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PUBLIC DIRTY LAUNDRY, Will the "Back to School debate" Be my Marriage DEAL BREAKER!

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"Back to School debate"  Be my Marriage  DEAL BREAKER!  . Based on this,
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"However, the government has also made it clear that parents and guardians will not be penalised should they decide not to send their children back to school when they are encouraged to do so."
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“Whilst there will be no penalty for families who do not send their children to school, families will be strongly encouraged to take up these places – unless the child or a family member is shielding or the child is particularly vulnerable due to an underlying condition,” the Department for Education said."

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From here
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https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/schools-reopen-when-uk-date-lockdown-children-parents-fine-a9509861.html
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I am going to keep my own kids out of school for as long as possible!
(Until it becomes legally mandatory again!)  .
However, my Wife totally disagrees!
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There may well be very heated future shouting involved!
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But my kids are far more important to me…

Who could have done a better job than Boris?

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Who could have done a better job than Boris?
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EASY
With the same resources
Access to all the same information
And 3 weeks prep time, to study and plan.
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ME! .
I like planning so much that my dream present at 18 was a
A Filing Cabinet!
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I am a cold sociopath with a strict personal "ethics" code.
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I would do the 'evil' for 'the greater good' that had to be done.
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Once the emergency was over
I would let myself be judged and executed.
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What "Evil" might you ask?
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Make all WI-Fi (at top speed) and TV packages free
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Go to the various private warehouses with the military and take all the PPE by force at gunpoint
(To then give to the NHS.) 
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Gun down illegal street parties if they don't disperse in 30 mins and 3 warnings
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AND THEN!
BY CHOICE!
PAY FOR MY "EVIL" CRIMES LATER!
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Because ALL my all Victims DO deserve justice!
BUT
I would have saved far more lives than Boris has!
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Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before?

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. Ian Duncan Smith MP? Has 'It' met any real live people before? . .
"It's Time to unlock the Lockdown and trust the common sense of the British People"
Ian Duncan Smith MP
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Common Sense?
Really?
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Has 'It' even met the "British People" before? Or even ANY real live people? Anywhere?
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'It' might as well be saying,
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"IT'S TIME TO UNLOCK"
"Both the Candy Store,"
"Matches, Petrol"
"AND"
"The Very Sharp Knives,"
"And trust the common sense of unsupervised diabetic haemophiliac toddlers"!

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! DO NOT TRUST "US" THE PUBLIC TO HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE! ! HAVE YOU MET "US"? ?

Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man

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Dear Miss Naughty Trumpy Man
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On behalf of the rest of the world
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I politely enquire what sad excuse for War will be used to ensure you win the next USA election?
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We are all very curious about what it will be this time around.
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For the REAL reason for WW1: Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!" BBC 1989:

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For the REAL reason for WW1
See Blackadders theory in "Blackadder Goes Forth!"
BBC 1989:
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Private Baldrick :
"No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?"
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Captain Blackadder :
Do you mean "How did the war start?"
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Lieutenant George :
"The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building."
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Captain Blackadder :
"George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front."
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Lieutenant George :
"Oh, no, sir, absolutely not."
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[aside, to Baldrick]
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Li…

Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!

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Let us ALL have a Mass Debate!
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Fartbook Group!
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For those of us that refuse to "Shut the hell up!"
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/260960967662450
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I am trying to RE-START my old debating page!
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This is a debating group. (Please excuse the title pun). It is for intelligent discussion and debate of all subjects!
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While I personally have strong left-wing liberal views you can NOT have a debate without opposing opinions, SO unlike some other groups (to order allow the group to achieve its function), We WILL allow Racism, homophobia and other things I personally find abhorrent.
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BUT that does not simply give a free licence!
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IF YOU SAY something contentious then you will be expected to give a REASONED argument and if necessary, site source material (Try and Site an actual respected published academic book NOT just Wikipedia).
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You do NOT need to have a certain level to education to enter a debate, all reasoned views are welcome. BAD SPELLING OR GRAMMER DOES NOT! REPEAT! NOT INVA…

THE WEEKLY "SILLY DAY" LOCKDOWN IDEA!

!. THE WEEKLY "SILLY DAY" LOCKDOWN IDEA! . Because life is hard at the moment!
How about we all have Wednesdays as "Silly Day". .
That means,
For one day a week,
(I nominate Wednesdays!) .
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No serious post!
(Sharing Or Creating!)
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No politics or Virus stories
(Sharing Or Creating!)
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3)
Burying your shitty ego, and NOT Worrying about trying to look cool, your personal image or having self-respect!
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Dedicating this one day a week to just being very immature, silly, and trying to make at least two people smile or better still giggle!
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Whenever someone insults you,
gets salty,
throws shade,
or tries to make a serious subject of discussion about what you posted,
INSTEAD of letting yourself get sucked in,
just type as a response...
"SHMOO!"
Until midnight of the silly day! .
(You can always give a proper response back when the "Silly Day" ends!) .
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“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone, Could I beat him in a fight for 20£??

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“IF” I could get Donald Trump alone,
Could I beat him in a fight for 20£??
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Just a few Follow up hypothetical questions.
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Can the Challenger choose to fight him 6 ish hours after his exercise “Leg Day”?
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2)
Does have to know you are coming?
Or can you blindside him as he stumbles drunk out of a pub?
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“If“, you are allowed to blindside him, are you also allowed to spike his pint first?
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Are you allowed to use personal l information about any family tragedies he might have, to make him lose his temper, so he swings wildly and loses focus?
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Can I also have a bunch of 5 or 6, 11-year-old D&D players? As my back up crew?
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Can you use a weapon?
I am thinking maybe a Mortar, an RPG or maybe a geocentric orbital Mass Driver!
.7) As he is in his 70's Can I wait until he is struggling to breathe because of contracting coronavirus first? .
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Can I have full body armour?
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Can my full body armour be spiked, with the spikes electrified with 20 k volts and tipped wi…

Blog Report March 2020

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Blog Report March 2020
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International page hits last 30 days.
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Top Stories Last 30 Days!
(Please See Important note below about the nature of some titles!)  .
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NOTE
Do not be "Put Off" by some of the titles I use on my site,
Some (But NOT all!) titles are "Misleading",
Or are written it the spirit of the satirist Jonathan Swifts "Modest Proposal".
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Some stories may seem at first, to be full of hate or bigotry for 99% of its content,
Only to turn around with a very sarcastic last two lines which shows the absurdity of the initial fake viewpoint.
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Because "preaching to the choir" archives very little.
Making a Bigot doubt themselves is the true aim!
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IMPORTANT NOTE ON HIT NUMBERS.
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It is good practice to divide ALL hit numbers by 10 to assess the Actual number of readers.
Because out of 10 page hits most are saved for later by people but might never, actually, be read.
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So 1k of hits is actually only equal to 100 readers!
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100 hits only mean 10 readers
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And…

THIS IS JUST CLICK BATE!

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THIS IS JUST CLICK BATE! .
That is it!
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That is all!
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Nothing else to see here!
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I just wanted to know how many people would click on a link that openly admitted that the entire page was only mere click-bate.
And you all went ahead and clicked on it anyway!
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I LITERALLY TOLD YOU THIS PAGE WAS ONLY CLICK BATE! .
Exactly how stupid are you?
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If you wish to complain about this very, Very, VERY shitty page then click here!  .

https://www.lombot.co.uk/p/fake-warning-do-not-publih.html .
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Let us have a quick poke and investigate of "Lead Stories" See who they are and perhaps who runs and finances them, Shall we? !
Why?
Because of this. congressional hearing..... That's why!
(The Fact Checkers might not be trustworthy, themselves!) . https://youtu.be/1iCVn_JvOiQ

Coronavirus Vs The unsung hero, backbone in the foundations of the world economy!

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. Coronavirus  Vs  The unsung hero, backbone in the foundations of the world economy!. . PLEASE,
USE COMMON SENSE!
KEEP THE SCHOOLS OPEN!
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We DO NOT want a situation were vulnerable grandparents are having to look after grandchildren because the parents still have to go to work!
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But what about the teachers?
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Most teachers will retire at 60 (ish) and NOT be over 70!
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Teachers will almost certainly be infected but unless they have an underlying respiratory disease, or suppressed immune system they 'should' be able to shrug it off.
.True the school is not a safe workplace, BUT then again, THERE ARE NO SAFE WORKPLACES FOR ANYONE! . No safe workplace for the people trying to restock the shelves. . No safe workplace for the people trying to serve you at the till. . No safe workplace for the people trying to manage the gas stations, deliver the post or take out the garbage. . . There are NO costless perfect solutions.
No miracles to perform,
Only damage control to manage.
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And for now, keeping the schools…

A Dark Thought: About the Coronavirus!

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Dark Thought:
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What "IF",
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That while Coronavirus is mostly a physical threat to the very old...
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It also turned out, much later.
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That 'It' also more than halves the world fertility rate of all the very young it infects?
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. What 'if' decades from now,  We find out it has made over half the human population sterile? .

LET US ALL ASPIRE TO BE BETTER THAN THE "BAD PEOPLE" OF THE WORLD! THERE IS NO PRESENT RELIABLE EVIDENCE THAT TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO "OWN" A POTENTIAL CORVAVIRUS VACCINE! DO NOT SPREAD IT UNLESS IT CAN BE PROVEN!

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DID TRUMP ATTEMPT TO "OWN" A POTENTIAL CORNAVIRUS VACCINE? 

NO!

THERE IS NO PRESENT RELIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THIS HAPPENED!
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I too shared this very same story as a Tweet prematurely.
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I, really, dislike Trump (to put it mildly)
His ICE policy is disgusting,
BUT  I let my hate of him repeat a Tweet BEFORE doing any personal Fact-Checking First!
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I NEED to be better than that!
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So, I wrote …
“'l will check this out over the next few days.”
“In today's environment, we all have to doubt everyone all the time and double-check everything!”
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“If we just mindlessly repeat what supports our world view then we become the enemies of truth rather than its defenders!”
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“I am not going tricked into handing People like Tump a gift-wrapped chance to feel any justified moral superiority!!”
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“SCREW THAT WITH A PICKLE!”
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“They are going to have to make do with mere delusions of "Moral Superiority" Instead!!!..."

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<10 Minutes later> .
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What I thought woul…

Napoleon XIV: 'They're coming to take me away'

THE CORONAVIRUS! SOME PERSPECTIVE! As of March 31st 2020.

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CORONAVIRUS!
SOME PERSPECTIVE! 
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March 31st 2020 . RE: My earlier post from March 6th (See below) . I was wrong and now I feel like a total arse hat! . Although the figures are true,  They are NOT a complete and correct picture! .  Because what the figures below do not include is the following extra fact. . That the Coronavirus Virus is over twice as infectious as flu!
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No piss poor excuses. I totally fucked up and dropped the ball. . Sorry! . I have left the entry from March the 6th below to show my screw up and to openly admit and "own" that I totally screwed up! . . March 6th 2020
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From
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
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Coronavirus Cases:
98,440
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Deaths:
3,387
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Recovered:
55,660
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BUT!  .
“Seasonal flu kills 291,000 to 646,000 people worldwide each year, according to a new estimate that's higher than the previous one of 250,000 to 500,000 deaths a year. The new figures from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and other groups were published Dec. 13 in The Lancet …

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez grills Mark Zuckerberg during Congressional hea...

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GEEK ATTACK! The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.

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The support ticket I filled out for Blizzard Games.
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I have had a particularly tough year,
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One small highlight was watching BlizzCon live with the virtual ticket.
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So I managed, with a bit of sacrifice, to not only find the money for the (now more expensive ticket) but also £20 worth of Pizza to make the whole night a bit of a personal occasion.
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But halfway through the Overwatch part of the opening ceremony, the feed kept closing, changing to the wrong language, and this kept happening to the point that it became unstable!
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Yes,, while I can watch it all again later when OR if it is fixed, but it is is not the same.
It has not got the same energy as seeing that opening ceremony live and hearing the cool stuff, first hand.
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Maybe I put too muchstore in this one treat to make life seem a little better at the moment, and of course part of me knows that I am overreacting, but I am just too psychologically tired now to even feel angry.
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I am sorry,
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But I am done.
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This is just slightly too big …

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! V3

GEEK ATTACK! WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!! The Solution He COULD have used! AND the one reason he might not have chosen to use it! 

The newest content is below the intro piece,
Scroll past previous content a short way to get to it! 

(NOTE:  NOT MY MEME!  PURLEY POSTED  TO SHOW WHAT I AM REPLYING TOO!) 
I reckon Thanos WILL have made a load to new for the resources for the universe!

BUT

Let us assume the MCU abides by the rule that "energy cannot be created,"
But if energy cannot be created he would have to take the raw energy needed to create those resources from somewhere.
Find something he deems expendable to reduce disassemble and to mere energy to redistribute to resource creation!
I wonder where he could have gotten the extra energy to make those resources.

Does anyone happen to have any bright ideas?

PPS



WAS Thanos VERY STUPID! OR VERY WISE??!!

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON! If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on!

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I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TOMMY ROBINSON!
. If Anyone happens to see that Tommy person! Please remind him that my open challenge to him is still waiting to be accepted! Pass it on! . . . It took over 5 hours to collate this data and work out these figures! .
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But you can not compare white people with Muslims!
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They are two different categories!

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But this fact is what makes the extrapolated math possible.
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I felt safe in making and combining the 2 following assumptions.
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And
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That a maximum of 2% of White people in the UK was Muslim
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These are the only assumption in the math that was done, all the rest was achieved using solid figures!
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If the target chosen by the racist had been a faith that had been largely white then the mathematical extrapolation could not have been safely done and their lies revealed.
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I love the irony that this is one time a type of “Racial Profiling” actually works for a good reason against racism!
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Parliament : Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS

Hello,

I just signed the petition, “Parliament: Make cannabis oil (THC & CBD) legal and available on the NHS.” I think this is important. Will you sign it too?


Here’s the link:

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CLICK HERE


2 reasons,
1) Common sense from a medical standpoint.
2) To help undermine organised crime,

Thanks,
Ross
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Just one rule!

ONLY accept and take completely FREE treatments, 
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Even if I am a just lone nut out here screaming against the darkness unsupported!

I am doing it anyway!

NO COMPROMISE!


If we give an inch they will take a mile! 
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When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap!

! . When a 7-year-old girl is allowed to die of dehydration in a facility mere meters away from a water tap! . If things have gotten this bad. . When things have gotten to this point! . Then the “Far Right” has already won. . I am within 3 inches of commenting suicide. . Because I would rather be dead than live in their world. . I wonder which is the greater sin in Gods eyes, Suicide or walking into a Far Right stronghold such as the EDL (in the UK) and just randomly stabbing these Nazi people? .
. https://www.facebook.com/NowThisOpinions/videos/1240590596080443/?t=1 .
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HEADS UP MATH NERDS! There is a new sexy form of statistical analysis in town!

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HEADS UP MATH NERDS! .
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Know as the POOAS method.
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It is now the most widely used form of data presentation in the world!
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Now used globally by all governments a staggering 84.3 % of the time!
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HELP!
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I have a crap load of books everywhere!
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I do not put them in any order!
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I am super untidy,
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I have not been able to find my book about "Applied Chaos Theory" by " S. A. Chasm." for months now!
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HEADS UP MATH NERDS!
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There is a new sexy form …

SYRIA! Put better than I can: A quote from Michael Rosen

Put better than I can....

From Michael Rosen

His Facebook page:

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"People who've led lives growing up in suburbs, in comfortable homes, going to schools with glorious playing fields, playing in orchestras, playing in teams, find themselves in power in the parliament of the UK, equipped as it is with rockets and bombs, with a history of strutting across huge areas of the earth's surface, ruling over millions, still talking of 'spheres of influence' and 'our strategic interests', acting as if it is a right and a duty to decide what is or is not a humanitarian crisis, what is or is not the humanitarian crisis that it has to 'respond to', what is or is not the legitimate target to fire rockets and bombs at...and journalists and politicians lower down the food chain, sit and debate the finer points of this as if, yes, the UK does …

GEEK ATTACK! How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!

. . How to correctly respond to an admin who has removed one of your inappropriate posts!
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Once Upon a time a very drunk ickle Boy (Aged 46) got home after being out all night and went on Facebook. . He came across this post. . CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE-UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. . (Credit, some random dude called Richard Hartley on a Facebook site called ”The Pun Hub”) . Two hours later the young lad (aged 46) was still pissing himself laughing. And felt it would be fun to share the Joy with all the other boys and girls. . But on Every Page, the BIG BAD ADMIN smacked the poor…

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