this Palestine Action” - “We would try to prosecute them for criminal damage”
“But we don’t think we’d get the conviction we want”
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UK Banking:
“Dude!” - “That Sucks”
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UK Politics:
“My - ‘Mr Daddy Weapons Dealer’ - is getting pissed off at me”
“They are getting nervus about their investment” - “But it’s not my fault”
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UK Banking:
“My Dude!” - “Sorry to hear that bro!” - “Can’t you get them on some sort of technicality?”
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UK Politics:
“I Dunno Bro,” - “People are not a stupid as they used to be” - “Why?” - “What did you have in mind?”
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UK Banking:
“Just bend things a little” - “Remember how we made that cool Fractional Reserve Lending thang”
“That thang, that was just supposed to allow for a bit of flexibility to keep cash flow up”
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UK Politics:
“Yeh, Sorta? Ish?”
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UK Banking:
“And then over time we bent it a bit”
“We bent it to breaking point until we were just basically taking the piss
“and we then pretty much just outright digitally counterfeited the shit out of the currency”
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UK Politics:
“Oh yeh” - “Then the EU got all pissy about it and wanted to take your keys away”-
“So we had to trick the plebs into leaving the EU”
“So you could keep that shit up!” - “Yeh you totally get to misuse that bitch now!”
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UK Banking:
“Just do that!” - “Pull some sane law out of your arse and bend its purpose to breaking point”
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UK Politics:
“Maybe…”
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UK Banking:
“What about that anti-terrorist law thing,”
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UK Politics:
“Which one?”
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UK Banking:
“You know” - “That one – thingy thing one” - “That ‘prescribe’ thing you do sometimes” –
“Just bend that around and use that shit!” - “Misuse that bitch the same way I misuse sane banking regulation”
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UK Politics:
“Cool idea dude” - “Massive respect for you on that one!”
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UK Banking:
“Nice” - “Now bend over so I can fuck you like I mean it”
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UK Politics:
“Yes MommY!”

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