. A Modest Proposal for The Male Loneliness Epidemic. Paper 1 Draft ( A ) By Ross E F Lombardi . It is often said that you can't beat mother nature. No religion, government or philosophy in human history could stop the primal drive to reproduce. You just can't defeat core biology. . Well, I was wrong. (Slow sarcastic clap) Well done modern man! . I hope you are proud of yourselves. You managed, by being so bloody dam awful, to have succeeded in defeating billions of years of evolutionary fined tuned natural instinct, - where every other previously organised effort has failed. Well done you! You have literally, in just one generation, made being alone a far better option for women-kind . Now fuck off and accept the reaping you brought upon yourselves. You dumb fucking arse, male man, morons! Good god I hate all us men, so much! . But despite my loathing for all straight men (including myself) – I will be charitable enough to look f...