? THEM: "I’m an 20 year old trapped in a 50 odd year old body!" "How did that happen!" . MY ADVICE: "- I got you! I have this problem all the time. A ) Do not be embarrassed to call an ambulance. B ) Tell the poor 50-year-old lass not to panic and for her try to relax. C ) Keep adding more lube and try a shoehorn, But be gentle. D ) Once solved Maybe do the socially responsible thing to stop this happening again! Consider a surgical solution. Get penis size reduction surgery!! -" . . Dear whole of the entire too easily offended internet: THIS IS JUST A STUPID VERY SILLY JOKE! Take it as such and move on with your life!! !

 . . i have done been part of suffered fought and somehow still survived.      some incredible things      some unbelievable things      true stories that I never repeat because no one will believe them. it would just taste like delusional, fantasist, ‘Walter Mitty’ ,   macho bullshit.      cinematic stuff out of a blockbuster movie.           And yet           As an over 50-year-old,           Apparently           NOW… If I stretch “slightly wrong” I throw my neck out.           And can barely move for three days Growing Old SUCKS! .