. Teach you kids early - Safe adults don’t ask children to keep secrets , Ever –. . Accept when there IS a good (although thankfully very rare) exception. . When I was just 11, I was reluctantly introduced to my genetic father for the first time, since I was 3. I was grilled and rehearsed over and over again and official cover story, to keep loads of secrets from him. So yes, - I was told to keep secrets. - As I spent time with him he kept trying to trick me into revealing stuff all the time. . Despite and the gifts and treats, It was a stressful nightmare each year, Playing this verbal cat and mouse game vs an adult. . - Years later I found out why. IF he had gotten the information he wanted from me, got past my defences, people would have gotten killed by the psychotic misogynist bastard! My younger brother, as a child form another man, - DEAD My father, Who I call "Dad", Mr Lombardi, a good man – DEAD My Mum – After some nasty stuff done to her first, – DEAD And me whis...

. My daughter Wants to be a Wife! She wants to get married. She wants to be a mother. She has it all planned out! . She also wants to be a pathologist. And have a successful career. . While Her wife says home and looks after Their baby. (That her wife will carry to term, not her) . I have asked my young college aged lesbian daughter, "Please pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top, can I be in the same room when she tries to explain this to a future girlfriend." . (My daughter said "no" to that request.) .

. Human Nature: . Male, Female, Other, It is all the same crap! Just with different labels! . Sure you could buy into the gender war, That somehow you chosen side are saints that the other side are sinners, . IF you are a fucking moron that never really looked around and bothered to notice shit before... . And the only winners there, Is the social media platform your using, who get to up their engagement to increase the value of those targeted side bar ads you pretend ignore ! Human Nature: . All just as inherently shit as each other . And No One is worth saving! . Fuck You All! And Goodnight! !

. I'm not scared of the tea app. Bring that shit on! . There is no way on earth I could be any less dateable. . I am allready as undateble as it is possible to ever get. There is nowhere lower left to go. . If Epstein came back to life as a pudrid corpse, homeless and broke,  covered in maggots,  all of them with human faces ,  all of them screaming constantly in unison. Then .... LOL! . ...Then he would Still be four entire notches more datable than my sorry arse. .

  . DRINKS WITH AN OLD GIRLFRIEND! A sketch By Ross E F Lombardi . Scene: A cold wet Winter. In a UK pub on the north of England Coast, either in or near Redcar By Sea. 11 am opening time on a Tuesday. A dishevelled and clearly defeated middle aged man meets an old flame for drinks. She is dressed, all vamped up,   as if she is going out on a Saturday night out at an expensive night club, despite it being in the middle of the day and mid-week. . Old Ex Girlfriend: “I’m so glad you met me for drinks” “I have so much to tell you” “But you go first” . Middle Aged Man: “I’m sure you are…” . Old Ex Girlfriend: “Go on,” “You get the first few rounds of double shots in,” “While we chat and catch up!” . Middle Aged Man: “Yeah” “Well it’s been a while” “And we do go back a bit so…” . Old Ex Girlfriend: “Well I’m busting to tell you mine!” “But As I said, you go first” “So tell me!” “Did you go on holiday this year” ....