THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "-
? THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "- I got you! I have this problem all the time. A ) Do not be embarrassed to call an ambulance. B ) Tell the poor 50-year-old lass not to panic and for her try to relax. C ) Keep adding more lube and try a shoehorn, But be gentle. D ) Once solved Maybe do the socially responsible thing to stop this happening again! Consider a surgical solution. Get penis size reduction surgery!! -" . . Dear whole of the entire too easily offended internet: THIS IS JUST A STUPID VERY SILLY JOKE! Take it as such and move on with your life!! !