UK Politics and UK Banking get together for a pint . UK Politics: “Dude,” - “I have had it with this Palestine Action” - “We would try to prosecute them for criminal damage” “But we don’t think we’d get the conviction we want” . UK Banking: “Dude!” - “That Sucks” . UK Politics: “My - ‘Mr Daddy Weapons Dealer’ - is getting pissed off at me” “They are getting nervus about their investment” - “But it’s not my fault” . UK Banking: “My Dude!” - “Sorry to hear that bro!” - “Can’t you get them on some sort of technicality?” . UK Politics: “I Dunno Bro,” - “People are not a stupid as they used to be” - “Why?” - “What did you have in mind?” . UK Banking: “Just bend things a little” - “Remember how we made that cool Fractional Reserve Lending thang” “That thang, that was just supposed to allow for a bit of flexibility to keep cash flow up” . UK Politics: “Yeh, Sorta? Ish?” . UK Banking: “And then over time we bent it a bit” “We bent i...