! Let's play a game Hey Gronk! "In terms of the chances of there being a Nuclear War, taking into consideration the psychology of all the relevant world leaders concerned, Is the present-day situation, NOW better or worse than the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962?"

. What was my ex-wife's name again? - I suddenly forgot! by Ross E F Lombardi. . Yes, I am a bit haunted by my ex . Yes, My ex plays on my mind far too often, . It was 30 years of my life! I THIS area! Everywhere I look, something nudges a synapse! Everywhere I look! I twinge of pain, As a broken heart marionette string is pulled. Everywhere! . Accept one.... Everywhere I look, except one! . When I look in a certain direction, I forget her completely . When I look at a certain location, I barely remember my ex's name. . My eyes see. My mind empties. A bit of childish joy happens! . And this magical site shifts and changes its position. By using feet, and taxis and cars, and just generally moving around as people do. Which is annoying. Because stupid crushes suck! . The way to look, Depends on where that woman stands. This is very irritating. And extremely inconvenient. . Yes, Crushes suck! And very stupid crushes suck extra hard with spikes on! . This crush is Not 'stupid...

IT IS NOW OFFICIAL FOLKS!! According to one loud non-expert... - I AM an AI! COOL! So, I am not really a sad, lonely "mentally ill human" at all! I just have the wrong settings in the options menu! All I have to do now is find the hidden toggle to turn off the "broken-hearted skint loser mode", and then all my problems will be solved! Job done! . .